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Kirsten
@therealbartacus.bsky.social
📍mpls, state park enthusiast, Gemini, Golden Gopher, chaotic good, trout hero 🌈
I have a tent that is complete but has seen better days. Does anyone know if those are being accepted anywhere? Happy to just post it on Facebook marketplace with a strong description of the condition too
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Look I want to be inclusive but if you don’t know how to use the SSK at the post office when there is a line is not the time to try and learn
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bought a heat shield for my patio and also a propane heater so now it’s all over for you bitches we are having winter bonfires
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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These threats aren’t abstract. They are real. They’ve hurt the people I love. We all need to stand against this.
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Got some cute nails to start off the holiday season on top of not going to work all next week 😍
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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my library's policy.

Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading.

The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Remembered at the last minute Home Depot is helping ICE kidnap people and bought yard waste bags at cub. No one tell me what they’ve done wrong recently I just want to finish my fall tasks
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When I signed up for kickball I didn’t realize I was also signing up for watching wicked
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Pays to be my neighbor - maple apple oat cookies and white chocolate chip craisin
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dani California came on when I was driving home from an appt - I skipped school to buy the album and blast it with friends on my hard earned CD adapter in my shitty high school car. I called one of those friends and asked if she wants to ditch work early for HH so I guess I am still a bad influence
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wasn’t hiding being a baby gay very well because I loved love, angel music, baby by Gwen Stefani/the scissor sisters. If we count when I was still 16 in 2005 I listened to out of exile by audioslave a zillion times + in your honor, confessions on a dancefloor, and you could have it so much better
What perfect album came to it the year you turned 16?

1991 was a killer year for music; and I was torn between this and Gish. This won out because I don’t want to think about it too hard.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes I’m glad I don’t own a house because then I don’t have to deal with shit like this, but then I remember that my landlord cited property tax increase as a reason he was increasing my rent so
I love when newspapers compete for Most Boring Front Page Photo Possible
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
$364 to still have to come home and feed myself is unacceptable
Had dinner at Alma and literally came home to eat second dinner because they barely fed us …terrible service on top of it means that’s off the list for sure
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Had dinner at Alma and literally came home to eat second dinner because they barely fed us …terrible service on top of it means that’s off the list for sure
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My friends and I got kicked out of Stella’s after one of my friends was getting jostled too much by some bros pushing and shoving on the rooftop and threw up on someone - we were not formally banned but got a lot of shade from the staff next time we showed up
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
At Jaro’s and I think I’m on my way to being a regular they know the name of and tbh that feels dangerous in a NE bar
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m healed by this sun ☀️
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Excited to report I achieved my goal of fitting all the books onto my existing shelves and have given away the ones I finished this summer to be enjoyed by others and I feel accomplished
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My friends have been bringing me to their gym, which is so kind of them, but I gotta say I’m not impressed with all the instructors not accepting my reasoning that I’m just trying to ease back into it….thats how you don’t retain a new client by not letting them settle in at their own pace
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s wild to me how few people have seen the aurora before - my family tends to live in northern places but I had no idea it was so rare for people to see
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I caved and worked on the list 😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM