Mason
@themistermason.bsky.social
The philosopher Chryssipus died laughing after seeing a donkey eat figs.
No politics 🚫
No politics 🚫
Reposted by Mason
Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/
Reposted by Mason
Lovely new video for Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) by George Harrison just dropped, directed by Finn Wolfhard surprisingly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d_...
George Harrison - Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) [Official Video]
YouTube video by George Harrison
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Lovely new video for Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) by George Harrison just dropped, directed by Finn Wolfhard surprisingly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d_...
Reposted by Mason
‘You Hate To See That,’ Announces Fan Secretly Thrilled About Rival Player’s Injury https://theonion.com/you-hate-to-see-that-announces-fan-secretly-thrilled-1819579476/
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
‘You Hate To See That,’ Announces Fan Secretly Thrilled About Rival Player’s Injury https://theonion.com/you-hate-to-see-that-announces-fan-secretly-thrilled-1819579476/
Reposted by Mason
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
Reposted by Mason
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
Reposted by Mason
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Reposted by Mason
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
Happy Unhinged Victorian era Christmas card season...
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy Unhinged Victorian era Christmas card season...
Reposted by Mason
Reposted by Mason
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
Every time I see this it always reminds me how great Rail Birds would be for a band name.
"Thanksgiving Menu at the Plaza Hotel in New York City (1899)" www.openculture.com/2025/11/than...
"Philadelphia chicken would be $66.65. So, the cheapest thing on the menu is Sweet buttermilk for $.10, but today would be $3.33."
"Philadelphia chicken would be $66.65. So, the cheapest thing on the menu is Sweet buttermilk for $.10, but today would be $3.33."
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every time I see this it always reminds me how great Rail Birds would be for a band name.
Reposted by Mason
No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition, Charlie Brown
We're Here To Talk About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown
Where Is Your God Now, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition, Charlie Brown
Reposted by Mason
Reposted by Mason
Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family
Reposted by Mason
Man Tentatively Takes Shot At Bad-Mouthing Girlfriend’s Family For First Time https://theonion.com/man-tentatively-takes-shot-at-bad-mouthing-girlfriend-s-1819577212/
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Man Tentatively Takes Shot At Bad-Mouthing Girlfriend’s Family For First Time https://theonion.com/man-tentatively-takes-shot-at-bad-mouthing-girlfriend-s-1819577212/
Reposted by Mason
OpenAI Reveals ChatGPT Primarily Used To Ask If Hot Dog Too Old To Eat https://theonion.com/openai-reveals-chatgpt-primarily-used-to-ask-if-hot-dog-too-old-to-eat/
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OpenAI Reveals ChatGPT Primarily Used To Ask If Hot Dog Too Old To Eat https://theonion.com/openai-reveals-chatgpt-primarily-used-to-ask-if-hot-dog-too-old-to-eat/
Reposted by Mason
vintage clickbait
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
vintage clickbait
Reposted by Mason
Dana White Can’t Believe Rabbits Still Getting Beneath Octagon Fence https://theonion.com/dana-white-cant-believe-rabbits-still-getting-beneath-octagon-fence/
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dana White Can’t Believe Rabbits Still Getting Beneath Octagon Fence https://theonion.com/dana-white-cant-believe-rabbits-still-getting-beneath-octagon-fence/
Reposted by Mason
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Eddie Guerrero!
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Eddie Guerrero!
Reposted by Mason
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn https://theonion.com/sister-insanely-letting-98-year-old-grandma-hold-newborn/
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn https://theonion.com/sister-insanely-letting-98-year-old-grandma-hold-newborn/
Reposted by Mason
Reposted by Mason
Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
Reposted by Mason
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
Reposted by Mason
HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
Reposted by Mason
Long Wang
www.pacific.edu/campus-direc...
www.pacific.edu/campus-direc...
Long Wang
www.pacific.edu
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Long Wang
www.pacific.edu/campus-direc...
www.pacific.edu/campus-direc...