Tim
banner
timroser.co.uk
Tim
@timroser.co.uk
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the kerb. Caregiver for Panko the golden retriever - destroyer of socks.

Draws pictures for coins in a shed.
The first couple of episodes may feel a bit ‘meh’ but crikey does it start to roll. Outstanding stuff.
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Oh and a couple of Samosa too please.
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Can you get us twenty Bensons, some King Size Rizla and a Mars Milk? Pay you back Tuesday.
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
HE IS RISEN! Hallelujah!
January 21, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Some of the results have been very very good.
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I don’t know if this is helpful but there is a Reddit community that restores old photos for a tip.

www.reddit.com/r/estoration...
Photograph Restoration
/r/estoration provides a place in which users are able to submit photographs that require restoration, or share photographs that they have previously restored.
www.reddit.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 AM
MP for Newark. Anagram of that?
January 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Genius.
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Missed out the packet of fags
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
SRB is an excellent Smiley indeed.
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I have the worst cravings for fags at the mo. Have not smoked properly for years but bloody hell I could murder a few. I think it’s the new war vibes sending me back to the Cold War years when I was a human chimney.
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Thank you. That was ‘lo and behold’ before not Logan. Autocorrect strikes once more.
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I’m British, and bloody hell do WE have our own set of issues. But there has never been anything like this. I am nearly 60 and having these arseholes in charge of the US feels more dangerous than 1983.
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
She helps (very delicately) with unwrapping:-)
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
She’s such a goof.
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Well that’s a word to the wise. We have done without up until Panko and Logan’s behold we ended up there. I will try a find an alternate I think. Thanks:-)
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Same. Her nickname is ‘Butterscotch Chinrest’
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Sorry to ask across your question but we have PetPlan - are they awful?
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Oh yes indeed.
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
We bloody well do. Our kids have learned from an early age to puff their cheeks out and say that When things are tough. They don’t know what it’s about though.
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM