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Carly Monardo

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Linus 🦇 and Agrigenta 🧝‍♀️on @rudetales.bsky.social Co-writer ✒️ http://oopsallmarys.substack.com Creative wizard for hire 🤑

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · Jan 28

I’m looking for work and I’ve been thinking a lot about where I fit—or maybe a better way to put it is how I come across on paper. (Part 1/2)
#opentowork #artistforhire #journalcomics #fyp

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · 23h

Recording this ep was a real emotional rollercoaster (positive)

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 1d

💦🕷️⛪RUDE TALES OF MAGIC⛪🕷️💦

Nethermurk Episode 28: HamsterX Dot Com

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · 19d

Yes, and I’m proud to have broken this story with you all

Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · 19d

We drop a real doozy of a reveal in this one 👀

Oh These, Those Stars of Space! @starsofspace.bsky.social · 19d

🛸👽🚲OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE🚲👽🛸

Episode 99: C.B. the Cool-Baby

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Clord TC, Comics Guy @clordtc.bsky.social · Sep 13

sweet baby Linus Burden straight outta Nethermurk
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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · 28d

An episode where (almost) everybody has a really nice time!!!

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 29d

🐀🐀🐀RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🐀🐀🐀

Nethermurk Episode 27: All Rats, All Rats, All Rats...

Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · Sep 2

The Tales don’t get Ruder or more Of Magic than this!!!

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Sep 2

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Going No Contact

Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find: Unexpected AlliesUnexpected EnemiesA Ton of ElvesUhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!! Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it...

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · Aug 9

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This is like at the core of my performance as Agrigenta

TikTok - Make Your Day

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Aug 8

Don't worry, friend! You can download a podcast on a Friday too!

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Aug 5

🧚🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️🧚

Nethermurk Episode 24: Short Times at Pixie High

tinkerbell and periwinkle are sitting on the ground drinking tea

ALT: tinkerbell and periwinkle are sitting on the ground drinking tea

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · Aug 7

What lucky pups to have such a loving family ❤️

Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · Jul 26

I do improv on stage once every 5 months and tonight is the night!! magnettheater.com/show/tickets...

Come see!!!

Metal Boy Presents: Your Worst Idea | Magnet Theater

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Jul 22

🎩💪💣RUDE TALES OF MAGIC💣💪🎩

Nethermurk Episode 23: The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)

Featuring the wonderful Dingo @dingodoodles.bsky.social , Felix Irnich @felixirnich.bsky.social , and Avery Howett @dynabeez.bsky.social !

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · May 29

It is my contention that Where Have All the Cowboys Gone is so aggressively straight that it circles round to being gay

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Killer Joes From Outer Space @jplepore.bsky.social · May 27

Gonna hear it from all my Chiropractor buds for this one 🤷

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · May 27

🦇🍧👨‍⚕️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👨‍⚕️🍦🦇

Nethermurk Episode 19: A Chocolate, If You Can Keep It

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A Chocolate, if You Can Keep It

Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way t...

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Christopher Hastings @drhastings.bsky.social · May 27

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · May 28

My pop debut!! 🦇

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · May 27

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · May 13

🔥👨🍷RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🍷👨🔥

Nethermurk Episode 18: "Oh, Brother!"

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"Oh, Brother!"

WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt. Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things co...

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VoidBurger 𝑓 (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · May 7

Going thru bits n bobs left from the big move and re-found these Covidtimes @rudetales.bsky.social fanart doodles 💞 (plus a Valentine by @whirringblender.bsky.social)

Various doodles of Rude Tales of Magic characters

-a french goblin tailor and
- a yellow post-it of an overwhelmed bee from Come At The King
- a blue post-it with Debonesby shattering the window of the Shishkebab Express, causing his teeth to shoot out of his skull
- a pink post-it with Spilled Milk the anti-magic zero-limbed pig scraping along on his makeshift skateboard
- and a Valentine drawn not by me! Stirfry the kenku running with Flipcup the baby bearowl in his hands. Text says "By the beak of mine own... We're not JUST FRIENDS no more!"

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 28

Suck it to the heart ❤️
Have you watched Rude Tales of Magic presents: Rodents and Chivalry, yet? Available on YouTube (@rudetalesofmagic) or UNCUT ✂️on our Patreon (Patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic)
#dndpodcast #rudetalesofmagic #fyp #ttrpg #podcast

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 22

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UNCUT!!! Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Rodents & Chivalry | Rude Tales of Magic

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 22

Rude Tales Presents: Rodents & Chivalry, now on YouTube, in podcast form, and extended edition on Patreon!

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Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · Apr 22

you’ve heard our throats
now SEE our biceps

Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 22

Rude Tales Presents: Rodents & Chivalry, now on YouTube, in podcast form, and extended edition on Patreon!

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Carly Monardo @whirringblender.bsky.social · Apr 22

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 15

🕷️🍷🦷RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🦷🍷🕷️

Nethermurk Episode 16: Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert!

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Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert!

Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward f...

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 15

Back to our *absolutely hardcore pornographic, NSFW* show logo 🥵

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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · Apr 15

Now that we're *ahem* back to normal, let's give it up for @whirringblender.bsky.social 's full-logo treatment for a one shot! Bluesky will never hide this perfectly clothed rump!

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