Nate Miller
@atarifan2600.bsky.social
-Smartass takes with no context
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
Walking your dog and letting him explore the smells is a different experience in the summer vs winter, when you can see him just trot from one pile of yellow snow to the next.
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Walking your dog and letting him explore the smells is a different experience in the summer vs winter, when you can see him just trot from one pile of yellow snow to the next.
Yes, I cancelled Spotify, but not before I accomplished one very specific mission:
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yes, I cancelled Spotify, but not before I accomplished one very specific mission:
If your face is drooping, you are experiencing weakness in an arm, your speech is slurring, or signs look like this- you might be having a stroke.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If your face is drooping, you are experiencing weakness in an arm, your speech is slurring, or signs look like this- you might be having a stroke.
I’ve named my fists WAIT and WHAT, because …
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’ve named my fists WAIT and WHAT, because …
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
I am a doggone son of a bitch; you better think about it, puppy!
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am a doggone son of a bitch; you better think about it, puppy!
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
Seeing the Biscuits is always a treat.
When traveling, my favorite bit is reading signs that are broken or partially lit and acting surprised at the results.
“WHOLE FOO? If only there were somebody to fight this menace!”
My family loves this and never gets tired of it.
“WHOLE FOO? If only there were somebody to fight this menace!”
My family loves this and never gets tired of it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When traveling, my favorite bit is reading signs that are broken or partially lit and acting surprised at the results.
“WHOLE FOO? If only there were somebody to fight this menace!”
My family loves this and never gets tired of it.
“WHOLE FOO? If only there were somebody to fight this menace!”
My family loves this and never gets tired of it.
Happy blackest Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy blackest Friday.
May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
May your thanksgiving have as much joy as Buddy with a gravy saucepan.
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
(This would be The Ike Reilly Assassination last night at First Ave.)
So far today I’ve made two pecan pies, vegetarian dressing, and a batch of Chex mix.
Happy Carbsgiving to all those that celebrate.
Happy Carbsgiving to all those that celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So far today I’ve made two pecan pies, vegetarian dressing, and a batch of Chex mix.
Happy Carbsgiving to all those that celebrate.
Happy Carbsgiving to all those that celebrate.
I told my boys that I was seeing Dillinger 4 on back to back nights, and they asked if it should be called Dillinger 8.
So proud of being out-dad-joked.
So proud of being out-dad-joked.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I told my boys that I was seeing Dillinger 4 on back to back nights, and they asked if it should be called Dillinger 8.
So proud of being out-dad-joked.
So proud of being out-dad-joked.
Checking in on da UP weather forecast- 100% chance of snow, 15-18” likely.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Checking in on da UP weather forecast- 100% chance of snow, 15-18” likely.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
So let’s keep our freakouts in perspective.
Suddenly faced with pangs of guilt I wasn’t expecting.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Suddenly faced with pangs of guilt I wasn’t expecting.
I know I can’t stop eating regular Ritz before I finish the stack, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to exercise self control with these.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I know I can’t stop eating regular Ritz before I finish the stack, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to exercise self control with these.
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
Abandon DEI
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
Target to Launch First-of-its-Kind Conversational, Curated Shopping Experience in ChatGPT
Target's new app experience in ChatGPT will stand out by offering curated browsing, multi-item purchases in a single transaction, fresh food shopping and multiple fulfillment options MINNEAPOLIS,...
corporate.target.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Abandon DEI
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
If you get a $6 pumpkin pie from Costco, they don’t even check to see if you’re going to wait until thanksgiving, or if there’s more than one person in the household that will eat pumpkin pie.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If you get a $6 pumpkin pie from Costco, they don’t even check to see if you’re going to wait until thanksgiving, or if there’s more than one person in the household that will eat pumpkin pie.
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
In this household, we don’t negiotiate with terrorists!
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In this household, we don’t negiotiate with terrorists!
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
Reposted by Nate Miller
dems are like oh look that sith apprentice is attacking their sith master we must be a big tent and welcome in that sith
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
dems are like oh look that sith apprentice is attacking their sith master we must be a big tent and welcome in that sith
I can remember a dragging out a tape deck, putting it in front of the Trinitron in the corner of the kitchen, turning on MTV and hitting record.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can remember a dragging out a tape deck, putting it in front of the Trinitron in the corner of the kitchen, turning on MTV and hitting record.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
There’s a lot of overlap between the guys that wear a shirt with a slogan like:
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There’s a lot of overlap between the guys that wear a shirt with a slogan like:
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.