Now I want to develop this punch recipe.

I feel like a lot of people get pragmatism/realism mixed up with dooming, honestly. It's not pragmatic or realistic to jump straight to the worst case scenario, and it does more harm than good too

I legit snort-laughed at "Bateman is asking for your sister's street address."

I love that these guys' love language is escalating each others' gallows humor.

We don’t intend to live there full time so it’s more a question of “do I feel comfortable bringing my friends here? Will they feel safe?”

We bought land there a few years ago but haven’t gotten it together to build on it yet. Very curious about whether we *should*.

Literally the only substantial benefit of breastmilk is that it is free (important, obviously!) and readily available, assuming your body will make it.

Read this as an American woman and then go break something.

Good bread, toasted, with a nice amount of salted butter on it, its truly one of my favorite simple pleasures. It always hits.

Somebody was working on tickets to see Trans Siberian Orchestra. Somebody quipped, “But what about the Cis Siberian Orchestra.”

So I deadpanned, “The Cis Siberian Orchestra is playing at the Kennedy Center.”

Samba Schutte is so well cast; just the right amount of unhinged energy and he dials it up or down as needed. I followed him to this show from Our Flag Means Death.