Tim
@timroser.co.uk
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the kerb. Caregiver for Panko the golden retriever - destroyer of socks.
Draws pictures for coins in a shed.
Draws pictures for coins in a shed.
Oh happy days. Back in time...
Dude who spent thousands of pounds tracking down those early Boards of Canada cassettes and transferring them in the highest quality possible has uploaded them to his youtube btw: www.youtube.com/@samamdj
Sam
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Oh happy days. Back in time...
The dog has eaten something disgusting in the woods and is currently dropping nuclear-grade room clearers. This is disturbing my serenity.
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The dog has eaten something disgusting in the woods and is currently dropping nuclear-grade room clearers. This is disturbing my serenity.
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Going through the old cabinet of photos and found this, introducing eldest child to kite flying on the South Downs. She is SO happy and excited.
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Going through the old cabinet of photos and found this, introducing eldest child to kite flying on the South Downs. She is SO happy and excited.
Going through the huge box of old photos and found a garden pic when the kids were first introduced to it. I suddenly feel very old.
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Going through the huge box of old photos and found a garden pic when the kids were first introduced to it. I suddenly feel very old.
Concise and absolutely spot on. Great article and very much worth your time.
In what's now become an annual tradition, I've written another piece for The Gist about how and why I hate A.I.
On a bubble about to burst, a future rotted to its core, and the limits of the Mrs Doyle Theory of artificial intelligence.
www.thegist.ie/guest-gist-2...
On a bubble about to burst, a future rotted to its core, and the limits of the Mrs Doyle Theory of artificial intelligence.
www.thegist.ie/guest-gist-2...
Guest Gist: 2026, Our Already Rotting Future
Seamus O'Reilly warns of AI maximum bubbledrive this year.
www.thegist.ie
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Concise and absolutely spot on. Great article and very much worth your time.
The flying puppy of Ashdown Forest - today with added unexpected snow
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The flying puppy of Ashdown Forest - today with added unexpected snow
Meg is discovering Devon in the winter sun.
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Meg is discovering Devon in the winter sun.
Happy New Year from the flying puppy of Ashdown Forest
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Happy New Year from the flying puppy of Ashdown Forest
The boy has returned from that there London for some extreme gardening with his excellent friend. I have made them ‘too much’ porridge to keep them going. Ten points for the guest for wearing the house Slovenian hat.
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The boy has returned from that there London for some extreme gardening with his excellent friend. I have made them ‘too much’ porridge to keep them going. Ten points for the guest for wearing the house Slovenian hat.
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History will certainly view this as the stupidest fuckin time ever.
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
History will certainly view this as the stupidest fuckin time ever.
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Hen and cousin Will in the late afternoon sun at the Pallant in Chichester. Whole family for a birthday weekend. What a joy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hen and cousin Will in the late afternoon sun at the Pallant in Chichester. Whole family for a birthday weekend. What a joy.
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Scenes from a self entertaining golden retriever.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Scenes from a self entertaining golden retriever.
We’ve had a good result from the motoring press (to put it mildly).
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We’ve had a good result from the motoring press (to put it mildly).
Panko is ready. Ready for anything.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Panko is ready. Ready for anything.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
The boy has snagged a job. He is most happy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The boy has snagged a job. He is most happy.
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One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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We have built a society in which people of different skin tones, religious backgrounds & cultures get along, share power, work alongside each other, procreate with each other, recognise the each other’s humanity and democratic rights. It is a STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD HISTORIC PROPORTIONS.
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter
Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
We have built a society in which people of different skin tones, religious backgrounds & cultures get along, share power, work alongside each other, procreate with each other, recognise the each other’s humanity and democratic rights. It is a STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD HISTORIC PROPORTIONS.
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This is how I found her this morning. I think she is settling in.
September 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is how I found her this morning. I think she is settling in.
Somebody likes Welsh beaches.
September 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Somebody likes Welsh beaches.