The Great Doctor
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my husband Liam gets many emails intended for a man he calls “Stupid Liam” who evidently lives in Slough and pays for PornHub
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
my husband Liam gets many emails intended for a man he calls “Stupid Liam” who evidently lives in Slough and pays for PornHub
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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Here is the Czech pair dancing to their AI rip-off of You Get What You Give, replaced for the Olympics by an AI song with “original” lyrics that sounds pretty much the same
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Here is the Czech pair dancing to their AI rip-off of You Get What You Give, replaced for the Olympics by an AI song with “original” lyrics that sounds pretty much the same
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The player received a 10 minute unsportsmanlike conduct major.
#HockeyContent during a pregame skate this weekend, ahead of the final M18 D2 level of the Rimouski BMO National tournament.
#HockeyContent during a pregame skate this weekend, ahead of the final M18 D2 level of the Rimouski BMO National tournament.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The player received a 10 minute unsportsmanlike conduct major.
#HockeyContent during a pregame skate this weekend, ahead of the final M18 D2 level of the Rimouski BMO National tournament.
#HockeyContent during a pregame skate this weekend, ahead of the final M18 D2 level of the Rimouski BMO National tournament.
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ran into a friend at a cafe who mentioned his wife is having an emotional affair with chatgpt, missed that the "chat model was much hornier last spring," and that they're getting divorced but her chat & his chat negotiated the terms of the divorce over several weeks. They were together for 18 yrs.
most cafe conversations blend into the background for me, but as soon as a man starts the “do you use ChatGPT? I’ve started using it for…” conversation within a 10 table radius, I feel my brain short circuiting
January 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM
ran into a friend at a cafe who mentioned his wife is having an emotional affair with chatgpt, missed that the "chat model was much hornier last spring," and that they're getting divorced but her chat & his chat negotiated the terms of the divorce over several weeks. They were together for 18 yrs.
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torpedo smorgasbord 1-3
February 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
torpedo smorgasbord 1-3
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damn it this is good, Martin Short impersonating Robin Williams
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
damn it this is good, Martin Short impersonating Robin Williams
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He looks like he's being pushed against a pane of glass
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
He looks like he's being pushed against a pane of glass
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Folks they're saying "When soldiers lean on their spears, they are faint from want of food."
But that's not true, right? We have the least hungry agents in the world, never seen anything like it. They said "Mr. President, please eat another hamburger in front of me." Should I do it? I might do it.
But that's not true, right? We have the least hungry agents in the world, never seen anything like it. They said "Mr. President, please eat another hamburger in front of me." Should I do it? I might do it.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Folks they're saying "When soldiers lean on their spears, they are faint from want of food."
But that's not true, right? We have the least hungry agents in the world, never seen anything like it. They said "Mr. President, please eat another hamburger in front of me." Should I do it? I might do it.
But that's not true, right? We have the least hungry agents in the world, never seen anything like it. They said "Mr. President, please eat another hamburger in front of me." Should I do it? I might do it.
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insane to me that if you can hit a baseball 400 feet you get paid millions but if you do the same to a child you go to jail
July 11, 2023 at 2:55 AM
insane to me that if you can hit a baseball 400 feet you get paid millions but if you do the same to a child you go to jail
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Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
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I swear to Christ, Teixeira vs Tuivasa might genuinely be the worst fight I’ve ever seen in my life
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I swear to Christ, Teixeira vs Tuivasa might genuinely be the worst fight I’ve ever seen in my life
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My favourite unbelievable but true baseball stat is that Hall of Famer Richie Ashburn is the only player to have hit a foul ball that struck the same person on consecutive pitches.
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With pitchers and catchers reporting in 2 weeks, what are your favorite unbelievable-but-true baseball stats?
I think for me, it's Mariano Rivera's 0.70 ERA in 141 post-season innings. In fun terms: More people (12) have walked on the moon than scored off Rivera (11) in the post-season.
I think for me, it's Mariano Rivera's 0.70 ERA in 141 post-season innings. In fun terms: More people (12) have walked on the moon than scored off Rivera (11) in the post-season.
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
My favourite unbelievable but true baseball stat is that Hall of Famer Richie Ashburn is the only player to have hit a foul ball that struck the same person on consecutive pitches.
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Wrote this about Paddy Pimblett because I needed to put the energy somewhere
I Hate Paddy Pimblett medium.com/@tmkz9/i-hat...
I Hate Paddy Pimblett medium.com/@tmkz9/i-hat...
I Hate Paddy Pimblett
I hate Paddy Pimblett. On the face of things, I should love Paddy Pimblett. He’s Scouse, same as one side of my family, his fights are…
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January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Wrote this about Paddy Pimblett because I needed to put the energy somewhere
I Hate Paddy Pimblett medium.com/@tmkz9/i-hat...
I Hate Paddy Pimblett medium.com/@tmkz9/i-hat...
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#HockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke vid made by u/PanthersPR but it also resulted in 28 #HockeyFights from the #TimeToHunt since APR 2025
#nhl
#nhl
January 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
#HockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke vid made by u/PanthersPR but it also resulted in 28 #HockeyFights from the #TimeToHunt since APR 2025
#nhl
#nhl
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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THREAD. With everything going on, I want to share a bit of good news. As of the end of 2025, we have sent over 2,000 free copies of Copaganda into prisons and into schools where students can't afford it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
THREAD. With everything going on, I want to share a bit of good news. As of the end of 2025, we have sent over 2,000 free copies of Copaganda into prisons and into schools where students can't afford it.
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Oh wonderful.
Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children
Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.
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January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Oh wonderful.
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Barry Keoghan has been named President of Romania
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Barry Keoghan has been named President of Romania
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just lost another role to timothee chalomet at the cumsock 3 auditions. why are they even making him read at this point? just roll the tape from when he came in for cumsock 1 and 2. why waste everyones time?
July 2, 2023 at 8:50 PM
just lost another role to timothee chalomet at the cumsock 3 auditions. why are they even making him read at this point? just roll the tape from when he came in for cumsock 1 and 2. why waste everyones time?
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The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 AM
The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.
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reminds me of the guy on somethingawful who had so many people blocked it would slow the site to a crawl every time he logged in
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
reminds me of the guy on somethingawful who had so many people blocked it would slow the site to a crawl every time he logged in