Nate Miller
@atarifan2600.bsky.social
-Smartass takes with no context
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
Abandon DEI
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
Target to Launch First-of-its-Kind Conversational, Curated Shopping Experience in ChatGPT
Target's new app experience in ChatGPT will stand out by offering curated browsing, multi-item purchases in a single transaction, fresh food shopping and multiple fulfillment options MINNEAPOLIS,...
corporate.target.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Abandon DEI
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
Force employees to interact with shoppers
Let’s brainstorm at how Target could further alienate its base…
I know!
“Target partners with OpenAI to provide conversational shopping experience in ChatGPT”
I have never seen so much self sabotage.
corporate.target.com/press/releas...
If you get a $6 pumpkin pie from Costco, they don’t even check to see if you’re going to wait until thanksgiving, or if there’s more than one person in the household that will eat pumpkin pie.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If you get a $6 pumpkin pie from Costco, they don’t even check to see if you’re going to wait until thanksgiving, or if there’s more than one person in the household that will eat pumpkin pie.
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
In this household, we don’t negiotiate with terrorists!
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In this household, we don’t negiotiate with terrorists!
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
(After a few minutes of incessant begging, I invariably just cave in and give the dog some of this cheese.)
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dems are like oh look that sith apprentice is attacking their sith master we must be a big tent and welcome in that sith
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
dems are like oh look that sith apprentice is attacking their sith master we must be a big tent and welcome in that sith
I can remember a dragging out a tape deck, putting it in front of the Trinitron in the corner of the kitchen, turning on MTV and hitting record.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can remember a dragging out a tape deck, putting it in front of the Trinitron in the corner of the kitchen, turning on MTV and hitting record.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
The second song was ‘Whip It,’ and the mixture of confusion, shock, and joy still sticks with me today.
That’s art.
So excited to see Devo tonight.
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
There’s a lot of overlap between the guys that wear a shirt with a slogan like:
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There’s a lot of overlap between the guys that wear a shirt with a slogan like:
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
“rules for dating my daughter:
1: I have a gun
2: don’t forget rule #1”
And guys saying
“15 year old women are more than mature enough to consent to a relationship with a 50 year old man”.
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can flick through my feed as fast as I can, and everything is pinks and blues and greens.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Joyscrolling is a hell of a phenomenon.
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
@flowstateneworleans.com - @twindependent.bsky.social and I are heading to New Orleans over the holidays. Any suggestions on where to stay?
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@flowstateneworleans.com - @twindependent.bsky.social and I are heading to New Orleans over the holidays. Any suggestions on where to stay?
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
I’m going to do the quarter touristy shit and grab food from Verti marte, that’s all the thought I’ve put into it so far.
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
Does it count as getting Whammed if the store is playing a cover of Last Christmas?
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Does it count as getting Whammed if the store is playing a cover of Last Christmas?
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
On November 10th, Edmund Fitzgerald day. Have some respect.
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
This was certainly the way @absinthetics.bsky.social and I ran our sandwich shop.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This was certainly the way @absinthetics.bsky.social and I ran our sandwich shop.
You can make your own wordles now, and I was not ready for the task
You're invited to play a puzzle created by Atarifan.
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You're invited to play a puzzle created by Atarifan.
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Wordle Puzzle Created By Atarifan
Choose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You can make your own wordles now, and I was not ready for the task
You're invited to play a puzzle created by Atarifan.
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You're invited to play a puzzle created by Atarifan.
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THAT'S A WRAP
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
THAT'S A WRAP
I hung out with a pop-punk singer at the triple rock after hours. He punched me twice in the side of the head and he got 86’d.
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hung out with a pop-punk singer at the triple rock after hours. He punched me twice in the side of the head and he got 86’d.
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
Realized later that he was coked out of his mind.
I won’t speak any more ill of the dead, but wasn’t surprised by his passing.
(I quit admiring him after this, fwiw)
🚨Today’s siren calls for a double dose of laziness.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🚨Today’s siren calls for a double dose of laziness.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
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I think I’m going surprise a few of my fellow sandwich siren enjoyers with a Jackass inspired prank tomorrow.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think I’m going surprise a few of my fellow sandwich siren enjoyers with a Jackass inspired prank tomorrow.
Expected to sign in and find the results of the looms/sounders game, but my whole feed is nothing but dick.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Expected to sign in and find the results of the looms/sounders game, but my whole feed is nothing but dick.