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It don’t take skill nor luck
to never amount to much
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Girl, if you really had a problem with “child pornography” you’d get the fuck off of Twitter
Honestly can’t tell if it’s a bit at this point
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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“we know you’re eating a hot dog”
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Ilhan Omar has so much swag.
January 29, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The Steve Earle Justin Townes Earle cover album has some nice moments on it.
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Money Jungle by Ellington, Roach, and Mingus makes me feel like how watching that Dream Team intersquad scrimmage video made me feel.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Maybe this is maudlin but I feel like we need some type of Oscars montage for the posters we lost this year. Guys like Dan McQuade, Mike Fossey and Kaleb Horton contributed so much to online culture, but everything about it is so impermanent. People need to know who they were.
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm also prepared for a new home because I hate this one's sewage ejector pump and I wish I had a basement.
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I was raised on MASH so I celebrate Alan Alda whenever I can.
And, as a final testament to Alan Alda on his 90th birthday, let us never forget that he was not just a strong advocate for passage of the Equal Rights Amendment, he was literally chairman of Men For The ERA & traveled the country for it for YEARS while starring in one of the top-rated TV shows
January 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Quote-posting this isn't going to help my problem, but the NYT follows me with this enough that I think I'm going to have to make it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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I’m CRYINGGGGG!! Kevin Durant really got a lotion deal with CeraVe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NBA #Cerave #Ad
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I’m as removed from the Amazon ecosystem as I can be without throwing tomatoes at passing delivery trucks so instead I’ll just give them a 🖕from my little soapbox.
"In latest anti-bureaucracy push"

you mean, "anti-worker push"
Amazon said Wednesday it plans to eliminate about 16,000 corporate jobs, marking its second round of mass job cuts since last October. cnb.cx/4korFst
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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She took a half step back and then stepped AT this dude. ICE needs 30 masked guys each with their own body armor and assault rifle to even approach this level of courage.
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I felt like a loss was coming when UNC got the lead from 16 to 9 at the half on Saturday. Hope ND is a little shook.
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Virginia mbb, wyd
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Better Oblivion Community Center made a good record.
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
There's so much stuff we could do with that money that could conceivably make Americans feel better taken care of and less alienated and prone to turn on whatever they can punch at, but we haven't figured that out yet.
fun chart for the "dunk on red states" crowd, but also shows a path to killing fascism dead: education.
take those ICE billions and spend it on schools in all 50 states. free college for all. we have the best higher ed system in the world, let more people be a part of it
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Read posts before sending them when you're angry.

... shut up, Wesley!
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
Kaleb Horton
www.kalebchorton.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM