Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
HE IS AN EQUALIZER
HE IS A POLARIZER
HE IS
SCOTT
FREAKIN’
MAYFIELD
HE IS A POLARIZER
HE IS
SCOTT
FREAKIN’
MAYFIELD
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
HE IS AN EQUALIZER
HE IS A POLARIZER
HE IS
SCOTT
FREAKIN’
MAYFIELD
HE IS A POLARIZER
HE IS
SCOTT
FREAKIN’
MAYFIELD
I NEED A WRESTLING ALLUSION FOR THAT MAN YESTERDAY 💭❤️💙🧡
Heineman might have one of the best shots in the league. Wow. #Isles
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I NEED A WRESTLING ALLUSION FOR THAT MAN YESTERDAY 💭❤️💙🧡
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What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
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This Christmas, see Rude Dolph. Only on Netflix.
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This Christmas, see Rude Dolph. Only on Netflix.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
THE LIGHTNING CONTINUE TO BE MELVINS
SWIFFERED, SWEPT AND SWIPED DOWN THRICE IN TWO WEEKS
AND FOR THE REST OF THEIR HOLIDAYS THE BOLTS WILL KNOW
THAT HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
SWIFFERED, SWEPT AND SWIPED DOWN THRICE IN TWO WEEKS
AND FOR THE REST OF THEIR HOLIDAYS THE BOLTS WILL KNOW
THAT HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
THE LIGHTNING CONTINUE TO BE MELVINS
SWIFFERED, SWEPT AND SWIPED DOWN THRICE IN TWO WEEKS
AND FOR THE REST OF THEIR HOLIDAYS THE BOLTS WILL KNOW
THAT HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
SWIFFERED, SWEPT AND SWIPED DOWN THRICE IN TWO WEEKS
AND FOR THE REST OF THEIR HOLIDAYS THE BOLTS WILL KNOW
THAT HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
PAPA
HOTEL
ECHO
WHISKEY
phew 😮💨😮💨😮💨
HOTEL
ECHO
WHISKEY
phew 😮💨😮💨😮💨
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
PAPA
HOTEL
ECHO
WHISKEY
phew 😮💨😮💨😮💨
HOTEL
ECHO
WHISKEY
phew 😮💨😮💨😮💨
I’ll react to the win later when I’m more sober ✌🏾
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’ll react to the win later when I’m more sober ✌🏾
BASK IN HIS GLORY FOR HE IS SCORING WHILE I’M AT HOLIDAY PARTY
a wrestler is clapping his hands in front of a aew logo
ALT: a wrestler is clapping his hands in front of a aew logo
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
BASK IN HIS GLORY FOR HE IS SCORING WHILE I’M AT HOLIDAY PARTY
Less fun fact: Harley Cameron and Willow Nightingale are the shortest-ever reigning AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions 😞
Fun fact, Harley Cameron and Willow Nightingale are the longest ever reining AEW Women's World Tag Team Champions.
(is it too early to say that?)
#ALEWL 🤼
(is it too early to say that?)
#ALEWL 🤼
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Less fun fact: Harley Cameron and Willow Nightingale are the shortest-ever reigning AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions 😞
AYO THE ISLES ARE BETTER, BUT THAT’S OKAY
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
AYO THE ISLES ARE BETTER, BUT THAT’S OKAY
Okay, can someone who knows more about the NBA than me explain what exactly the NBA Cup is (other than something the Knicks might win 😅)?
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Okay, can someone who knows more about the NBA than me explain what exactly the NBA Cup is (other than something the Knicks might win 😅)?
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The Venn Diagram for the guys who hate Eddie Kingston and the guys who think Elon Musk is a genius is just a circle. 😂
#AEW
#AEW
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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There are 2 kinds of wrestling fans:
People that love Eddie Kingston
And people that can fuck off.
People that love Eddie Kingston
And people that can fuck off.
a man talking to another man in front of a wall that says aew
ALT: a man talking to another man in front of a wall that says aew
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
There are 2 kinds of wrestling fans:
People that love Eddie Kingston
And people that can fuck off.
People that love Eddie Kingston
And people that can fuck off.
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Boy howdy I’ve seen some pointless shootouts in my day but that one might be up there with one of the most avoidable of these times 😭
Even ESPN don’t know what the hell to make of it 🤦🏾♂️
Even ESPN don’t know what the hell to make of it 🤦🏾♂️
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Boy howdy I’ve seen some pointless shootouts in my day but that one might be up there with one of the most avoidable of these times 😭
Even ESPN don’t know what the hell to make of it 🤦🏾♂️
Even ESPN don’t know what the hell to make of it 🤦🏾♂️
Oh cool, now we carry a PK into OT. 😁Awesome. That is awesome. This’ll go well.
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh cool, now we carry a PK into OT. 😁Awesome. That is awesome. This’ll go well.
You’re joking, right?
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You’re joking, right?
DON’T STOP BO-LIEVING
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
DON’T STOP BO-LIEVING
NEVER GIVE UP ON THE SIMON SYSTEM
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
NEVER GIVE UP ON THE SIMON SYSTEM
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say Donnie…
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
say Donnie…
BO-LIEVE IN THIS, YA GOLDEN MELVINS
HOCKEY STICKS AND MARK STONES WON’T BREAK THE KID’S BONES
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
HOCKEY STICKS AND MARK STONES WON’T BREAK THE KID’S BONES
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
BO-LIEVE IN THIS, YA GOLDEN MELVINS
HOCKEY STICKS AND MARK STONES WON’T BREAK THE KID’S BONES
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
HOCKEY STICKS AND MARK STONES WON’T BREAK THE KID’S BONES
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER
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You know also what would help my mental health right now? Eddie Kingston winning the AEW Men's World Title
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You know also what would help my mental health right now? Eddie Kingston winning the AEW Men's World Title
I UNDERSTAND THAT TORINO WERE FEELING OPTIMISTIC
BUT THEIR OPTIMISM IS DEAD
BUT THEIR OPTIMISM IS DEAD
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I UNDERSTAND THAT TORINO WERE FEELING OPTIMISTIC
BUT THEIR OPTIMISM IS DEAD
BUT THEIR OPTIMISM IS DEAD
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A FAVORITE
AND YOUR FAVORITE IS DEAD
AND YOUR FAVORITE IS DEAD
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A FAVORITE
AND YOUR FAVORITE IS DEAD
AND YOUR FAVORITE IS DEAD