The ol' ALFer
@theolalfer.bsky.social
Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions.
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Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
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Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
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a dog dressed as a dinosaur is sweeping the snow with a shovel .
ALT: a dog dressed as a dinosaur is sweeping the snow with a shovel .
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Sent Willie out for snacks this morning... should I be worried that he's still not back?
a blue background with a person in the snow and the words you going shoping
ALT: a blue background with a person in the snow and the words you going shoping
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November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sent Willie out for snacks this morning... should I be worried that he's still not back?
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// Two days to go!
OFFICIAL TRAILER - Matthew McConaughey Live Stream Holiday Event
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
// Two days to go!
@knghnryviii.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving, buddy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@knghnryviii.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving, buddy.
Up late watching Wings on Antenna TV... who is this suave gentleman?
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Up late watching Wings on Antenna TV... who is this suave gentleman?
Did you turn on the TV today and wonder to yourself, why are they running holiday commercials, we just had the holiday? And then think, oh yeah...
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Did you turn on the TV today and wonder to yourself, why are they running holiday commercials, we just had the holiday? And then think, oh yeah...
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Something yummy
Something delicious
Something with a weird aftertaste
Something that would have been better cooked
Something that got away
Something yummy
Something delicious
Something with a weird aftertaste
Something that would have been better cooked
Something that got away
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Black Bear
Fox
Coyote
Golden Eagle
*Caribou photo taken in Banff 🍁
Caribou
Black Bear
Fox
Coyote
Golden Eagle
*Caribou photo taken in Banff 🍁
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Something yummy
Something delicious
Something with a weird aftertaste
Something that would have been better cooked
Something that got away
Something yummy
Something delicious
Something with a weird aftertaste
Something that would have been better cooked
Something that got away
I am here to inform you that if you haven't put up your Christmas decorations, you are officially late. If you haven't switched your playlist over to Mariah and Nat King Cole and Bing Crosby, you are late. And if you haven't yet bought my present, you are unforgivably late.
a cartoon character is dressed in a santa hat
ALT: a cartoon character is dressed in a santa hat
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November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I am here to inform you that if you haven't put up your Christmas decorations, you are officially late. If you haven't switched your playlist over to Mariah and Nat King Cole and Bing Crosby, you are late. And if you haven't yet bought my present, you are unforgivably late.
We're doing all this eating and watching TV and eating again tomorrow, right Willie...?
OH JOY!! BEST! HOLIDAY! EVEH!!!!!
OH JOY!! BEST! HOLIDAY! EVEH!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We're doing all this eating and watching TV and eating again tomorrow, right Willie...?
OH JOY!! BEST! HOLIDAY! EVEH!!!!!
OH JOY!! BEST! HOLIDAY! EVEH!!!!!
// Welp. Guess I'm gonna hope the power stays on, so I can stay in. There might be a lotta ALF posts.
🚨 Winter Storm Watch issued November 27 at 2:45PM CST until November 30 at 6:00AM CST by NWS Lincoln IL 🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
// Welp. Guess I'm gonna hope the power stays on, so I can stay in. There might be a lotta ALF posts.
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends.
This holiday appeals to me for some reason or other... 🦃🥧🥐🥔🍠🍲🌽🥛😴💤
This holiday appeals to me for some reason or other... 🦃🥧🥐🥔🍠🍲🌽🥛😴💤
patrick star from spongebob is sitting at a table with food and the words " don 't you think that enough food "
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is sitting at a table with food and the words " don 't you think that enough food "
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November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends.
This holiday appeals to me for some reason or other... 🦃🥧🥐🥔🍠🍲🌽🥛😴💤
This holiday appeals to me for some reason or other... 🦃🥧🥐🥔🍠🍲🌽🥛😴💤
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This week on ALFsplaining, the following things will never be referred to again:
⁉️ The basket they got so ALF could see Brian's play
⁉️ The Alien Task Force guy's broken arm
⁉️ Raquel's viking helmet
⁉️ The Tanners Lawn From That Specific Angle
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining - the detail oriented ALF podcast
⁉️ The basket they got so ALF could see Brian's play
⁉️ The Alien Task Force guy's broken arm
⁉️ Raquel's viking helmet
⁉️ The Tanners Lawn From That Specific Angle
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining - the detail oriented ALF podcast
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This week on ALFsplaining, the following things will never be referred to again:
⁉️ The basket they got so ALF could see Brian's play
⁉️ The Alien Task Force guy's broken arm
⁉️ Raquel's viking helmet
⁉️ The Tanners Lawn From That Specific Angle
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining - the detail oriented ALF podcast
⁉️ The basket they got so ALF could see Brian's play
⁉️ The Alien Task Force guy's broken arm
⁉️ Raquel's viking helmet
⁉️ The Tanners Lawn From That Specific Angle
Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining - the detail oriented ALF podcast
It's finally Fatten Up the Cats day, or what you humans call the day before Thanksgiving! And I bet you thought we Melmacians were never nice to cats!
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It's finally Fatten Up the Cats day, or what you humans call the day before Thanksgiving! And I bet you thought we Melmacians were never nice to cats!
Nu'Daq sold me a Cardassian egg, so they'd better.
do cardassians lay eggs
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Nu'Daq sold me a Cardassian egg, so they'd better.
// It went by unremarked. But two days ago was the anniversary of C. S. Lewis's death. I personally have found a ton of wisdom in his writing.
“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.”
— C. S. Lewis
— C. S. Lewis
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
// It went by unremarked. But two days ago was the anniversary of C. S. Lewis's death. I personally have found a ton of wisdom in his writing.
I'm just back from Whoville, Kate, and I picked up a couple roast beasts! They don't tell you this in the book but pretty sure it's mountain lion. 🤤
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm just back from Whoville, Kate, and I picked up a couple roast beasts! They don't tell you this in the book but pretty sure it's mountain lion. 🤤
It sure looks like a lot of space has been cleared out in the chest freezer, Willie.
What? Oh, of course, not that I would know this first-hand. I mean, you *do* have a padlock on it. So of course only you can know what's in it. Only you, Willie. You go right on thinking that.
What? Oh, of course, not that I would know this first-hand. I mean, you *do* have a padlock on it. So of course only you can know what's in it. Only you, Willie. You go right on thinking that.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It sure looks like a lot of space has been cleared out in the chest freezer, Willie.
What? Oh, of course, not that I would know this first-hand. I mean, you *do* have a padlock on it. So of course only you can know what's in it. Only you, Willie. You go right on thinking that.
What? Oh, of course, not that I would know this first-hand. I mean, you *do* have a padlock on it. So of course only you can know what's in it. Only you, Willie. You go right on thinking that.
Willie and Kate have gone to get the turkey the turkey the TURKEY! How far is the turkey store? Oh, I'm so excited! I hope they get two. Surely preparing an extra isn't that hard?
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Willie and Kate have gone to get the turkey the turkey the TURKEY! How far is the turkey store? Oh, I'm so excited! I hope they get two. Surely preparing an extra isn't that hard?
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🚨NEW!🚨
Over on the ALFsplaining Patreon we're looking into the short-lived UK version of the ALF comic and Ben gets a chance to do his Welsh accent.
But the "censoring" on the letters page has us intrigued. Help us out gang, what do *you* think has been obscured here?
Patreon.com/ALFsplainingExtra
Over on the ALFsplaining Patreon we're looking into the short-lived UK version of the ALF comic and Ben gets a chance to do his Welsh accent.
But the "censoring" on the letters page has us intrigued. Help us out gang, what do *you* think has been obscured here?
Patreon.com/ALFsplainingExtra
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
🚨NEW!🚨
Over on the ALFsplaining Patreon we're looking into the short-lived UK version of the ALF comic and Ben gets a chance to do his Welsh accent.
But the "censoring" on the letters page has us intrigued. Help us out gang, what do *you* think has been obscured here?
Patreon.com/ALFsplainingExtra
Over on the ALFsplaining Patreon we're looking into the short-lived UK version of the ALF comic and Ben gets a chance to do his Welsh accent.
But the "censoring" on the letters page has us intrigued. Help us out gang, what do *you* think has been obscured here?
Patreon.com/ALFsplainingExtra
So who among you wants to cook me a Melmacian Thanksgiving? Kate has refused. Seems she has objections to skinning and deep frying it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
So who among you wants to cook me a Melmacian Thanksgiving? Kate has refused. Seems she has objections to skinning and deep frying it.
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It's an action-packed #Thanksgiving episode of ALFsplaining (the ALF podcast) this week as:
🦃 ALF eats some wax fruit, but not the pumpkin jello!
🦃 Willie retrieves his wardrobe from the bins, and threatens a homeless man with a crowbar!
It's all happening at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
🦃 ALF eats some wax fruit, but not the pumpkin jello!
🦃 Willie retrieves his wardrobe from the bins, and threatens a homeless man with a crowbar!
It's all happening at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It's an action-packed #Thanksgiving episode of ALFsplaining (the ALF podcast) this week as:
🦃 ALF eats some wax fruit, but not the pumpkin jello!
🦃 Willie retrieves his wardrobe from the bins, and threatens a homeless man with a crowbar!
It's all happening at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
🦃 ALF eats some wax fruit, but not the pumpkin jello!
🦃 Willie retrieves his wardrobe from the bins, and threatens a homeless man with a crowbar!
It's all happening at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
I watched Garfield's Thanksgiving special tonight. My totally unbiased objective review is that it sucks donkey balls and my special is much better.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I watched Garfield's Thanksgiving special tonight. My totally unbiased objective review is that it sucks donkey balls and my special is much better.