Todd Coleman
@toddcoleman.bsky.social
User interface and graphic designer. Sasquatch enthusiast. Metalhead. Proud wearer of cargo shorts.
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I know my wife is mad at me when she threatens to use my Hulu profile to watch tv so it screws up my recommendation algorithm.
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I know my wife is mad at me when she threatens to use my Hulu profile to watch tv so it screws up my recommendation algorithm.
Misfits of Science will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Misfits of Science will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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"not intended for diagnosis or treatment"
Yeah, we know it's intended for data gathering. It _may_ kill you‚, but that would just be a side effect. 🙃
Yeah, we know it's intended for data gathering. It _may_ kill you‚, but that would just be a side effect. 🙃
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
"not intended for diagnosis or treatment"
Yeah, we know it's intended for data gathering. It _may_ kill you‚, but that would just be a side effect. 🙃
Yeah, we know it's intended for data gathering. It _may_ kill you‚, but that would just be a side effect. 🙃
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Oreos will probably cause people who eat them to live forever, says Oreo CEO
Artificial intelligence will help millions of people in ways that do not appear in traditional economic statistics, says OpenAI’s chief economist ft.trib.al/toxh1Gq
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Oreos will probably cause people who eat them to live forever, says Oreo CEO
Automan will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Automan will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
SyFy showing The Twlight Zone with motion smoothing should be made illegal.
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
SyFy showing The Twlight Zone with motion smoothing should be made illegal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…let’s just get this stupid year over with.
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah…let’s just get this stupid year over with.
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Imagine not knowing this was for a movie
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Imagine not knowing this was for a movie
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
“Jump to Recipe” is the best button ever created in the history of the web. I’m not reading all your bullshit, I want to make the food.
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Jump to Recipe” is the best button ever created in the history of the web. I’m not reading all your bullshit, I want to make the food.
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Chevy Chase’s “Funny Farm” is a Christmas movie. I will die needlessly on this hill without fighting one little bit.
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Chevy Chase’s “Funny Farm” is a Christmas movie. I will die needlessly on this hill without fighting one little bit.
At this point I am just mixing various Dollar Tree cold medicines until I can smell colors.
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
At this point I am just mixing various Dollar Tree cold medicines until I can smell colors.
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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The 6 richest men in the world are all Trump allies.
They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.
Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.
Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The 6 richest men in the world are all Trump allies.
They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.
Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.
Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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Is there some kind of correlation between the economy and celebrities appearing in commercials? Like, if DiCaprio shows up in a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial, are we fucked?
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Is there some kind of correlation between the economy and celebrities appearing in commercials? Like, if DiCaprio shows up in a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial, are we fucked?
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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They can only talk like this to like-minded weirdos. If you said this to a real person in the real world you’d get your shit rocked
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They can only talk like this to like-minded weirdos. If you said this to a real person in the real world you’d get your shit rocked
Spilled a bunch of peanut butter protein powder on the kitchen counter & grabbed a wet paper towel to clean it up. Just ended up smearing peanut butter all over the goddamn counter.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Spilled a bunch of peanut butter protein powder on the kitchen counter & grabbed a wet paper towel to clean it up. Just ended up smearing peanut butter all over the goddamn counter.
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"Design is now in the highest level of the government ever – there's nowhere higher that we can go unless one day the president also happens to be a designer, which would be interesting.”
these people are so fucking stupid
these people are so fucking stupid
From this vapid interview with Joe Gebbia, I learned that he is workin from Austin, Texas. That the NDS has some amazing talent they refuse to name, and that they had created a FIFTH web page (safedc.gov) at some point. FIVE total pages, people!
www.dezeen.com/2025/11/18/a...
www.dezeen.com/2025/11/18/a...
"Design is in the White House" says America's first chief design officer Joe Gebbia
The creation of a National Design Studio shows an "unprecedented" concern for web design in the US government, says Joe Gebbia in this exclusive interview.
www.dezeen.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"Design is now in the highest level of the government ever – there's nowhere higher that we can go unless one day the president also happens to be a designer, which would be interesting.”
these people are so fucking stupid
these people are so fucking stupid
There are two graphic design crimes in this tweet.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
There are two graphic design crimes in this tweet.