Nate Miller
@atarifan2600.bsky.social
-Smartass takes with no context
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
-What’s playing on Touch Tunes
-Updates about my dog
I know I can’t stop eating regular Ritz before I finish the stack, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to exercise self control with these.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I know I can’t stop eating regular Ritz before I finish the stack, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to exercise self control with these.
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dwayne must have scored a new job after What’s Happening!!
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Those water bottle fill stations have a counter that report how many bottles they’ve save.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
The fancy water dispenser at work lets you choose flavors, electrolytes, vitamins and caffeine- and gives you a running counter too.
I probably don’t need 173mg in my water at lunch.
“"You don't always need a full-sized car to deliver a tube of toothpaste or pack of diapers. That's the insight behind Dot,"
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“"You don't always need a full-sized car to deliver a tube of toothpaste or pack of diapers. That's the insight behind Dot,"
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
This is the kind of thinking that just doesn’t occur to people that don’t have that innovator/disruptor/entrepreneur in ‘em.
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Next time you’re in Kansas City, swing by and look at the Concorde nose cone some guy has in his yard.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Rumor is that he wants it to be his sarcophagus, so I don’t know how much longer you have to take a peek.
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Twin cities, go outside and book northwest now!
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
This is taken right now while standing underneath a streetlight.
There’s something telling that I somehow go immediately to the fictional band of the fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There’s something telling that I somehow go immediately to the fictional band of the fictional band.
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight marks the first time I’ve ever bitten into a wafer-less KitKat.
I guess I blame tariffs?
I guess I blame tariffs?
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My new “Sonic the Hedgehog skankin’ to the beat” t-shirt.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
I can’t believe it was on the clearance rack.
At a crafting supply store.
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just caught a concert in which Will Forte and Weird Al doing the HOT-TO-GO choreography while singing Pink Pony Club was not the silliest moment of the night.
Tillamook was selling “butternaise”, a combo of their butter and kewpie. I just looked up when it was going on sale, and it sold out in two minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tillamook was selling “butternaise”, a combo of their butter and kewpie. I just looked up when it was going on sale, and it sold out in two minutes.
🚨Today’s siren calls for a double dose of laziness.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🚨Today’s siren calls for a double dose of laziness.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
It’s been a hell of a day already.
French keyboards do be looking like that, though.
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
French keyboards do be looking like that, though.
Happy Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Update: the Baja Blastening is happening.
Maybe it’s because all the ingredients are super cold… but they’re almost like anti-flavors. It doesn’t taste bad! But it almost doesn’t taste. It’s a little eerie.
Maybe it’s because all the ingredients are super cold… but they’re almost like anti-flavors. It doesn’t taste bad! But it almost doesn’t taste. It’s a little eerie.
October 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Update: the Baja Blastening is happening.
Maybe it’s because all the ingredients are super cold… but they’re almost like anti-flavors. It doesn’t taste bad! But it almost doesn’t taste. It’s a little eerie.
Maybe it’s because all the ingredients are super cold… but they’re almost like anti-flavors. It doesn’t taste bad! But it almost doesn’t taste. It’s a little eerie.
I wasn’t really expecting the Lego gameboy to be as close to 1:1 as it is.
I’m pretty impressed.
I’m pretty impressed.
October 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I wasn’t really expecting the Lego gameboy to be as close to 1:1 as it is.
I’m pretty impressed.
I’m pretty impressed.
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
Minneapolis- not burning but kind of radiant
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Minneapolis- not burning but kind of radiant
Evangelist% vs egotistical iron man%?
October 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Evangelist% vs egotistical iron man%?
I have been tempted to up my game with a butter wheel but it turns out that there are limits to my extravagant idiocy.
October 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I have been tempted to up my game with a butter wheel but it turns out that there are limits to my extravagant idiocy.
PUT THEM IN THE AIR FRYER FOR A FEW MINUTES
(I buttered one of these, I don’t know if it mattered.)
(I buttered one of these, I don’t know if it mattered.)
October 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
PUT THEM IN THE AIR FRYER FOR A FEW MINUTES
(I buttered one of these, I don’t know if it mattered.)
(I buttered one of these, I don’t know if it mattered.)
One of my favorite koozies.
(Unfortunately, I think the brand is defunct.)
(Unfortunately, I think the brand is defunct.)
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
One of my favorite koozies.
(Unfortunately, I think the brand is defunct.)
(Unfortunately, I think the brand is defunct.)
You got your ramen in my pizza / you got your pizza in my ramen, etc
(Not pictured: the $1.99 price tag, which goes against the fundamental concepts of both Totinos pizza and instant ramen. Brand synergy dynamics only go so far, I guess.)
(Not pictured: the $1.99 price tag, which goes against the fundamental concepts of both Totinos pizza and instant ramen. Brand synergy dynamics only go so far, I guess.)
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You got your ramen in my pizza / you got your pizza in my ramen, etc
(Not pictured: the $1.99 price tag, which goes against the fundamental concepts of both Totinos pizza and instant ramen. Brand synergy dynamics only go so far, I guess.)
(Not pictured: the $1.99 price tag, which goes against the fundamental concepts of both Totinos pizza and instant ramen. Brand synergy dynamics only go so far, I guess.)
Going with the classic.
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Going with the classic.