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oh I’ve seen this kinda
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i now have a vape pen, calling it a penjamin is not For Me but i also want a fun name
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
is this how that works, or do i have to pick a name from the pre-approved list
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
efficiently losing my mind in a manner that is conducive to the flow of capitalism
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
yes

(the mailbox)
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
me if i was straight
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
God that ck one second from the end smells like mozzie spray
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
don’t pin this one on me, i know which acquaintance you were thinking about
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
i can see the vision
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
but it's unfortunately camp

the way they hard cut to kim k dropping a bon mot is crazy, her crying in front of the fire in a fur coat is crazy, the thong suit is crazy

if this were written by anyone other than ryan murphy, i would be on board, but that f-word needs to be hung by his cock cage
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
if i had a garment that did this, i would be a danger to me AND my loved ones
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
this is what i was saying to my friend who showed it to me, the way people talk about it is like it was found footage quality

is the writing appalling? yes!
is the pool scene farcical? yes!
is every scene full of vibrant colour? is every shot perfectly composed? should it be studied? YES!
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM