Tim Platt
@timplatt.bsky.social
check out
-my debut comedy album
TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
-Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack
- RUDE TALES OF MAGIC &
OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
wherever you get podcasts
-my debut comedy album
TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
-Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack
- RUDE TALES OF MAGIC &
OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
wherever you get podcasts
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CLAUDIUS: B-but Grandmother, w-w-what's in the f-files?
LIVIA: Something you had better hope remains there. They'll have all of our heads if it gets out.
CLAUDIUS: *All* of our heads??
HEROD AGRIPPA <smirking>: Eastern Barbarian though I am, even I know enough not to put things in writing!
LIVIA: Something you had better hope remains there. They'll have all of our heads if it gets out.
CLAUDIUS: *All* of our heads??
HEROD AGRIPPA <smirking>: Eastern Barbarian though I am, even I know enough not to put things in writing!
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CLAUDIUS: B-but Grandmother, w-w-what's in the f-files?
LIVIA: Something you had better hope remains there. They'll have all of our heads if it gets out.
CLAUDIUS: *All* of our heads??
HEROD AGRIPPA <smirking>: Eastern Barbarian though I am, even I know enough not to put things in writing!
LIVIA: Something you had better hope remains there. They'll have all of our heads if it gets out.
CLAUDIUS: *All* of our heads??
HEROD AGRIPPA <smirking>: Eastern Barbarian though I am, even I know enough not to put things in writing!
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We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode, and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher!
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode, and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher!
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🔔🍄🤰RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🤰🍄🔔
Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🔔🍄🤰RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🤰🍄🔔
Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
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Our beautiful boys 🥹
Doodled up some of my favourite weirdos from the magnificent podcast @starsofspace.bsky.social ! Seriously go listen to it, it's one of my favourite shows :]
#fanart #digital #art #android #doctor #cockroach #mage #cube #philladeplhia
#fanart #digital #art #android #doctor #cockroach #mage #cube #philladeplhia
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Our beautiful boys 🥹
got a new substack post about
my son being bored
my son being bored
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
got a new substack post about
my son being bored
my son being bored
I saw a pic of a bird
and it’s driving me
up the wall
and it’s driving me
up the wall
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I saw a pic of a bird
and it’s driving me
up the wall
and it’s driving me
up the wall
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November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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My wife just opened up a shop for her beautiful and terrifying quilts! Featuring some exclusive Swan Boy designs from yours truly. Why, you'd be a FOOL to miss out: nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
nicole sews
nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My wife just opened up a shop for her beautiful and terrifying quilts! Featuring some exclusive Swan Boy designs from yours truly. Why, you'd be a FOOL to miss out: nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
professional athletes should have pockets in their uniforms so they can keep a little pen n’ notebook for when
they don’t want to forget their funny ideas
they don’t want to forget their funny ideas
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
professional athletes should have pockets in their uniforms so they can keep a little pen n’ notebook for when
they don’t want to forget their funny ideas
they don’t want to forget their funny ideas
referees astound me.
Solomons of play.
judgement professionals.
amazing.
Solomons of play.
judgement professionals.
amazing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
referees astound me.
Solomons of play.
judgement professionals.
amazing.
Solomons of play.
judgement professionals.
amazing.
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Forgot to vote on Tuesday? It's ok! Today is the last day to vote in the 2025 Top Ten Episode Poll. Let your voice be heard!
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OTTSS Top Ten '25! Last Day to Vote! | Oh These, Those Stars of Space!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Forgot to vote on Tuesday? It's ok! Today is the last day to vote in the 2025 Top Ten Episode Poll. Let your voice be heard!
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my mouth can open
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my mouth can open
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
I talk a time someone got mad at me
Have you listened to this week's Rude Talks of Chatting? We made it JUST FOR YOU
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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 29 "Regnum Caelorum" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I talk a time someone got mad at me
might as well relisten now
every holiday season for @rudetales.bsky.social , I run a made up game where holiday characters fight each other. This year, the game is prom themed. It’s the most important episode of Yuletide Kombat Family yet. Listen wherever you get podcasts. #letusadorehim
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
might as well relisten now
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Where else will you hear us discuss the Great Evil Laughs?
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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 29 "Regnum Caelorum" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Where else will you hear us discuss the Great Evil Laughs?
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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 29 "Regnum Caelorum" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Maybe Groomda should focus less on his Ice Form and a little more on his *Nice* Form... 🙄
Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Maybe Groomda should focus less on his Ice Form and a little more on his *Nice* Form... 🙄
Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
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A unique tradition over here at Rude Tales is to dress up in a fun costume, have a snickers, and get into a kind of spooky vibe on the last night of October 🦇.
Give it a try! No recording tonight ❤️
Give it a try! No recording tonight ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A unique tradition over here at Rude Tales is to dress up in a fun costume, have a snickers, and get into a kind of spooky vibe on the last night of October 🦇.
Give it a try! No recording tonight ❤️
Give it a try! No recording tonight ❤️
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The longer you say the word hallween
the scarier it fucking so fucking is!!’
the scarier it fucking so fucking is!!’
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The longer you say the word hallween
the scarier it fucking so fucking is!!’
the scarier it fucking so fucking is!!’
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Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
