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Your Friend Christopher
@thevole.bsky.social
I’ve never seen a dog and I don’t smile
Hashtag vole goals 2026
Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Same.
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Doctor: congratulations it’s a tiny girl. What would you like to name her

New mother: picabo street

Doctor: no I’m afraid not
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I wonder if Busta and Shonda have any other family members who are gonna make it big.
February 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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The second single Lorde ever released featured a song by a Minneapolis songwriter.
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My favorite part about being @vermontgmg.bsky.social’s casual friend is not knowing what book he’s working on next. I use audiobooks to fall asleep to (which helps keep the bad thoughts out) and I have been through a number of his books MANY times. And whatever comes next is gonna be solid gold.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
How about “Carly Rae Jepsen’s Malört.” Is that a thing? That’s a good joke, right?
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.
Trump: "They're paid agitators and insurrectionists. Nobody talks about the fact that $19 billion at a minimum is missing in Minnesota, given to a large degree by Somalians. They've taken it. Somalians. A lot of very low IQ people."
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This is your periodic reminder that it’s ok not to mourn people who put hate into the world.
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
@mcgritterson.industries I have a specialty bread
January 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen
if ever signs and wonders were, here is one
atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon
as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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April 27, 2024 at 4:49 PM
“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result” uh no my dude, that’s called practicing.
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I love the little cultural things that have happened in my city. For example, Elvis Costello used a bad word here that lead him to make the Get Happy!! album. Essentially meaningless, but it’s just kinda neat.
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
When it's cold outside, does Woody Harrelson Hoodie Wear(elson?)
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I know saying “happy birthday, you old piece of shit” to a friend seems rude to some, but at least it’s not that “Lordy Lordy look who’s 40” or “you need a walker because you’re over 50” shit they did in the 90’s.
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Treeve!” - opponents of arborsexuals
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Both last year and this year, I’ve gotten coffee table books about wars for Christmas. If there ever was a rite of passage into middle age, this is it.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The “Stranger Things” font was also used for The Smiths album Strangeways Here We Come.

I’m sure that it’s also been used in media that doesn’t have the word Strange in it. It was just a thing I noticed.
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve never quite understood why people complain about paper straws so much. I drink out of the side of glasses. Y’know, like an adult.
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM