Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
@tomscud.bsky.social
Editor and writer for an undisclosed publication. Auguste Piccard and Frank Wilhoit stan. Pope Sixtus VI papal name advocate. He/him.
muted everyone creating the perfect timeline
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
muted everyone creating the perfect timeline
Later changed to a copyright compliant human (“Chip Monk”)
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Later changed to a copyright compliant human (“Chip Monk”)
Welp that’s a mute
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Welp that’s a mute
Not doing the family thanksgiving feast for various reasons so we decided to make a homemade Walker Brothers-style apple pancake.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not doing the family thanksgiving feast for various reasons so we decided to make a homemade Walker Brothers-style apple pancake.
I miss j c Murphy
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I miss j c Murphy
It’s a small brightly colored bird
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s a small brightly colored bird
i mean i did this just in time for the charlie brown jokes to peter out
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i mean i did this just in time for the charlie brown jokes to peter out
“Extracting from the sky” is a great phrase
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Extracting from the sky” is a great phrase
(crumbles into dust)
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
(crumbles into dust)
People who were not kids at the time don’t really get it (and specifically how awesome the action figure was). Absolute all star of the Kevin’s Playroom Cinematic Universe.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
People who were not kids at the time don’t really get it (and specifically how awesome the action figure was). Absolute all star of the Kevin’s Playroom Cinematic Universe.
Stupid puzzle
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Stupid puzzle
I think this is my favorite quote of the week. Born and raised in a Barnes & Noble.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think this is my favorite quote of the week. Born and raised in a Barnes & Noble.
looking forward to seeing this around 2030
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
looking forward to seeing this around 2030
gonna put this billboard up in 2030
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
gonna put this billboard up in 2030
i fully support them putting this message out there but also this is totally a screencap from minute ten of a dystopian collapse movie
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i fully support them putting this message out there but also this is totally a screencap from minute ten of a dystopian collapse movie
for fun, here's the map with the states that are R+15 or less marked
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
for fun, here's the map with the states that are R+15 or less marked
this place has the juice
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
this place has the juice
when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once