Tony Forbes
@thepunisintended.bsky.social
Sentient collection of aches and itchy spots. Wrote a buncha words about baseball rules: https://baseballbytherules.com
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays were a collection of circumstances that will likely never happen again. Their season was already a success well before last night, and what happened last night didn’t change that.
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays were a collection of circumstances that will likely never happen again. Their season was already a success well before last night, and what happened last night didn’t change that.
There’s a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin is screaming over the course of several consecutive panels, and that’s going to be me internally for the next six innings. Let’s Go Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
There’s a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin is screaming over the course of several consecutive panels, and that’s going to be me internally for the next six innings. Let’s Go Blue Jays.
This World Series game began a full two hours after I went to bed. It was still going when I woke up. It was still going when I got dressed. It was still going when I went down for breakfast. It was still going when I returned from breakfast…
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This World Series game began a full two hours after I went to bed. It was still going when I woke up. It was still going when I got dressed. It was still going when I went down for breakfast. It was still going when I returned from breakfast…
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"It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes..."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes..."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
"And when was that?"
"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
(Screaming internally)
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
(Screaming internally)
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The Toronto Blue Jays are going to the World Series.
For the first time since 1993.
Game 1 is Friday night, 8pm ET, in Toronto.
For the first time since 1993.
Game 1 is Friday night, 8pm ET, in Toronto.
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays are going to the World Series.
For the first time since 1993.
Game 1 is Friday night, 8pm ET, in Toronto.
For the first time since 1993.
Game 1 is Friday night, 8pm ET, in Toronto.
This, like pretty much everything e Bois and co. crank our, is superlative
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October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This, like pretty much everything e Bois and co. crank our, is superlative
Shout-out to all the posters getting their Dr. Manhattan memes together for this Tigers/Mariners game.
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Shout-out to all the posters getting their Dr. Manhattan memes together for this Tigers/Mariners game.
One important question is emerging from the MLB playoffs: who is Braelyn and why should I care that she is “out loud”?
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
One important question is emerging from the MLB playoffs: who is Braelyn and why should I care that she is “out loud”?
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
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Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
Today has been truly cursed, by which I mean I saw two cybers truck while out running errands
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Today has been truly cursed, by which I mean I saw two cybers truck while out running errands
Not a great start to what is ostensibly our last Isotopes game of the season …
September 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not a great start to what is ostensibly our last Isotopes game of the season …
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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My fingers have long been trained by muscle memory to type the word “test” for data-creation purposes, but today I learned that if your hand shifts down the keyboard juuuuuust a little bit, that becomes “twat,” which makes me hope no one comes looking at this data too closely…
August 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My fingers have long been trained by muscle memory to type the word “test” for data-creation purposes, but today I learned that if your hand shifts down the keyboard juuuuuust a little bit, that becomes “twat,” which makes me hope no one comes looking at this data too closely…
Visited my local library, where the pamphlet selection is… something.
August 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Visited my local library, where the pamphlet selection is… something.
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anyway, i'm having a hard week and will probably log off for a while to go pet dogs
June 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
anyway, i'm having a hard week and will probably log off for a while to go pet dogs
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For me, editing is about re-reading something I wrote, adding stuff I wish I’d said when I first wrote it, then deleting what I added when I realize I addressed that stuff in the next paragraph.
June 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
For me, editing is about re-reading something I wrote, adding stuff I wish I’d said when I first wrote it, then deleting what I added when I realize I addressed that stuff in the next paragraph.
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Of course it was Versace. Imagine holding back an outfit like this for the first month of your tour lol.
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June 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Of course it was Versace. Imagine holding back an outfit like this for the first month of your tour lol.
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While I appreciate that this is Very Much Not towards the top of anyone’s priority list right now, I’m really looking forward to the time that I can read a news alert and NOT immediately get Cake’s “Federal Funding” running through my head on a loop.
June 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
While I appreciate that this is Very Much Not towards the top of anyone’s priority list right now, I’m really looking forward to the time that I can read a news alert and NOT immediately get Cake’s “Federal Funding” running through my head on a loop.
Someone in the neighborhood is experimenting with powerful runes…
June 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Someone in the neighborhood is experimenting with powerful runes…
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It sure seems like men are too emotional to run the most powerful country on earth!
June 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It sure seems like men are too emotional to run the most powerful country on earth!