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Tert
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A day late and a dollar short
Everyone is overjoyed about bringing back measles, but this country won’t be great again until we bring back tuberculosis
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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We’ve got a top 7 squad, I can’t see how people are looking at the likes of Bournemouth and Fulham and coming back with the answer “well how could we possibly complete with their roster of superstars?”
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Antonio Conte please pick up the phone! COYS
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Wait is that last seasons top goal scorer warming up? I knew this Frank fellow would come good
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Bring on a couple more defenders cause this will get ugly COYS
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Bring on Ben Davies to secure the 0-2 defeat. That’s my manager
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The yellow kit is hideous
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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friend/coworker of mine just told me a family member (who I also worked with) got picked up by ICE today and they don't know where he is

if any Nashville folks know organizations I can contact to help them find him I'd really appreciate it. already sent a message to the TNIRRC asking the same
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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A Muppet Family Christmas is the best Christmas movie and it ain’t close
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Two wins against weak opponents does not mean your manager or team is good
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m jealous of you all watching Spurs women
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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This is an American patriot.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Chicagoans will pay $76 per person this year for police misconduct settlements.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The billionaires have seemingly realized it’s much better for them to just kill us all then to have to hide out in their super bunkers or on Mars
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I selected a new profile pic
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Complete fucking bullshit. VAR and Premier League can fuck off. Game is rigged
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Never trust a gum chewer
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Im obviously fortunate that I’m in a position to say this but I’m happy to pay a little bit more tax as long as it helps people that need it and funds public services.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Buying a Europa League winners tshirt and then returning it is too close to a metaphor for what the club actually did…
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Sitting back against Manchester United, who we knew had fuck all up front and were going to find it hard to score against us was a smart way to win a one off, high stakes game. Trying to do it against the team who are top of the league and also your biggest, most hated rivals is fucking stupid.
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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If you sack a manager because performances haven't been good enough don't hire one diametrically opposed to the one you got rid of, so he doesn't have the players to do things his way, and you waste 2 years changing the squad, then lose patience with him before he's had enough time, and sack him.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If you did not get enough Daring and Doing today watch my son’s (and friends) skate video that just dropped. So proud of them youtu.be/nhWphV2SwAI
Barely Passing - an MSU Skateclub Video
YouTube video by WillVelthoven
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM