Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy
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Lawyer (not your lawyer) and Dad (probably not your Dad)
Most like Piece of the Action Prize amirite
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Most like Piece of the Action Prize amirite
My bracha for John Roberts is may he live to a sufficiently old age and with razor sharp acuity that he may take in the full measure of his legacy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My bracha for John Roberts is may he live to a sufficiently old age and with razor sharp acuity that he may take in the full measure of his legacy.
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In LESS THAN A CALENDAR YEAR these absolute cretins figured out, oh yeah, Donald Trump is old and maybe not a magical send-it-back-to-2019 switch we can flip and I personally loathe the shit out of them for it. Thermostatic public idiocy more like
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In LESS THAN A CALENDAR YEAR these absolute cretins figured out, oh yeah, Donald Trump is old and maybe not a magical send-it-back-to-2019 switch we can flip and I personally loathe the shit out of them for it. Thermostatic public idiocy more like
Types of “Mix”, Ranked
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
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147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
…
147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Types of “Mix”, Ranked
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
…
147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
…
147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
Tell you what, Sean. Bring back that pre-bankruptcy Pan-Am airline travel and I'll give serious thought to pants without elastic. Might fuck around and wear a beaver felt fedora if the whiskey's served in crystal.
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tell you what, Sean. Bring back that pre-bankruptcy Pan-Am airline travel and I'll give serious thought to pants without elastic. Might fuck around and wear a beaver felt fedora if the whiskey's served in crystal.
Keith it’s your publicist and I advise you in the strongest possible terms to keep posting about the live-in sugar daddy relationship you had with an 18 year old when you were 52.
I have to say, I got all the sweetness and dogs and good writing and Ryan Lizza got all the Olivia Nuzzi infidelity and adderall and ethical corruption 🤷🏼♂️
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Keith it’s your publicist and I advise you in the strongest possible terms to keep posting about the live-in sugar daddy relationship you had with an 18 year old when you were 52.
Compiling the “was a never never Trumper in the first term and has had it now” index, which seems as good as any a measure of where the wind’s blowing.*
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
Does Pete Hegseth have a "golden shield" against prosecution in the form of a DOJ OLC opinion? Ed Whelan thinks not.
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Compiling the “was a never never Trumper in the first term and has had it now” index, which seems as good as any a measure of where the wind’s blowing.*
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
“Remember the bamboo from Part 1?”
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Remember the bamboo from Part 1?”
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
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How inclusive legal positivists look at morality
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How inclusive legal positivists look at morality
::Luther Campbell voice::
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True puerile internet communism has never been tried.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
::Luther Campbell voice::
BLOCK THAT TANKIE! HEYY!
BLOCK THAT TANKIE BABY!
BLOCK THAT TANKIE!
BLOCK BLOCK THAT TANKIE BABY!
BLOCK THAT TANKIE! HEYY!
BLOCK THAT TANKIE BABY!
BLOCK THAT TANKIE!
BLOCK BLOCK THAT TANKIE BABY!
Nice job ceding control of public health to a man who applies the progressive overload principle to eating squashed varmints.
RFK Jr had committed to Bill Cassidy, as a condition to win his vote, that he would keep website language.
Cassidy in February: “If confirmed… CDC will not remove statements on their website pointing out that vaccines do not cause autism.”
Note the language in second photo.
Cassidy in February: “If confirmed… CDC will not remove statements on their website pointing out that vaccines do not cause autism.”
Note the language in second photo.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Nice job ceding control of public health to a man who applies the progressive overload principle to eating squashed varmints.
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John Roberts has had a profoundly malignant impact on America and deserves far more recognition for that than he currently gets.
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
John Roberts has had a profoundly malignant impact on America and deserves far more recognition for that than he currently gets.
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This is why my most "scare the hoes" political opinion is: MAGA is avodah zarah.
When I call MAGA/GOP post-truth, this is what I mean. It’s hard for people who value truth to fully grasp.
“But don’t they care about underlying facts? Don’t they worry it’ll come out?”
No, they really don’t. They reject that factual reality matters. Words are just things you say to get something.
“But don’t they care about underlying facts? Don’t they worry it’ll come out?”
No, they really don’t. They reject that factual reality matters. Words are just things you say to get something.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is why my most "scare the hoes" political opinion is: MAGA is avodah zarah.
She was a prof of mine in the 90s and the one I was probably closest to.
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
She was a prof of mine in the 90s and the one I was probably closest to.
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L
I regret to inform you the "Actually its Ephebophilia" beacon has been lit.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I regret to inform you the "Actually its Ephebophilia" beacon has been lit.
Mark it: Lindsey Graham or John Kennedy or some other analog will be on TV today educating us all about the Dead Man’s Statute.
Epstein wrote in emails, at least one back in 2011 when there would have been little incentive to lie, that Trump knew about what he was doing with girls www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mark it: Lindsey Graham or John Kennedy or some other analog will be on TV today educating us all about the Dead Man’s Statute.
I don’t rate them myself, but props to the Pontif on sticking to his guns and listing all three “Human Centipede” films. We agree on “A Serious Man,” tho.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don’t rate them myself, but props to the Pontif on sticking to his guns and listing all three “Human Centipede” films. We agree on “A Serious Man,” tho.
I’m inclined to believe this but if he called someone “the rancid kishke befouling our national cholent” I’d be sold.
Trump called Biden “sleepy,” because Trump is an old man who struggles to stay awake.
Trump called Hillary “crooked,” because Trump is incredibly crooked.
Trump called Ted Cruz “lyin’” because Trump is a serial liar.
We’re a decade into this. How do people still not get it?
Trump called Hillary “crooked,” because Trump is incredibly crooked.
Trump called Ted Cruz “lyin’” because Trump is a serial liar.
We’re a decade into this. How do people still not get it?
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m inclined to believe this but if he called someone “the rancid kishke befouling our national cholent” I’d be sold.
Mamdani will implement Charo law. “Stop and cuchi cuchi” will be restored in all five boroughs.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Mamdani will implement Charo law. “Stop and cuchi cuchi” will be restored in all five boroughs.
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
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The arc of the moral universe is footlong but it bends toward justice
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The arc of the moral universe is footlong but it bends toward justice
::extremely Westchester county voice::
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
::extremely Westchester county voice::
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”
“The trial drove a wedge between law enforcement and protestors.”