Tiffany Bridge
@tiff.is
Shouting, swearing, DC, WordPress, lifting, other duties as assigned. 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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Tiffany Bridge
@tiff.is
· Nov 11
Lots of ppl finding me from a WordPress starter pack so let me just clarify:
I do have a WordPress-related job.
But mostly this account is politics, shitposting, and substituting lifting for a personality.
I do have a WordPress-related job.
But mostly this account is politics, shitposting, and substituting lifting for a personality.
My actual thoughts as the end credits of WAKE UP DEAD MAN rolled:
“Did…did Rian Johnson just make me Catholic? Shit fuck… No wait. They still don’t ordain women. Nope.”
“Did…did Rian Johnson just make me Catholic? Shit fuck… No wait. They still don’t ordain women. Nope.”
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My actual thoughts as the end credits of WAKE UP DEAD MAN rolled:
“Did…did Rian Johnson just make me Catholic? Shit fuck… No wait. They still don’t ordain women. Nope.”
“Did…did Rian Johnson just make me Catholic? Shit fuck… No wait. They still don’t ordain women. Nope.”
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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I feel like a lot of people get pragmatism/realism mixed up with dooming, honestly. It's not pragmatic or realistic to jump straight to the worst case scenario, and it does more harm than good too
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I feel like a lot of people get pragmatism/realism mixed up with dooming, honestly. It's not pragmatic or realistic to jump straight to the worst case scenario, and it does more harm than good too
Aside from the many levels on which this is offensive and terrifying...
All the decades we have of data on formula vs. breastmilk indicates that breastmilk is maybe 1-2% better on any measure of outcomes, and that effect only lasts until the child is weaned.
All the decades we have of data on formula vs. breastmilk indicates that breastmilk is maybe 1-2% better on any measure of outcomes, and that effect only lasts until the child is weaned.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Aside from the many levels on which this is offensive and terrifying...
All the decades we have of data on formula vs. breastmilk indicates that breastmilk is maybe 1-2% better on any measure of outcomes, and that effect only lasts until the child is weaned.
All the decades we have of data on formula vs. breastmilk indicates that breastmilk is maybe 1-2% better on any measure of outcomes, and that effect only lasts until the child is weaned.
I led the project to replatform this site onto WordPress in 2019. We were so proud of ourselves at launch, right up until the client pointed out that the little custom-coded Easter Egg in Expression Engine had not been translated into a custom-coded Easter Egg in WP...
Open the article on desktop/laptop. Now resize the window.
This is 2010 technology.
In 2025, instead, we get a popup that takes up 1/3 of the screen and says "this website looks better on the app."
This is 2010 technology.
In 2025, instead, we get a popup that takes up 1/3 of the screen and says "this website looks better on the app."
Responsive Web Design
Designers have coveted print for its precision layouts, lamenting the varying user contexts on the web that compromise their designs. Ethan Marcotte advocates we shift our design thinking to approp…
alistapart.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I led the project to replatform this site onto WordPress in 2019. We were so proud of ourselves at launch, right up until the client pointed out that the little custom-coded Easter Egg in Expression Engine had not been translated into a custom-coded Easter Egg in WP...
On the other hand, my feet ARE that small and I bet I could get into these.
DEEPLY disappointed that these K-Pop Demon Hunter Vans slip-ons with Derpy Tiger on one shoe and Sussy Bird on the other are only in kid sizes, topping out at side 7. I have smallish feet, but not THAT small.
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
On the other hand, my feet ARE that small and I bet I could get into these.
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Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
Over dinner last night, the Claymation Christmas Special came up in a discussion of beloved Christmas TV traditions, which meant I had to bust out my California Raisins knowledge.
So we’re at breakfast on vacation, and we found ourselves explaining the California Raisins to the kiddo.
Which meant we pulled up Wikipedia to confirm the breadth of the cultural reach of the raisins.
Did you know the campaign caused the *collapse* of the California Raisin Advisory Board?
Which meant we pulled up Wikipedia to confirm the breadth of the cultural reach of the raisins.
Did you know the campaign caused the *collapse* of the California Raisin Advisory Board?
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Over dinner last night, the Claymation Christmas Special came up in a discussion of beloved Christmas TV traditions, which meant I had to bust out my California Raisins knowledge.
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“the worst people in DC” and “the people who are meanest about DC” is a circular Venn diagram
Also people who say "well everyone in DC is like this" only hangs out with a very small circle of the people who live in DC (and they probably mostly live in Northern Virginia tbh).
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“the worst people in DC” and “the people who are meanest about DC” is a circular Venn diagram
I need to get my hands on this ASAP.
Hey folks, my first book is out in April! It's a narrative non-fiction account of five years of life in Berkeley Springs, WV after the "great replacement" fixated group VDARE bought a 19th century castle there.
Get 20% off now with the code STRANGE20:
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Strange People on the Hill
A gripping story that reveals what happened to a small American town when an influential white nationalist group relocated its headquarters there, illustrati...
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December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need to get my hands on this ASAP.
I made my friends laugh SO HARD yesterday with a joke about the Kennedy Center. It was niche but I timed it *just right*.
And that is why I will always be better than Elon.
And that is why I will always be better than Elon.
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I made my friends laugh SO HARD yesterday with a joke about the Kennedy Center. It was niche but I timed it *just right*.
And that is why I will always be better than Elon.
And that is why I will always be better than Elon.
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this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
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Some of us keep the old ways alive in our hearts SMDH
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Some of us keep the old ways alive in our hearts SMDH
My rule of thumb, as someone with friends of a variety of dietary restrictions, is that nobody has to be able to eat every single thing on the table, but there should be enough different things that everyone’s plate has a feast on it. So yes, adjust your stuffing and look for other easy changes.
LISTEN UP BUCKAROOS. honestly as vegetarian it is my number one rare and appreciated holiday situation to show up and discover that the stuffing was specifically made in a way that vegetarian and vegan buckaroos can eat it too, and this is so easy to do
Thoroughly endorse Chuck's recommendation to make your stuffing meatless if you're having any vegans or vegetarians at your holiday meals. You shouldn't be cooking it inside the bird anyway, and it tastes just as good made with veggie stock.
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My rule of thumb, as someone with friends of a variety of dietary restrictions, is that nobody has to be able to eat every single thing on the table, but there should be enough different things that everyone’s plate has a feast on it. So yes, adjust your stuffing and look for other easy changes.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991.
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...
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#DCStatehood is morally just, constitutionally sound, the democratic thing to, and…
Statehood for D.C. is an ethical obligation at this point, required to protect the rights of our residents to govern ourselves against such out-of-state troops being sent to patrol our city.
NEW: Republican-led states, in a new filing at the D.C. Circuit, say D.C. residents are irrelevant, D.C. belongs to everyone else. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#DCStatehood is morally just, constitutionally sound, the democratic thing to, and…
This is my equivalent of the “dude poses with the fish he caught” photo. I started this blanket over 4 years ago:
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is my equivalent of the “dude poses with the fish he caught” photo. I started this blanket over 4 years ago:
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Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
World of Warcraft is trying SO HARD to get me back by adding stuff for people who want cozy games... but not today, Satan. I am trying to have hobbies where I make stuff with my hands!
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
World of Warcraft is trying SO HARD to get me back by adding stuff for people who want cozy games... but not today, Satan. I am trying to have hobbies where I make stuff with my hands!
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Federal agents can no longer arrest people in D.C. on immigration violations without a warrant or probable cause to believe they could potentially flee if not detained, a judge has ruled.
It's the second significant legal loss for the Trump administration over its activities in D.C. in two weeks.
It's the second significant legal loss for the Trump administration over its activities in D.C. in two weeks.
Federal judge limits warrantless immigration arrests in D.C.
Lawyers say federal agents unlawfully operated under an ‘arrest first, ask questions later’ policy.
51st.news
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Federal agents can no longer arrest people in D.C. on immigration violations without a warrant or probable cause to believe they could potentially flee if not detained, a judge has ruled.
It's the second significant legal loss for the Trump administration over its activities in D.C. in two weeks.
It's the second significant legal loss for the Trump administration over its activities in D.C. in two weeks.
Just heard enough sirens on Rhode Island Ave that I momentarily wondered “Is it happening?!” Before I remembered that there would almost certainly not be sirens on RIA.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just heard enough sirens on Rhode Island Ave that I momentarily wondered “Is it happening?!” Before I remembered that there would almost certainly not be sirens on RIA.
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.