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Bedaubed by Aunt Peggy in the glory of the Telestial Kingdom. Mormon by heritage, if not by devotion. Friend to the "snakes in the pews." https://tokensandsigns.org
Pinned
Though I no longer believe in nor practice the faith of my youth, I still identify as a "victory for Satan."
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Exponent II is good reading!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It fills me with so much joy that @leahsottile.bsky.social still reads and cites Exponent II in her newsletters. This week's piece is also very very good and well worth the read.
65. Mistresses
A good girl helps toxic masculinity along.
leahsottile.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Powerful, thoughtful and insightul essay by investigative journalist and writer Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social. Highly recommend.

open.substack.com/pub/leahsott...
65. Mistresses
A good girl helps toxic masculinity along.
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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*trying to explain ‘marriage’ to Levi*

Me: “Marriage is when two grownups make a promise to be a part of each other’s family”

Levi: “Like a pinky promise?”

Me: *remembering Mormon temple rituals* “…yeah actually”
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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It’s blowing my mind that schools, universities, public services would run headlong into this. We spent 15 years documenting black boxes. This is a black box in a black hole!
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It’s the problem with modern journalism, in my view. We’ve become so concerned with objectivity, we sometimes remove humanity from the equation.
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Your daily #Mormon image.
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Apparently this has been confirmed: Wade Christofferson—the brother of Elder D. Todd Christofferson—is accused of sexually assaulting 7 victims over a period of many years. Many of these allegedly occurred after he faced church disciplinart action.
Mormon apostle’s brother arrested for alleged child sexual abuse
UPDATE Nov. 22, 2025 – 4:05 pm ET – We have updated our case report with additional details. Wade Christofferson case report UPDATE Nov. 22, 2025 – 4:00 pm ET – Floodlit needs help to cover an urgent…
floodlit.org
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The LDS church under Dallin Oaks lowered the age of eligibility for sister missionaries from 19 to 18. I do not think it is a coincidence Oaks frequently preaches on pro-natalism and not delaying marriage or childbearing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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In case this wasn't.... matchlessly clear... RFK Jr. told the New York Times he's personally responsible for the new CDC website page claiming that vaccines may cause autism. This is a lie and Kennedy employed tortured logic to try to justify it to the paper. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants you to know he’s personally responsible for anti-vax misinformation on CDC website
He told the New York Times there’s no proof that vaccines don’t cause autism, which is a lie.
www.motherjones.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Signal adding polls before Bluesky was not in my forecast.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Your daily #Mormon image.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Republican support for MMR vaccine school requirements also continues to slip, from 79% in 2019 to 52% today.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Religiousness varies a lot by race among Democrats, relatively little among Republicans
Religiousness varies a lot by race among Democrats, relatively little among Republicans
In general, U.S. adults who are Republican or lean toward the GOP are more religious than Democrats and Democratic leaners.
www.pewresearch.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Episode 46: Sapiens

It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
podcasts.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Religion is what you do with it.
NEW: Churches in Charlotte are hosting trainings on how to response to ICE agents — with *hundreds* filling pews.

At one training, a child led those gathered in "This Little Light of Mine" — but changed the words to “All around Border Patrol, I’m gonna let it shine" religionnews.com/2025/11/20/a...
As ICE descends on Charlotte, faith leaders draw on other cities' actions to aid immigrants
(RNS) — As many as 500 people, a mix of clergy and other volunteers, have appeared at the training sessions on how to counter ICE.
religionnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Based on the synopsis and the image, I was surprised to discover in the story that this was not an LDS church. Alas, it is all too common an LDS story.
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It seems they finally made up their mind about what to do with the Saturday evening sessions of General Conference—not having it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
They made it a video, and it is glorious!
Dear Mormon Man, Tell Me What You Would Do.
YouTube video by Breaking Down Patriarchy
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
One wonders if they "translated" the LDS Doctrine & Covenants from faux-KJV English into contemporary, everyday English whether folks would still have such a hard time seeing through the toxic bullshit of § 132.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Parent of a kid I teach in my primary class reached out because she sees what the manual wants teachers to teach about polygamy tomorrow, and she has concerns. I reassured her that I’m not teaching anything about it.

You absolutely *do not* have to teach primary kids about polygamy.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Priesthood is stored in the balls.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM