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Tim Platt

@timplatt.bsky.social

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check out -my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms! -Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack - RUDE TALES OF MAGIC & OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE wherever you get podcasts

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 11h

the name’s Noble.
*Jack* Noble.
i’m like if James Bond was kind.

the world could use a whole lot
more of people like me, don’t you think?

I’ll take an Athletic and an edible.

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · 13h

Recording this ep was a real emotional rollercoaster (positive)

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 14h

💦🕷️⛪RUDE TALES OF MAGIC⛪🕷️💦

Nethermurk Episode 28: HamsterX Dot Com

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 14h

this episode made me laaaaaauughh

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 14h

💦🕷️⛪RUDE TALES OF MAGIC⛪🕷️💦

Nethermurk Episode 28: HamsterX Dot Com

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 14h

💦🕷️⛪RUDE TALES OF MAGIC⛪🕷️💦

Nethermurk Episode 28: HamsterX Dot Com

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 11d

Gentleness Beats Masculine Madness ANY Day Of The Week!!

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 11d

you know what? Let’s see…
I bet SOME of y’all are ready
for some GENTLE COMEDY

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 19h

got it. loud and clear. really needed that today. see you at the recording.

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno. That would be wonderful if Gene meant that much to people. It’s just not really the feedback I got. I appreciate the enthusiasm! Maybe I feel like I don’t deserve it…

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

magnets? I dunno I’m just as lost as y’all!

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

huh? He’s in like one ep? Didn’t get a great reaction from anyone, really

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder too!

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Lucas Wagner @lucas.monster · 1d

Niles Crane with a speech bubble pointing to his mouth so it looks like he's saying the quoted post below

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

groomda is such an interesting character

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

who are they?

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a public intellectual!!!

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 2d

It would be impossible for me to take offense to this

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 2d

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for seeing me, bucko. Truly.

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 2d

my favorite new joke is telling Branson I’m having a hard time

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 2d

Pens!!!

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 4d

this is real!

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 4d

They are still cool!!

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 4d

Snoopy!

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 5d

Ol’ Oedipus Rex
he LOVES to have sex!
Loves to knock out
his Pop!

Uh oh’d his Mama,
stars in Greek Drama-
Hope this myth don’t
darn stop!

his life is so cool
and he Rex so he rule
I hope his darn myth
don’t stop

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 6d

for the sticklers out there: Mickey.

to the ticklers out there: hehehehehe

Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve got TWO WORDS that’ll solve
ALL Y’ALL’S PROBLEMS
and it ain’t
“The Bible”
Or
“Gluten Free”!
check this:
Micky Skywalker.

You can thank me anytime now😎

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