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Whoa
Scientists identified ribose (used in RNA) and – for the first time in any extraterrestrial sample (from asteroid Bennu) – glucose, a major energy source for life
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nasa.gov/missions/osi...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nasa.gov/missions/osi...
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Whoa
My offering to the universe is that: navigating Epic EMR is like raising the child of MS-DOS and NYAN-Cat
No I will not be taking questions at this time.
No I will not be taking questions at this time.
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My offering to the universe is that: navigating Epic EMR is like raising the child of MS-DOS and NYAN-Cat
No I will not be taking questions at this time.
No I will not be taking questions at this time.
What does this even mean…
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What does this even mean…
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Humankind has launch more satellites in the past four years (2021 - 2025) than in the previous seven decades.
75% of the currently active satellites belong to a single operator (SpaceX).
75% of the currently active satellites belong to a single operator (SpaceX).
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Humankind has launch more satellites in the past four years (2021 - 2025) than in the previous seven decades.
75% of the currently active satellites belong to a single operator (SpaceX).
75% of the currently active satellites belong to a single operator (SpaceX).
As has already been demonstrated several times agents of the state can put people in prison with the help of judges and without “a jury trial”/due process.
Where have you been
Where have you been
They might be hypocritical, political, ideological, and undeserving, but the claim that these nominees are "committed to putting [Mark Kelly] in prison" is asinine. Come on. Judges can't "put people in prison" without a jury trial. Mark Kelly isn't going to prison and you know it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
As has already been demonstrated several times agents of the state can put people in prison with the help of judges and without “a jury trial”/due process.
Where have you been
Where have you been
Me when the patient at work is Rachel Maddow, and she needs a dose of heparin
political commentators don’t use the word porcine enough
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Me when the patient at work is Rachel Maddow, and she needs a dose of heparin
Okay friends, I will say it again:
Sometimes “gate
-keeping” is okay! Discernment is a community good! Some other people don’t always need to know everything about our lives away from them!
Sometimes “gate
-keeping” is okay! Discernment is a community good! Some other people don’t always need to know everything about our lives away from them!
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Okay friends, I will say it again:
Sometimes “gate
-keeping” is okay! Discernment is a community good! Some other people don’t always need to know everything about our lives away from them!
Sometimes “gate
-keeping” is okay! Discernment is a community good! Some other people don’t always need to know everything about our lives away from them!
Another fun thing that makes me hate living life is the fact that I am trapped in it due to poverty and trauma-exacerbated mental illness. I’m stuck in this non-progressing phase of life and my friends have essentially just moved on without me to their next seasons, while I get to watch them all go.
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Another fun thing that makes me hate living life is the fact that I am trapped in it due to poverty and trauma-exacerbated mental illness. I’m stuck in this non-progressing phase of life and my friends have essentially just moved on without me to their next seasons, while I get to watch them all go.
One thing about me (mental illness) is: I love a good para-social relationship with conventionally-attractive men.
I need to know where this guy is now. What is his life like, is he happy, does he maybe want to go to dinner, etc.
I need to know where this guy is now. What is his life like, is he happy, does he maybe want to go to dinner, etc.
Come for the b-roll of people excited for sales, stay for the 2 seconds of this guy mugging for the camera
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
One thing about me (mental illness) is: I love a good para-social relationship with conventionally-attractive men.
I need to know where this guy is now. What is his life like, is he happy, does he maybe want to go to dinner, etc.
I need to know where this guy is now. What is his life like, is he happy, does he maybe want to go to dinner, etc.
Nothing has ever made me feel more despondent than knowing that I was not wanted or cared for in the ways that I needed from the people who should have cared the most (parents). And unfortunately there is no fixing that, ever.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Nothing has ever made me feel more despondent than knowing that I was not wanted or cared for in the ways that I needed from the people who should have cared the most (parents). And unfortunately there is no fixing that, ever.
The spiral is spiraling 🌀
What they say is true:
Being poor is fucking expensive.
Being poor is fucking expensive.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The spiral is spiraling 🌀
What they say is true:
Being poor is fucking expensive.
Being poor is fucking expensive.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What they say is true:
Being poor is fucking expensive.
Being poor is fucking expensive.
A photography exhibition. The theme is: A Moment In Time. Grown adults are engaging in some shady behavior and hijinks and their parent(s)/someone they respect suddenly enters the frame and catches them by surprise.
Basically, it’s a study of that wide-eyed “Oh, fuck.” look.
Basically, it’s a study of that wide-eyed “Oh, fuck.” look.
You have been cursed. You somehow acquired vast wealth and in order to stave off the madness associated with it (and thus use it for good), you have to fund eccentric and ridiculous art prizes.
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A photography exhibition. The theme is: A Moment In Time. Grown adults are engaging in some shady behavior and hijinks and their parent(s)/someone they respect suddenly enters the frame and catches them by surprise.
Basically, it’s a study of that wide-eyed “Oh, fuck.” look.
Basically, it’s a study of that wide-eyed “Oh, fuck.” look.
Say what you will about white gays, they do behave predictably
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Say what you will about white gays, they do behave predictably
Is there a more apt metaphor?
Maybe. I’ll let you know when it turns up.
Maybe. I’ll let you know when it turns up.
So bright yet so beholden to collapsed ideas
It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller
It’s like watching a baby play with an unplugged video game controller
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is there a more apt metaphor?
Maybe. I’ll let you know when it turns up.
Maybe. I’ll let you know when it turns up.
Something about Jacob Elordi both frightens me and turns me on
So naturally I think he is perfect for the role of whatever that dude’s name is
So naturally I think he is perfect for the role of whatever that dude’s name is
Hey so was Frankenstein like the scientist, or the monster, or
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Something about Jacob Elordi both frightens me and turns me on
So naturally I think he is perfect for the role of whatever that dude’s name is
So naturally I think he is perfect for the role of whatever that dude’s name is
Hey so was Frankenstein like the scientist, or the monster, or
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hey so was Frankenstein like the scientist, or the monster, or
chat is this good
math!
J.P. Morgan calls out AI spend, says $650 billion in annual revenue required to deliver mere 10% return on AI buildout — equivalent to $35 payment from every iPhone user, or $180 from every Netflix subscriber 'in perpetuity'
J.P. Morgan calls out AI spend, says $650 billion in annual revenue required to deliver mere 10% return on AI buildout — equivalent to $35 payment from every iPhone user, or $180 from every Netflix subscriber 'in perpetuity'
J.P. Morgan calls out AI spend, says $650 billion in annual revenue required to deliver mere 10% return on AI buildout — equivalent to $35 payment from every iPhone user, or $180 from every Netflix su...
It's going to be a rollercoaster ride.
www.tomshardware.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
chat is this good
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November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Somebody with
@support.bsky.team
needs to explain why @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been suspended. And then they need to rectify it. Quickly.
@support.bsky.team
needs to explain why @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been suspended. And then they need to rectify it. Quickly.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Somebody with
@support.bsky.team
needs to explain why @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been suspended. And then they need to rectify it. Quickly.
@support.bsky.team
needs to explain why @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been suspended. And then they need to rectify it. Quickly.
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The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
The power of being fundamentally transfigured into a hater is like a force of nature that will throw actual hands at you
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The power of being fundamentally transfigured into a hater is like a force of nature that will throw actual hands at you
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Another wife has hit the aloof.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Another wife has hit the aloof.
DEBRA MESSING I HOPE YOUR CRASHOUT IS LEGENDARY, THOUGH I WONT SEE IT PERSONALLY BECAUSE I BLOCKED YOU A WHILE AGO
YOU DUSTY HEIFER
YOU DUSTY HEIFER
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
DEBRA MESSING I HOPE YOUR CRASHOUT IS LEGENDARY, THOUGH I WONT SEE IT PERSONALLY BECAUSE I BLOCKED YOU A WHILE AGO
YOU DUSTY HEIFER
YOU DUSTY HEIFER