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Steve-O Voice: “I’m the Republican Party and, uh, once again this is ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’”
I once called myself the most likely to break Wilt Chamberlain’s NBA single game scoring record. What went wrong?
New York City Mayor Eric Adams once called himself the "future of the Democratic Party." What went wrong? https://cnn.it/49qt2Tm
NYC Mayor Eric Adams once called himself the ‘future of the Democratic Party.’ What went wrong? | CNN Politics
Four years ago, New York City Mayor Eric Adams swept into office with swaggering confidence, pledging to lead a government unlike any other in history and declaring himself the “future of the Democrat...
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December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I once called myself the most likely to break Wilt Chamberlain’s NBA single game scoring record. What went wrong?
“The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one staffed with marks who are not up on my bullshit.”
During today's editorial call, Bari Weiss doubled down on pulling the CECOT segment while lashing out at Sharyn Alfonsi:
"The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one where we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest and editorial matters, and do so with respect."
"The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one where we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest and editorial matters, and do so with respect."
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one staffed with marks who are not up on my bullshit.”
Steve-O Voice: “I’m the Republican Party and, uh, once again this is ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’”
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Steve-O Voice: “I’m the Republican Party and, uh, once again this is ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’”
I sort of doubt taxing the rich will cause me to like Mitt Romney, but there’s no harm in giving it a go.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I sort of doubt taxing the rich will cause me to like Mitt Romney, but there’s no harm in giving it a go.
In a just world the name “Bozell” would be unmentionable outside an educational context.
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trumps-...
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid
As Black activists in South Africa fought against their country’s racist apartheid...
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December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
In a just world the name “Bozell” would be unmentionable outside an educational context.
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The Gil Ozeri segment on this week’s @cbbworld.bsky.social holiday special made me laugh harder than anything this whole year and it’s not close.
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The Gil Ozeri segment on this week’s @cbbworld.bsky.social holiday special made me laugh harder than anything this whole year and it’s not close.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Gil Ozeri segment on this week’s @cbbworld.bsky.social holiday special made me laugh harder than anything this whole year and it’s not close.
a lord of the rings cover band named The Sauronettes
a lord of the rings cover band named Helm's Deep Purple
a lord of the rings cover band called Entya
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
a lord of the rings cover band named The Sauronettes
Big pre-flop raise here by the Times.
NYT statement to me: "David Brooks regularly attends events to speak with noted and important business leaders to inform his columns, which is exactly what happened at this 2011 event. Mr. Brooks had no contact with him before or after this single attendance at a widely-attended dinner."
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Big pre-flop raise here by the Times.
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
You wouldn’t believe how the letters of concern just keep pouring of what is really rather a small professional guild.
i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You wouldn’t believe how the letters of concern just keep pouring of what is really rather a small professional guild.
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ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
Weekend at Tommy’s
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Weekend at Tommy’s
Turns out deploying raw power to achieve policy goals you could barely imagine while preaching judicial modesty to Earl Warren’s ghost is a lot more fun than exercising the judicial restraint that, turns out, was just defense and not a meaningful intellectual commitment.
This is the heart of the matter.
Even after years of this behavior, part of me still finds it bewildering, and deeply distressing. It was this generation of conservatives who taught me to take judicial restraint seriously.
Just, how could you?
Even after years of this behavior, part of me still finds it bewildering, and deeply distressing. It was this generation of conservatives who taught me to take judicial restraint seriously.
Just, how could you?
It is really, really hard to get your head around the raw hubris of the majority. They really will be destabilizing the operating structure of the entire U.S. government. Why? Because they believe they have a better idea about how the past century should've been done.
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Turns out deploying raw power to achieve policy goals you could barely imagine while preaching judicial modesty to Earl Warren’s ghost is a lot more fun than exercising the judicial restraint that, turns out, was just defense and not a meaningful intellectual commitment.
My bracha for John Roberts is may he live to a sufficiently old age and with razor sharp acuity that he may take in the full measure of his legacy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My bracha for John Roberts is may he live to a sufficiently old age and with razor sharp acuity that he may take in the full measure of his legacy.
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In LESS THAN A CALENDAR YEAR these absolute cretins figured out, oh yeah, Donald Trump is old and maybe not a magical send-it-back-to-2019 switch we can flip and I personally loathe the shit out of them for it. Thermostatic public idiocy more like
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In LESS THAN A CALENDAR YEAR these absolute cretins figured out, oh yeah, Donald Trump is old and maybe not a magical send-it-back-to-2019 switch we can flip and I personally loathe the shit out of them for it. Thermostatic public idiocy more like
Types of “Mix”, Ranked
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
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147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
…
147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Types of “Mix”, Ranked
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
…
147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
1. Scenario Re-
2. -ed grill
3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted.
4. Tapes
5. Chex
…
147. -ed Martial Arts
….
1236. Santorum
1237. Wintry
Tell you what, Sean. Bring back that pre-bankruptcy Pan-Am airline travel and I'll give serious thought to pants without elastic. Might fuck around and wear a beaver felt fedora if the whiskey's served in crystal.
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tell you what, Sean. Bring back that pre-bankruptcy Pan-Am airline travel and I'll give serious thought to pants without elastic. Might fuck around and wear a beaver felt fedora if the whiskey's served in crystal.
Keith it’s your publicist and I advise you in the strongest possible terms to keep posting about the live-in sugar daddy relationship you had with an 18 year old when you were 52.
I have to say, I got all the sweetness and dogs and good writing and Ryan Lizza got all the Olivia Nuzzi infidelity and adderall and ethical corruption 🤷🏼♂️
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Keith it’s your publicist and I advise you in the strongest possible terms to keep posting about the live-in sugar daddy relationship you had with an 18 year old when you were 52.
Compiling the “was a never never Trumper in the first term and has had it now” index, which seems as good as any a measure of where the wind’s blowing.*
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
Does Pete Hegseth have a "golden shield" against prosecution in the form of a DOJ OLC opinion? Ed Whelan thinks not.
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Compiling the “was a never never Trumper in the first term and has had it now” index, which seems as good as any a measure of where the wind’s blowing.*
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
*Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
“Remember the bamboo from Part 1?”
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Remember the bamboo from Part 1?”
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.
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How inclusive legal positivists look at morality
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How inclusive legal positivists look at morality
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True puerile internet communism has never been tried.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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