Roberto José Andrade Franco
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El Paso–Juárez borderland ESPN writer [email protected]
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“Sir, UTEP, the Harvard of the Borderland, just beat a college named after Texas’ first president, in the city named after him too.”
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Not only does El Paso have a superior monument than Huntsville, but they also have the superior college football team.

UTEP, the Harvard of the Borderland, sleeps as winners tonight.
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UTEP and Sam Houston are battling to see whose is the worst team in college football
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Need to talk with therapist about this
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Oh that's right. Been watching this garbage offense for past few weeks that I forgot they actually scored touchdowns this season.
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Every time I want to believe in Locklear...
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UTEP, the Harvard of the Borderland, has scored touchdowns on back-to-back possessions.

I assume last time they did that was last season when they put a beating on NMSU, the DeVry of New Mexico.
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I’m still not sure Locklear is a FBS caliber QB but every time he plays, I’m more convinced that Malachi isn’t one.
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Utep celebrating touchdowns by breaking rocks with a pick axe seems like the sort of thing that’s going to seem very stupid as soon as someone stabs their leg
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If Scotty was half as good at offensive play calls as he is at burning through timeouts, UTEP would be unstoppable
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Trying to watch UTEP, the Harvard of the Borderland, but the CBS Sports app isn’t working.

Maybe it’s for the best
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As Hispañic Heritáge Month ends, feels like it was very muted this year. Didn’t see many brands pandering.

Even racists didn’t wear fake mustaches and sombreros out of fear they’d get picked up by ICE.
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Cowboys are going to finish the season with a 7-7-3 record
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Pickens makes me feel old by how I yell “HOLD THE BALL RIGHT” whenever he runs with it
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We’re back in the Antonio Ramiro Romo era.

Dak has to be perfect for team to win since the defense is shit.
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There isn’t a better QB than Dak Prescott right now
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People are saying Skylar Locklear is the El Paso Fran Tarkenton
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These WRs have let down Nelson all season
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Scotty was supposed to be an offensive genius, but this offense has been shit since he got here.

He must have used up all his creativity making up names for positions that already have names.