Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
Unbelievable.
Ajax is the only team with zero points in the #UCL league phase 🫤
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Unbelievable.
Abstaining from the Hangman discourse (if it’s still ongoing) b/c I know for a fact that if it were Eddie Kingston in that spot I’d be 100x worse and 1000x more insufferable than anyone on either side of that aisle lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Abstaining from the Hangman discourse (if it’s still ongoing) b/c I know for a fact that if it were Eddie Kingston in that spot I’d be 100x worse and 1000x more insufferable than anyone on either side of that aisle lmfao
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Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️🔥
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Get you someone who looks at you the way Rose Lavelle looks at Fireball ❤️🔥
Good.
The New York Giants become the first team eliminated from the playoffs this season.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Good.
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Tammany Brawl would be a great name for an indie wrestling show in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tammany Brawl would be a great name for an indie wrestling show in New York.
I’ll get there one day.
I hope.
I hope.
12 years ago today, I passed the final section of the CPA exam. I had already failed AUD once with a 74 and was terrified that I'd failed again. I was a solo parent of two toddlers and the pressure to pass was so strong. The intense feeling of relief is not something I will ever forget. #TaxSky
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’ll get there one day.
I hope.
I hope.
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
Kinda reminds me of the O’Reilly/Cole Fight Without Honor and Hybrid Rules Matches in pre-AEW ROH 😮 Two of the bouts that really pulled me into the reDRagon/Future Shock lore even after I for the longest time reeeeeeeeeally disliked Adam Cole (he beat Kevin Steen on his birthday, I’m sorry!! 😭😭)
As the match played out, the story expanded to "Mox is better at plunder, KOR is better at MMA," with both trying to play each other's game and failing. Really smart and tightly told story. Notch another big win for Kyle as well. #AEWFullGear
I am absolutely loving that the story of Mox/KOR is MMA vs. cutlery. #AEWFullGear
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Kinda reminds me of the O’Reilly/Cole Fight Without Honor and Hybrid Rules Matches in pre-AEW ROH 😮 Two of the bouts that really pulled me into the reDRagon/Future Shock lore even after I for the longest time reeeeeeeeeally disliked Adam Cole (he beat Kevin Steen on his birthday, I’m sorry!! 😭😭)
>me when I realize Derby ≈ Darby
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
>me when I realize Derby ≈ Darby
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF SHUTOUTANDSHOOTOUTTHEKRAKSADOR
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A DERBY
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A DERBY
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
AND YOUR DERBY IS DEAD
Huh, nice to see Dobson taking advantage of the change in scenery
Absolutely beautiful play by the Habs gives Noah Dobson his second goal of the night
3-0 Habs
3-0 Habs
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Huh, nice to see Dobson taking advantage of the change in scenery
Welp, time to turn my Moose bobblehead into a voodoo doll 😭
#Isles Injury Update: Alex Romanov is out 5-6 months. He will have shoulder surgery.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Welp, time to turn my Moose bobblehead into a voodoo doll 😭
A Hail MARLEY 😱
You gotta see Arizona State's Marley Washenitz hit a desperation three to beat the shot clock, it would also be the winning basket
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A Hail MARLEY 😱
WE ARE VENGEANCE
WE ARE THE NIGHT
WE
ARE
CHAMPIONS
AGAIN 🦇
WE ARE THE NIGHT
WE
ARE
CHAMPIONS
AGAIN 🦇
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
WE ARE VENGEANCE
WE ARE THE NIGHT
WE
ARE
CHAMPIONS
AGAIN 🦇
WE ARE THE NIGHT
WE
ARE
CHAMPIONS
AGAIN 🦇
I believe the technical term for this is “a dang-it”
Gophers defensive zone woes continue, Penn State takes a 1-0 lead on a pass that bounced off the boards into the slot
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I believe the technical term for this is “a dang-it”
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Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
DELETE THE RED WINGS AGAIN
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November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
DELETE THE RED WINGS AGAIN
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IN THE CONFERENCE TOO???? Bro what is going on in the Atlantic? 😲
Final horn. Statement made.
#Isles shut out #LGRW 5-0 to end the road trip 6-1-0.
Now sit 3rd in the Metro and sit 3rd in the Eastern Conference.
@TheHockeyNews
thehockeynews.com/nhl/new-york...
#Isles shut out #LGRW 5-0 to end the road trip 6-1-0.
Now sit 3rd in the Metro and sit 3rd in the Eastern Conference.
@TheHockeyNews
thehockeynews.com/nhl/new-york...
Islanders Dominate Red Wings 5-0 To Climb To Third In Metropolitan Division
Dominant offensive surge propels Islanders past Red Wings. Sorokin shines as New York climbs to third in the Metropolitan Division.
thehockeynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
IN THE CONFERENCE TOO???? Bro what is going on in the Atlantic? 😲
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you know who should stop this? mothers. #AEWDynamite
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
you know who should stop this? mothers. #AEWDynamite
The real question is: what American city will Taylor Twellman use this time for perspective? 🤪
Fairytales do happen in the the world of football. Curaçao qualified last night for the world cup. With a population of 155000+ they become the smallest nation ever to qualify superseding Iceland
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The real question is: what American city will Taylor Twellman use this time for perspective? 🤪
New York 🤝🏾 Curaçao
ISLANDERS WIN
ISLANDERS WIN
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
New York 🤝🏾 Curaçao
ISLANDERS WIN
ISLANDERS WIN
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF NOSERIOUSLYCURAÇAOAREINTHEWORLDCUPGUYSADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF NOSERIOUSLYCURAÇAOAREINTHEWORLDCUPGUYSADOR
Short-handed goal for New York!
Scored by Kyle Palmieri with 12:22 remaining in the 3rd period.
Assisted by Scott Mayfield.
Dallas: 1
New York: 3
#NYIvsDAL #TexasHockey #Isles
Scored by Kyle Palmieri with 12:22 remaining in the 3rd period.
Assisted by Scott Mayfield.
Dallas: 1
New York: 3
#NYIvsDAL #TexasHockey #Isles
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF NOSERIOUSLYCURAÇAOAREINTHEWORLDCUPGUYSADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF NOSERIOUSLYCURAÇAOAREINTHEWORLDCUPGUYSADOR