Tim in Des Moines
@timindesmoines.bsky.social
Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊
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Cooper will always be bebe 💔
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
I hate the guy as much as the next person, but how funny would it have been if it pushed the Diet Coke button in that moment?
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hate the guy as much as the next person, but how funny would it have been if it pushed the Diet Coke button in that moment?
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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horse racing on a road course #donotsteal
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
horse racing on a road course #donotsteal
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months
I am sad that the new evil empire won.
I am sad that baseball is over.
I am sad that baseball is over.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am sad that the new evil empire won.
I am sad that baseball is over.
I am sad that baseball is over.
Somewhere, probably Connecticut, Steve Levy is smiling (that he's not Joe Davis)
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Somewhere, probably Connecticut, Steve Levy is smiling (that he's not Joe Davis)
That watermelon sure looks
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
That watermelon sure looks
I'm cleaning up my depression pile today. It's been going for I don't know how long, but today is the day.
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm cleaning up my depression pile today. It's been going for I don't know how long, but today is the day.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
With Jimmy John’s it’s a crapshoot if I get napkins in my bag but you can bank on getting two straws with my fountain drink
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
With Jimmy John’s it’s a crapshoot if I get napkins in my bag but you can bank on getting two straws with my fountain drink
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I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but
October 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but
Why were the Chefs even passing 4 yards from the goal line?
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why were the Chefs even passing 4 yards from the goal line?
The Jags have been in the league since 1995 so it should be unacceptable for an announcer to say Jag-wires
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Jags have been in the league since 1995 so it should be unacceptable for an announcer to say Jag-wires
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Sweet dreams with Mini Uni
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sweet dreams with Mini Uni
If the yellow brick road goes to Emerald City, where does the red brick road go?
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If the yellow brick road goes to Emerald City, where does the red brick road go?
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“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
Today was a really good sports day.
* Steelers won in Ireland
* Cubs sweep St. Louis to end the season
* MLB Decision Day drama
* LOL Mets
* GB/DAL overtime
* Steelers won in Ireland
* Cubs sweep St. Louis to end the season
* MLB Decision Day drama
* LOL Mets
* GB/DAL overtime
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Today was a really good sports day.
* Steelers won in Ireland
* Cubs sweep St. Louis to end the season
* MLB Decision Day drama
* LOL Mets
* GB/DAL overtime
* Steelers won in Ireland
* Cubs sweep St. Louis to end the season
* MLB Decision Day drama
* LOL Mets
* GB/DAL overtime
@jonbois.bsky.social watching nascar
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching nascar
Scuse me, am profeshonal cheez tester
September 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Scuse me, am profeshonal cheez tester
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i used to want universal healthcare but now i just want cause and effect to work again
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i used to want universal healthcare but now i just want cause and effect to work again