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I was stabbed in the nuts with a real knife while playing MacGruber (true story).
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I was stabbed in the nuts with a real knife while playing MacGruber (true story).
It will be another case where the shooter has a complex and unconvenient narrative that is their deep story. But if you look at the math of who would benefit from a shooting of National Guard right now... it points right back at that one group of people who would self-justify such an action
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It will be another case where the shooter has a complex and unconvenient narrative that is their deep story. But if you look at the math of who would benefit from a shooting of National Guard right now... it points right back at that one group of people who would self-justify such an action
Thanks, AI!
Posting this a good 45 minutes after this interaction.
Posting this a good 45 minutes after this interaction.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Thanks, AI!
Posting this a good 45 minutes after this interaction.
Posting this a good 45 minutes after this interaction.
If Mike Johnson turns out to be a treacherous Synthetic in the Alien films tradition... it would explain a lot. Pretty sure the guy ends up bleeding milk when the next Jan 6 goes wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
If Mike Johnson turns out to be a treacherous Synthetic in the Alien films tradition... it would explain a lot. Pretty sure the guy ends up bleeding milk when the next Jan 6 goes wrong.
Post all the contrarian Reagan videos you want, this is also his fault.
October 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Post all the contrarian Reagan videos you want, this is also his fault.
Here's how I feel about the offbrand snacks at a gas station; a mixture of curiousity, sadness, and revulsion... but nothing neighboring desire.
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Here's how I feel about the offbrand snacks at a gas station; a mixture of curiousity, sadness, and revulsion... but nothing neighboring desire.
Call me crazy, but Pedro Pascal seems like a nice guy who would have supported trans rights without a sister. I'm not downplaying anything he's done, I'm saying he seems like he's across the board a decent human being, which is something we should all continue aspiring to be, unilaterally.
September 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Call me crazy, but Pedro Pascal seems like a nice guy who would have supported trans rights without a sister. I'm not downplaying anything he's done, I'm saying he seems like he's across the board a decent human being, which is something we should all continue aspiring to be, unilaterally.
National Day of Remembrance.
Seems like a good day to remember a lot of things a person said. Cash those receipts in public.
Seems like a good day to remember a lot of things a person said. Cash those receipts in public.
September 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
National Day of Remembrance.
Seems like a good day to remember a lot of things a person said. Cash those receipts in public.
Seems like a good day to remember a lot of things a person said. Cash those receipts in public.
I feel like the energy is slacking around here. One of these assholes a week, roughly 50 a year and we eventually get back to a rational society.
September 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I feel like the energy is slacking around here. One of these assholes a week, roughly 50 a year and we eventually get back to a rational society.
Did Carrot Top ever guest-host Leno? I'm getting the same energy.
September 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Did Carrot Top ever guest-host Leno? I'm getting the same energy.
James T. and Rahsaan Roland feeling the weight of infamy lift from their shoulders today.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
James T. and Rahsaan Roland feeling the weight of infamy lift from their shoulders today.
Creature design in Alien: Earth is mind-blowing.
September 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Creature design in Alien: Earth is mind-blowing.
I feel like there's a 50/50 chance that Trump's 2pm announcement is going to be some Caligula-esque proclamation that he is now a God and that he's marrying his daughter and/or a horse.
September 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I feel like there's a 50/50 chance that Trump's 2pm announcement is going to be some Caligula-esque proclamation that he is now a God and that he's marrying his daughter and/or a horse.
People flock to Jurassic Park movies, but goddamn Neil Young is still alive and playing music. Appreciate what you got.
August 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
People flock to Jurassic Park movies, but goddamn Neil Young is still alive and playing music. Appreciate what you got.
If MAGA has such a deep attachment to Cracker Barrel, I suppose we should set them all on fire.
August 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If MAGA has such a deep attachment to Cracker Barrel, I suppose we should set them all on fire.
I've been alive to see the entire history of the Criterion Collection, culminating in the worst cover they've ever produced.
August 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I've been alive to see the entire history of the Criterion Collection, culminating in the worst cover they've ever produced.
A little crazy, but instead of recognizing Newsome as the loudest shouter, but being paralyzed by his actual politics... maybe we demand he fix his fucking heart. Make his ass change to get those metrics to succeed. We shouldn't conform to these assholes, they should conform to us.
August 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
A little crazy, but instead of recognizing Newsome as the loudest shouter, but being paralyzed by his actual politics... maybe we demand he fix his fucking heart. Make his ass change to get those metrics to succeed. We shouldn't conform to these assholes, they should conform to us.
The Blue Angels suck, but if we really want the proper empathetic dread caused by the sound of machines of war that we know are killing people under America's Flag, we should update to drones already.
August 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The Blue Angels suck, but if we really want the proper empathetic dread caused by the sound of machines of war that we know are killing people under America's Flag, we should update to drones already.
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@fishengal.bsky.social @siciliansapien1.bsky.social @sophiemom.bsky.social @froggleggs.bsky.social @norariversbskysoc.bsky.social @mikethegoatguy.bsky.social
WELL, IT'S "CREEP" WEDNESDAY NIGHT ACROSS AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #2028Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TACO #ICEstapo
WELL, IT'S "CREEP" WEDNESDAY NIGHT ACROSS AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #2028Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TACO #ICEstapo
July 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@fishengal.bsky.social @siciliansapien1.bsky.social @sophiemom.bsky.social @froggleggs.bsky.social @norariversbskysoc.bsky.social @mikethegoatguy.bsky.social
WELL, IT'S "CREEP" WEDNESDAY NIGHT ACROSS AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #2028Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TACO #ICEstapo
WELL, IT'S "CREEP" WEDNESDAY NIGHT ACROSS AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #2028Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TACO #ICEstapo
Okay, this is super illuminating... but there's also a part where Epstein's investments/interest in cloning has a woman paranoid that the "suicide" was a clone, because the real Epstein got out. Never heard that one... kind of mind-blowing... nonsense... but what... no.
I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.
What I learned about rich people, conspiracy, Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from 2,000 phone calls.
www.motherjones.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Okay, this is super illuminating... but there's also a part where Epstein's investments/interest in cloning has a woman paranoid that the "suicide" was a clone, because the real Epstein got out. Never heard that one... kind of mind-blowing... nonsense... but what... no.
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
Personal request here for the REAL Epstein files.
July 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Personal request here for the REAL Epstein files.
When somebody makes an argument that supports the Constitution, people should shout "you're darn 'Tutin!"
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When somebody makes an argument that supports the Constitution, people should shout "you're darn 'Tutin!"
My cat killed three baby rats, and I killed a big rat with a trap.
Let's hope this is an omen.
Let's hope this is an omen.
July 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My cat killed three baby rats, and I killed a big rat with a trap.
Let's hope this is an omen.
Let's hope this is an omen.
