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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
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Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. He/him.
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Pinned thread with various creative works I want to be able to find later. First, Adam the Golem, the story of the golem of Prague set to a possibly familiar tune: bsky.app/profile/toms...
Adam the Golem was a calm, reflective soul
With his chiseled jaw
And his sculpted abs
And two eyes made out of coal.

Adam the Golem was a fairytale they say.
He was made of clay
But the rabbis say
That he came to life one day.
this is what's wrong with the marvel cinematic universe
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
acting sec def dort
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I would simply sacrifice large parts of the imperium to the necrons to build up a buffer state against chaos and the noids
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Geers with the snow angel celebration ❄️

(via: CFBONFOX)
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Average folks kettled ICE
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.

NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
for those not aware of it, someone did a comedy/horror sketch with a grown-up Kevin about a decade ago (starring Macaulay Culkin) www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-...
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.

Lots of people are going to die.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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"My illegal occupation has made the locals angry, and then I shot the locals, and now the locals are angrier, and now I will expand my illegal occupation, and for some reason they're even angrier!"
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
So attempting a random question. If we go to Bosnia next fall, aside from Sarajevo, where should we go and what should we see?
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
have to admit I didn’t think trump would pardon an actual latin american narco drug lord at the same time as he was going to war on the basis of fighting narco drug lords
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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He was a key figure in the largest drug cartel in Central America. He was taken by the US, indicted, tried and convicted and is now serving a lengthy sentence in a US prison. And now, for no apparent reason, Trump has decided to issue him an unconditional pardon.
Donald Trump to pardon former Honduran president serving 45 years on drug charges
Clemency for Juan Orlando Hernández comes ahead of fraught elections in Central American country on Sunday
on.ft.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.

Zebras
More zebras
God damn it yet more zebras
Wildebeests (hanging out with the zebras)
What’s black and white and all over the place?
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild.

African elephants
Giraffes
Hippopotami
Nile Crocodiles
Cottonmouths
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

bison
pronghorn
sandhill crane
gopher tortoise
manatee
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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He is responsible for the deaths of countless American citizens, and will now be pardoned by Donald Trump.

Don’t tell me Donald Trump is killing people in boats in the Caribbean to stop drug trafficking.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted by a jury of conspiring to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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BREAKING:

Judge Boasberg orders the gov’t to provide declarations from every individual involved in the decision to allow planes to proceed on to El Salvador despite his order to turn them around last summer.

www.courtlistener.com/docket/69741...
Order – #196 in J.G.G. v. TRUMP (D.D.C., 1:25-cv-00766) – CourtListener.com
ORDER: The Court ORDERS that the Government shall submit declarations from all individuals involved in the decision not to halt the transfer of class members out of U.S. physical custody on March 15 a...
www.courtlistener.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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just a reminder that the current best explanation for why this was necessarily or desirable is that the President wanted to see some video of it
It is unfathomable that the USG lawyers would sign off on a no-survivors boat strike (no get of jail free card).

There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.

The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial

www.usni.org/magazines/na...
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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If you think there's going to be a response to this other than Little Reichstag Fires Everywhere until midterms, you are sadly mistaken. The good news is, people seem to be sick of it.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I find the 'the Democrats won't do anything' doomer line annoying, because the Democrats will be who you make them - look how much the GOP changed over the past decade!

Right now the party feels immovable but the moment it has a presidential nominee, it will be whatever that person is.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Welp that’s a mute
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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the only good counterargument to “they should be tried for war crimes” is “we are not at war so they should straight up be tried for murder”
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Kodaikanal International School represent!
⭕️ Sen. Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) credited for key role in release of US teen from Israeli detention

Palestinian-American child Mohammed Ibrahim, 16, was freed today after 9 months of Israeli imprisonment w/o charge. Journalist Jasper Nathaniel, who has been a major advocate for...
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Van Hollen is being personally credited as the chief pressure point that made Israel release a Palestinian teenager with American citizenship from their dungeons, where he was held for 9 months without even a criminal charge.
⭕️ Sen. Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) credited for key role in release of US teen from Israeli detention

Palestinian-American child Mohammed Ibrahim, 16, was freed today after 9 months of Israeli imprisonment w/o charge. Journalist Jasper Nathaniel, who has been a major advocate for...
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM