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@toastee.au
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📍naarm/melbourne
📸 toastee
i do love playnite so much
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i do love playnite so much
she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
she’s so me (trains on one monitor, dicks on the other)
this is what being at work feels like today
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is what being at work feels like today
how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
how is it in the year of our lord 2025 and people are still taking their dick pics with the camera THIS CLOSE TO THEIR DICK
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
i do love squirt sometimes, truly
nbn outage, i will recover i will survive i will move on
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
nbn outage, i will recover i will survive i will move on
if i had a garment that did this, i would be a danger to me AND my loved ones
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
if i had a garment that did this, i would be a danger to me AND my loved ones
sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
sorry to say that my balls are pinker and juicier than ever thanks to 5% benzoyl peroxide wash
ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ate, left no crumbs, hasn’t been beaten before or since
this went triple platinum on high school me’s winamp
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this went triple platinum on high school me’s winamp
just cut an insane amount of hair out of my head for someone who paid $40 for a haircut 3 days ago, and i think i did alright if you don’t look too closely
October 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
just cut an insane amount of hair out of my head for someone who paid $40 for a haircut 3 days ago, and i think i did alright if you don’t look too closely
whoever invented this specific type of copyright restriction should be fed into a washing machine mangle dick first
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
whoever invented this specific type of copyright restriction should be fed into a washing machine mangle dick first
happy Friday to me, and this glass of delicious, DELICIOUS cold brew
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
happy Friday to me, and this glass of delicious, DELICIOUS cold brew
hell yeah 😎
thanks mister mailman
thanks mister mailman
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
hell yeah 😎
thanks mister mailman
thanks mister mailman
don’t explain it to me, let me struggle on
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
don’t explain it to me, let me struggle on
how I’ve been the last couple of weeks:
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
how I’ve been the last couple of weeks:
say that to me, born in 1989, one more time
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
say that to me, born in 1989, one more time
“What’s your most annoying video game boss?”
oh my god this one. this freak. there’s nothing inherently difficult or challenging about the fight, but pinocchio screaming GET ME OUTTA HERE every 2.5 seconds is just about the fucking limit
oh my god this one. this freak. there’s nothing inherently difficult or challenging about the fight, but pinocchio screaming GET ME OUTTA HERE every 2.5 seconds is just about the fucking limit
September 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
“What’s your most annoying video game boss?”
oh my god this one. this freak. there’s nothing inherently difficult or challenging about the fight, but pinocchio screaming GET ME OUTTA HERE every 2.5 seconds is just about the fucking limit
oh my god this one. this freak. there’s nothing inherently difficult or challenging about the fight, but pinocchio screaming GET ME OUTTA HERE every 2.5 seconds is just about the fucking limit
why is this damn movie in french
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
why is this damn movie in french