Kinsey Clarke (Martínez)
@tinykinseyscale.com
Job applicant extraordinaire. Eastside Detroiter and Brooklynite. Wife to Patricia.
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Let's leave "somebody said" and "not ya'll saying" et al type posts on the bird app. We've done this for over a decade now. Enough. Be original.
Eat a bag of dicks, Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Eat a bag of dicks, Kim Davis.
Some good news, finally. I've been so stressed about this.
Supreme Court won't overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage https://cnn.it/4nGnEiN
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Some good news, finally. I've been so stressed about this.
Being me is great because it means you can break out in hives while also in the middle of a very bad eczema breakout! Haha I'm so itchy! I would like to claw off my skin!
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Being me is great because it means you can break out in hives while also in the middle of a very bad eczema breakout! Haha I'm so itchy! I would like to claw off my skin!
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Last night in Tampa, cops used a controversial and risky technique called a PIT maneuver while chasing a driver who'd sped away from a street race
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
4 dead, 13 injured after Florida police chase ends with suspect crashing into popular LGBTQ bar
More than a dozen people were standing outside Bradley's, a popular LGBTQ bar, when the car crashed into them after a police chase.
www.cbsnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Last night in Tampa, cops used a controversial and risky technique called a PIT maneuver while chasing a driver who'd sped away from a street race
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
The PIT maneuver failed. The driver sped away, losing control, and crashing into an LGBTQ+ bar killing 4 people and injuring 13
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idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
idk if yall knew this but marriage is really really great if you find the right person to do it with
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Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
Senate Reaches Deal To Reopen Government After Moderate Democrats Cave
Republicans found enough Democrats willing to drop their party's demand to extend soon-to-expire health care subsidies for millions of people.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Senate reaches deal to reopen government after moderate Democrats cave
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Big leek in the kitchen
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Big leek in the kitchen
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The monetization of social media really fucked some things up
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The monetization of social media really fucked some things up
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That Christy Martin movie looks to be a bomb, which sucks for Christy Martin because her story deserves to be told, but good because Sydney Sweeney deserves no joy right now
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That Christy Martin movie looks to be a bomb, which sucks for Christy Martin because her story deserves to be told, but good because Sydney Sweeney deserves no joy right now
BLACK PEOPLE ONLY: Do you guys have those Black elders in your life who, sometimes impromptu, will start talking about how great it was "back in the day" when the community used to beat on children? Like, "Back in my day, the principal (et al) could give us a whooping" or a neighbor could do it
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
BLACK PEOPLE ONLY: Do you guys have those Black elders in your life who, sometimes impromptu, will start talking about how great it was "back in the day" when the community used to beat on children? Like, "Back in my day, the principal (et al) could give us a whooping" or a neighbor could do it
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
NOOOOOOOO
Costco is recalling more than 940,000 bottles of its Kirkland brand Signature Prosecco Valdobbiadene, warning that the beverage could pose a "laceration hazard." The bottles were sold at stores in 12 states, including Michigan, between April and August.
Nearly 1 million bottles of prosecco recalled from Costco
Costco said the recalled bubbly beverages could pose a "laceration hazard" to consumers.
www.cbsnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
NOOOOOOOO
Kim K should never be allowed near any fictional script ever again. I'll continue to hate watch All's Fair, but I think it's ridiculous that she's in the same cast as Glenn Close, Niecy Nash, and Sarah Paulson
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Kim K should never be allowed near any fictional script ever again. I'll continue to hate watch All's Fair, but I think it's ridiculous that she's in the same cast as Glenn Close, Niecy Nash, and Sarah Paulson
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wow!! a trillionaire! every reaction i am having is definitely within both legal and community guidelines!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
wow!! a trillionaire! every reaction i am having is definitely within both legal and community guidelines!!
Just started the third episode of All's Fair, and it's FUCKING WEIRD that Kim K's character is monologuing about all the vanity procedures she's *probably* had done to her body to look young IRL. Ew. Weird weird bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just started the third episode of All's Fair, and it's FUCKING WEIRD that Kim K's character is monologuing about all the vanity procedures she's *probably* had done to her body to look young IRL. Ew. Weird weird bitch.
My sister in christ, the saying is "All I have to do is stay Black and die"!
I had to apologize to a man. I want to throw up!
a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My sister in christ, the saying is "All I have to do is stay Black and die"!
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
Laundry is done, everybody please clap
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Laundry is done, everybody please clap
This is giving Justine Sacco
That's a prosperous looking home with that vehicle and all. How many Jamaicans can afford to put up panels? Do they have to own their homes to do so? Do their homes need to be very sturdy, not shacks?
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is giving Justine Sacco
Watched Boots on Netflix last night and absolutely loved it. I hope there's a second season.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Watched Boots on Netflix last night and absolutely loved it. I hope there's a second season.
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“You can’t make this shit up” is about to be an extinct phrase because half of the internet is made up now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“You can’t make this shit up” is about to be an extinct phrase because half of the internet is made up now.
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bezos somehow made an editorial page worse than the one at the wall street journal
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
bezos somehow made an editorial page worse than the one at the wall street journal