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silly sausage
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📍naarm/melbourne
📸 toastee
she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
finally the proud owner of my very own pennii minogue
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
this is what being at work feels like today
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK

i do love squirt sometimes, truly
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
nbn outage, i will recover i will survive i will move on
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
sweaty betty :)
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
unfortunately this celebratory friday afternoon edible tastes like "need a man's hands in my chest hair"
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
this waiting room is too damn quiet, is this a side effect of all those “don’t play your Spotify on the work radio!!” ads?
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
why are all denim shorts for masc presenting shaped like THAT

WHY

i don't want daisy dukes but i also don't want to pay chubbies prices for shorts that finish above my knee >:(
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i miss game shops with rummage bins

i made some of the best strategic moves against my parents at the Harvey Norman pc games bargain bin
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i have so many feelings about all's fair

i get the premise of the show (easy to "watch", BLATANT vehicle for kim k as an actor)
- the excessive wealth
- sarah paulson playing what i can only describe as libby from sabrina the teenage witch
- glenn close in colonel sanders drag is NUTS
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i watched showgirls (1995) for the first time tonight

8/10 - every woman is absolutely stunning, the cinematography is fantastic, the writing is so bad i could have CHOKED

it's been a long time coming, but i get it, i really do get it now
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
it's not a proper month unless i've been reduced to tears trying to deal with hospital appointment scheduling bureaucracy
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
furries everywhere smashing their wacom to bits with this inspo post
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by silly sausage
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
once again i am asking why multivitamins have to smell like That

>:(
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i don't care about your stupid shaver named bumzzy, firstly the name is ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself and SECONDLY i'm 36, the only thing i need to worry about shaving my fat naturals for is an ECG
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“can you keep a secret?”
my mouth:
I have terminal gay brain disease so I took this photograph on I-29 in South Dakota and am releasing it into the gay public domain
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
oh shit, zohran actually won? FUCK YEAH???
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
doctor/patient?????
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
prepared to do extremely sexually depraved things in exchange for one or more custard tarts rn
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
buying Andrew Christian underwear:
I’m disgusted by the ball room but I can’t wait to see the dancing.
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by silly sausage
I don’t need to know who has me blocked, blocklisted or muted. It’s their problem if they don’t want to bathe in my opalescent radiance.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i'm not sure what level of hell "creating queues and paths in planet coaster" is on, but it's down there alright
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM