Alexandro Zatarain
@therealzatarain.bsky.social
Foremost expert in Yappology
Méxicano 🇲🇽
Padres 🤎💛
Actor and producer
Manager - BAM Management
Commercial - Now Talent Group
Méxicano 🇲🇽
Padres 🤎💛
Actor and producer
Manager - BAM Management
Commercial - Now Talent Group
To whoever runs social media for @schumer.senate.gov please pass on the note that he's a sellout and a coward. I fight harder getting out of bed than this fuck fights for this country. Thanks.
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
To whoever runs social media for @schumer.senate.gov please pass on the note that he's a sellout and a coward. I fight harder getting out of bed than this fuck fights for this country. Thanks.
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Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
Newsom's basically Podcast Bro Chuck Schumer
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Newsom's basically Podcast Bro Chuck Schumer
Dodgers signing everyone to obscene contracts reminds me of the days when MLB would have likely vetoed Judge signing with the Padres and Ken Rosenthal accusing those same Padres of ruining baseball
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Dodgers signing everyone to obscene contracts reminds me of the days when MLB would have likely vetoed Judge signing with the Padres and Ken Rosenthal accusing those same Padres of ruining baseball
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🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
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The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
Schumer fights harder against his morning shit that he's softer than
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Schumer fights harder against his morning shit that he's softer than
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Can we all finally agree that bringing sports betting back was a terrible idea?
20 men have been charged in a point-shaving scheme involving more than 39 college basketball players on more than 17 NCAA Division I teams
20 charged in college hoops point-shaving plot
Twenty men, including many former college basketball players, have been charged in a point-shaving scheme that involved more than 29 games being fixed, according to a federal indictment.
www.espn.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Can we all finally agree that bringing sports betting back was a terrible idea?
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
Real Madrid in absolute shambles lol
January 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Real Madrid in absolute shambles lol
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The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences
The guy hoarding wealth doesn't understand Star Trek outside of spaceships going boom
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The guy hoarding wealth doesn't understand Star Trek outside of spaceships going boom
Wei my BIL is a huge Steelers guy and he's rhe best. But I'm fighting all the urge to send this to him LMAO
Some of the worst Mexicans I know are fans of the Steelers.
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Wei my BIL is a huge Steelers guy and he's rhe best. But I'm fighting all the urge to send this to him LMAO
Rodgers goes out with a pick-6. Whew.
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Rodgers goes out with a pick-6. Whew.
Hear me out.
Steelers fire Tomlin.
They hire Harbaugh.
Ravens hire Tomlin.
Awkward. Hilarious. Chaotic. Cold af. The AFC North.
Steelers fire Tomlin.
They hire Harbaugh.
Ravens hire Tomlin.
Awkward. Hilarious. Chaotic. Cold af. The AFC North.
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Hear me out.
Steelers fire Tomlin.
They hire Harbaugh.
Ravens hire Tomlin.
Awkward. Hilarious. Chaotic. Cold af. The AFC North.
Steelers fire Tomlin.
They hire Harbaugh.
Ravens hire Tomlin.
Awkward. Hilarious. Chaotic. Cold af. The AFC North.
This game isn't real lol
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This game isn't real lol
And I repeat...
Gotta wonder wtf Stroud is doing. Once is somewhat forgivable. Twice in the first half? Careless.
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
And I repeat...
Gotta wonder wtf Stroud is doing. Once is somewhat forgivable. Twice in the first half? Careless.
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Gotta wonder wtf Stroud is doing. Once is somewhat forgivable. Twice in the first half? Careless.
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Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
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One year later we are back. Eat shit Spanos
The curse is alive and well. Every year will end the same, and it’s how god intended. Spanos deserves every ounce of it, and on the 8th anniversary of ducking out of SD like a coward I will savor every second of this.
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
One year later we are back. Eat shit Spanos
Seems like that TO could have been kind of useful now
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Seems like that TO could have been kind of useful now
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430k of us vs. 2k of them, we're gonna win this
Cedar & 31st I think
Cedar & 31st I think
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
430k of us vs. 2k of them, we're gonna win this
Cedar & 31st I think
Cedar & 31st I think
My buddy, a proud Hoosier, is there and I can't begin to fathom how crazy he's going
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
My buddy, a proud Hoosier, is there and I can't begin to fathom how crazy he's going
This trade will always make no sense but maybe that's the point.
There was no rhyme or reason outside of Harrison doing Pelinka a solid.
The docs on this are gonna be wild.
There was no rhyme or reason outside of Harrison doing Pelinka a solid.
The docs on this are gonna be wild.
Dallas Mavericks star Anthony Davis has sustained ligament damage in his left hand, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Depending on second opinion and if surgery is required, Davis could miss a number of months.
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This trade will always make no sense but maybe that's the point.
There was no rhyme or reason outside of Harrison doing Pelinka a solid.
The docs on this are gonna be wild.
There was no rhyme or reason outside of Harrison doing Pelinka a solid.
The docs on this are gonna be wild.