Tom
@tomguff.bsky.social
Transit enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I don't like white supremacy. He/him/they. Ask me about playing role playing games, always looking for cool people.
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· Jun 3
Humboldt Cut by Allison Mick: 9781645662211 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Jordan Peele and Jeff Vandermeer meet The Overstory in comedy writer Allison Mick’s darkly humorous debut eco-horror novel, as a Black woman returns home to the redwood forests of northern California,...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
I'm so friggin excited to let y'all know about this. My love @allisonmick.bsky.social wrote a book! It's super scary and fun and I'd recommend it to anyone who loves scary fun stuff.
Pre-order your copy today!
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790123...
Pre-order your copy today!
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/790123...
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55 blowjobs 55 creampies 55 doggy styles 55 bouncing on it 155 handjobs 155 cumshots 55 butt stuffs
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
55 blowjobs 55 creampies 55 doggy styles 55 bouncing on it 155 handjobs 155 cumshots 55 butt stuffs
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I know it's not "winning the war" or praxis or anything, but I really do love seeing authors, especially indie authors, doing anti-ICE art featuring their characters.
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I know it's not "winning the war" or praxis or anything, but I really do love seeing authors, especially indie authors, doing anti-ICE art featuring their characters.
Archaeology & Game Design
5. If you could go to school and get a masters degree at no cost to you (full tuition paid), what would you choose to study?
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Archaeology & Game Design
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getting heckled at a breastaurant is such a perfect gen X family court psychopath nightmare lmao
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
getting heckled at a breastaurant is such a perfect gen X family court psychopath nightmare lmao
Babylon 5
***(seasons 2 thru 4)***
is the best future/space show ever made
***(seasons 2 thru 4)***
is the best future/space show ever made
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Babylon 5
***(seasons 2 thru 4)***
is the best future/space show ever made
***(seasons 2 thru 4)***
is the best future/space show ever made
presented by the Check Cleared Players
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
presented by the Check Cleared Players
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We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 24, 2026 at 11:30 PM
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
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"I don’t see it as cutting someone off. I see it as giving them a spiritual workout."
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic
Hi, my name’s Kyle. Yes, I get in whatever lane has fewer cars and then merge. I merge late so others can practice forgiveness. I don’t see it as c...
buff.ly
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"I don’t see it as cutting someone off. I see it as giving them a spiritual workout."
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Here's a time-lapse from yesterday as thousands of people marched through downtown Minneapolis to protest ICE.
📷️: Sydney Lewis/The Minnesota Star Tribune
📷️: Sydney Lewis/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Here's a time-lapse from yesterday as thousands of people marched through downtown Minneapolis to protest ICE.
📷️: Sydney Lewis/The Minnesota Star Tribune
📷️: Sydney Lewis/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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solidarity or fuck off. don't let the fake idea of nations divide our global struggle against fascism and colonialism
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
solidarity or fuck off. don't let the fake idea of nations divide our global struggle against fascism and colonialism
calling new Game of Thrones show Knascar
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
calling new Game of Thrones show Knascar
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The conduct of ICE agents during the government's immigration crackdown in Minneapolis evokes the attacks by police officers in Birmingham, Alabama, on civil rights protesters in 1963, experts said following a federal judge's ruling on the agency's behavior.
In Minneapolis, a Pattern of Misconduct Toward Protesters
Legal and criminal justice experts said a ruling by a federal judge last week revealed conduct by immigration agents that evokes the civil rights era.
nyti.ms
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The conduct of ICE agents during the government's immigration crackdown in Minneapolis evokes the attacks by police officers in Birmingham, Alabama, on civil rights protesters in 1963, experts said following a federal judge's ruling on the agency's behavior.
what do we think about education? I'm against it
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
what do we think about education? I'm against it
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"Farmer Alfalfa grows corn and carrots and complex compounds like ivermectin. He keeps some for his family. Most of it goes to Inspector Goldbug, who inspects the farm and explains which parts belong to the government."
Richard Scarry’s What Do People Do All Day in Fascist Busytown?
Welcome to Fascist Busytown. My, what a compliant, orderly town! In Fascist Busytown, everyone works. Working is important. Work makes everything r...
buff.ly
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"Farmer Alfalfa grows corn and carrots and complex compounds like ivermectin. He keeps some for his family. Most of it goes to Inspector Goldbug, who inspects the farm and explains which parts belong to the government."
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“The best training for running for Congress right now is covering Nazis,” Kat Abughazaleh, who’s running in Illinois, told me. “They picked the wrong person if they’re trying to get me to shut up.”
www.advocate.com/exclusives/d...
www.advocate.com/exclusives/d...
How Democratic candidate and influencer Kat Abughazaleh is taking on America's rising far right
The Gen Z digital creator running for Congress says her fellow Democrats misread the moment in 2024. Now she’s trying to correct it.
www.advocate.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
“The best training for running for Congress right now is covering Nazis,” Kat Abughazaleh, who’s running in Illinois, told me. “They picked the wrong person if they’re trying to get me to shut up.”
www.advocate.com/exclusives/d...
www.advocate.com/exclusives/d...
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moving to officially rename "combover" to "pedophile protector"
January 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
moving to officially rename "combover" to "pedophile protector"
Geek culture was the dominant force within the Byzantine Empire
(why spellcheck is important)
(why spellcheck is important)
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Geek culture was the dominant force within the Byzantine Empire
(why spellcheck is important)
(why spellcheck is important)
ads like "Oscar Favorite" and then in tiny type *Some Guy Named Oscar*
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
ads like "Oscar Favorite" and then in tiny type *Some Guy Named Oscar*
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
replace all the "man"s and "woman"s in super hero names with "human" actually makes them way cooler. Superhuman, Wonder Human, Bathuman (pronounced Bath-you-man)
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
replace all the "man"s and "woman"s in super hero names with "human" actually makes them way cooler. Superhuman, Wonder Human, Bathuman (pronounced Bath-you-man)
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The Dutch equivalent of "hip hip hooray" is "hieperdepiep* hoera"
*pronounced "heeper de peep"
As ever, do with this information what you will
*pronounced "heeper de peep"
As ever, do with this information what you will
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The Dutch equivalent of "hip hip hooray" is "hieperdepiep* hoera"
*pronounced "heeper de peep"
As ever, do with this information what you will
*pronounced "heeper de peep"
As ever, do with this information what you will
listen, I'm not saying don't do it. but pick one: EITHER you have tinted windows OR you do the little hand raised "sorry can i squeeze in" manuever. you can't have both.
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 PM
listen, I'm not saying don't do it. but pick one: EITHER you have tinted windows OR you do the little hand raised "sorry can i squeeze in" manuever. you can't have both.