Tony Delgado 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
@tonydelgado.bsky.social
I write, draw, and complain. Sometimes, I do all three at the same time.
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Writing has appeared in Points in Case, Chortle, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Robot Butt.
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Writing has appeared in Points in Case, Chortle, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Robot Butt.
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Monopoly: Nepotism Variant
Thanks so much for your interest in this new variant of Monopoly. For fans of the old game, we think this will be an exciting new twist on…
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I have a new humor piece on The Haven. Please check it out if you'd like a laugh.
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It's like Orlando, if you're in the area, you've gotta swing by.
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It's like Orlando, if you're in the area, you've gotta swing by.
You guys had parents that explained shit to you?
Mine just seemed baffled I didn't know things already.
Mine just seemed baffled I didn't know things already.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
You guys had parents that explained shit to you?
Mine just seemed baffled I didn't know things already.
Mine just seemed baffled I didn't know things already.
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I have a new humor piece on The Haven. Please check it out if you'd like a laugh.
medium.com/the-haven/mo...
medium.com/the-haven/mo...
Monopoly: Nepotism Variant
Thanks so much for your interest in this new variant of Monopoly. For fans of the old game, we think this will be an exciting new twist on…
medium.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I have a new humor piece on The Haven. Please check it out if you'd like a laugh.
medium.com/the-haven/mo...
medium.com/the-haven/mo...
Ugh. Please don't make me ditch your service, Discord. It's hard enough getting my gaming group together regularly as it is.
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Ugh. Please don't make me ditch your service, Discord. It's hard enough getting my gaming group together regularly as it is.
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I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
As a white passing Puerto Rican, I'm resisting the urge to wear a white on white suit to work since people would ask why I was dressed like Tom Wolfe.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
As a white passing Puerto Rican, I'm resisting the urge to wear a white on white suit to work since people would ask why I was dressed like Tom Wolfe.
Every Boricua having a great night. 😁🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Every Boricua having a great night. 😁🇵🇷
For those wondering, the important part of the game starts at 8.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
For those wondering, the important part of the game starts at 8.
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Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert?
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
FAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football
What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...
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February 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert?
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
RFK Jr drinking raw milk while hunting for dinosaur bones.
February 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
RFK Jr drinking raw milk while hunting for dinosaur bones.
On the one hand, it's appalling that Trump wanted to rename Penn Station after himself in a quid pro quo. However, on the other hand, it's funny that he'd want to put it on the station that is universally hated by everyone.
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
On the one hand, it's appalling that Trump wanted to rename Penn Station after himself in a quid pro quo. However, on the other hand, it's funny that he'd want to put it on the station that is universally hated by everyone.
Thanks for reminding me of this documentary I wanted to watch.
I agree, this should be called the big game now.
youtu.be/1kdaZSb-5Z0?...
I agree, this should be called the big game now.
youtu.be/1kdaZSb-5Z0?...
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Thanks for reminding me of this documentary I wanted to watch.
I agree, this should be called the big game now.
youtu.be/1kdaZSb-5Z0?...
I agree, this should be called the big game now.
youtu.be/1kdaZSb-5Z0?...
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crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 AM
crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president
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"This change is just the nail in the coffin of a carefully calculated plan to turn the United States into the tin-pot dictatorship of my dreams. It’s definitely not because I’m scared of any investigations that the DOJ’s antitrust division may or may not launch."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dem...
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“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
“Jeff Bezos, the owner of the Washington Post, announced a major shift to the newspaper’s opinion section on Wednesday, saying it would now advocat...
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February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"This change is just the nail in the coffin of a carefully calculated plan to turn the United States into the tin-pot dictatorship of my dreams. It’s definitely not because I’m scared of any investigations that the DOJ’s antitrust division may or may not launch."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dem...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dem...
Washington Post getting the Comixology treatment, death by a thousand staff cuts.
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Washington Post getting the Comixology treatment, death by a thousand staff cuts.
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Huh. For those of us that aren’t history buffs, has the Washington Post Metro section ever broken a really big story before?
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Huh. For those of us that aren’t history buffs, has the Washington Post Metro section ever broken a really big story before?
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Thought I'd finally read Doppelganger by Naomi Klein and, well, quite
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Thought I'd finally read Doppelganger by Naomi Klein and, well, quite
With all these dramatic reveals of famous and powerful people in The Epstein Files, it's like watching The Masked Singer.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
With all these dramatic reveals of famous and powerful people in The Epstein Files, it's like watching The Masked Singer.
Every article is like, "Trump wants to do this and the Constitution takes a differing view. 🤷"
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Every article is like, "Trump wants to do this and the Constitution takes a differing view. 🤷"
My wife and I watched If I had Legs I'd Kick You.
Since then, I've been doing the mother and daughter's lines in the voices of Rick and Morty.
Really changes the vibe of the movie.
Since then, I've been doing the mother and daughter's lines in the voices of Rick and Morty.
Really changes the vibe of the movie.
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
My wife and I watched If I had Legs I'd Kick You.
Since then, I've been doing the mother and daughter's lines in the voices of Rick and Morty.
Really changes the vibe of the movie.
Since then, I've been doing the mother and daughter's lines in the voices of Rick and Morty.
Really changes the vibe of the movie.
Neil Gaiman's return.
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Neil Gaiman's return.
Ooh. Great tip.
I've been switching between projects lately, so I don't always want to open the last one.
I've been switching between projects lately, so I don't always want to open the last one.
#Scrivener 3 on Windows & macOS Tip of the Day: Hold down Shift if you want to launch Scrivener at the Project Templates window as opposed to the last project you were using.
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Ooh. Great tip.
I've been switching between projects lately, so I don't always want to open the last one.
I've been switching between projects lately, so I don't always want to open the last one.
Wow. Corruption is wild right now.
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Wow. Corruption is wild right now.
They should give Kamierczak an extra charge for being an AF Branco fan.
NEW: Federal charges now filed against Rep. Ilhan Omar's assailant. FBI alleges he told an associate years ago that "Somebody should kill that bitch." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 29, 2026 at 7:37 PM
They should give Kamierczak an extra charge for being an AF Branco fan.