Tony Forbes
banner
thepunisintended.bsky.social
Tony Forbes
@thepunisintended.bsky.social
190 followers 150 following 3.5K posts
Sentient collection of aches and itchy spots. Wrote a buncha words about baseball rules: https://baseballbytherules.com
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
This World Series game began a full two hours after I went to bed. It was still going when I woke up. It was still going when I got dressed. It was still going when I went down for breakfast. It was still going when I returned from breakfast…
Reposted by Tony Forbes
"It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes..."

"And when was that?"

"This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."
Reposted by Tony Forbes
The Toronto Blue Jays are going to the World Series.

For the first time since 1993.

Game 1 is Friday night, 8pm ET, in Toronto.
This, like pretty much everything e Bois and co. crank our, is superlative
after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...
FOOL TIME, Part 1 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
Get more from Secret Base on Patreon
www.patreon.com
Shout-out to all the posters getting their Dr. Manhattan memes together for this Tigers/Mariners game.
If this game ends on a walk-off me might have an aneurysm.
Reposted by Tony Forbes
James G @orth.ca · 22d
Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"
One important question is emerging from the MLB playoffs: who is Braelyn and why should I care that she is “out loud”?
Reposted by Tony Forbes
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
Reposted by Tony Forbes
Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:

- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
We’re pretty used to being overlooked at this point. But if I had to describe the fan base’s mood in an image, it’d definitely be the one of worn-out Ben Affleck smoking a cig
Today has been truly cursed, by which I mean I saw two cybers truck while out running errands
Update: don’t think I’ve ever quite seen a sky like this at the ballpark…
Not a great start to what is ostensibly our last Isotopes game of the season …
Reposted by Tony Forbes
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
Reposted by Tony Forbes
My fingers have long been trained by muscle memory to type the word “test” for data-creation purposes, but today I learned that if your hand shifts down the keyboard juuuuuust a little bit, that becomes “twat,” which makes me hope no one comes looking at this data too closely…
Visited my local library, where the pamphlet selection is… something.
I read that they wanted to bring their fancy pitch machine on the road, and the powders (among other things) had to get jettisoned to make that happen. But then they’re not wearing them at home, either, so… 🤷🏻‍♂️
Reposted by Tony Forbes
anyway, i'm having a hard week and will probably log off for a while to go pet dogs
Reposted by Tony Forbes
For me, editing is about re-reading something I wrote, adding stuff I wish I’d said when I first wrote it, then deleting what I added when I realize I addressed that stuff in the next paragraph.