Billy Foster IS The Secret Device
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"Fighting is out of fashion... fun is where the fear is."
I'm from the 1100's.
I'm from the 1100's.
Unfortunately, pardoned turkeys Gobble and Waddle are now on a fishing boat in the Caribbean.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Unfortunately, pardoned turkeys Gobble and Waddle are now on a fishing boat in the Caribbean.
Thing is, I can smoke a bowl of ganj and either be productive or veg out. The next day I feel fine. When I drink, I am not productive, can't veg out, and am sick and/or depressed for 2 days. And I love the taste of liquor too.
New Gallup poll shows that just 54% of Americans say they drink alcohol—"the lowest Gallup has recorded since first measuring alcohol use in 1939," per a press release. The trend coincides with growing understanding that even moderate drinking is unhealthy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thing is, I can smoke a bowl of ganj and either be productive or veg out. The next day I feel fine. When I drink, I am not productive, can't veg out, and am sick and/or depressed for 2 days. And I love the taste of liquor too.
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Medieval peasants would get the equivalent of an office pizza party when their lord required them to do extra work (a boonwork day). They’d get good bread, ale, beef and fish like this 15th century recipe for Barbel Boylled. youtu.be/CFXuZAGEO5c?...
How to Eat Like a Medieval Peasant
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Medieval peasants would get the equivalent of an office pizza party when their lord required them to do extra work (a boonwork day). They’d get good bread, ale, beef and fish like this 15th century recipe for Barbel Boylled. youtu.be/CFXuZAGEO5c?...
I'm getting back into baking things. Someone in my building is moving out and left a bunch baking trays of various shapes and sizes, a bunch of good spices that I need for some recipes, and a tasty looking bottle of hot honey. The universe provides sometimes.
a hand is reaching out towards a galaxy with the words `` the universe has your back ''
ALT: a hand is reaching out towards a galaxy with the words `` the universe has your back ''
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm getting back into baking things. Someone in my building is moving out and left a bunch baking trays of various shapes and sizes, a bunch of good spices that I need for some recipes, and a tasty looking bottle of hot honey. The universe provides sometimes.
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Ironically, I bet Kirstie Alley is really wishing she was still alive so she can do some cross-promos for this.
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ironically, I bet Kirstie Alley is really wishing she was still alive so she can do some cross-promos for this.
Yeah! Champagne!
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah! Champagne!
chuckleheads
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
chuckleheads
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Walter Payton uses a paper transfer to ride public transit on the 1979 RTA commercial.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Walter Payton uses a paper transfer to ride public transit on the 1979 RTA commercial.
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See this 1953 Plymouth Suburban two-door station wagon listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1953-plymouth-cambridge-suburban/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1953-plymouth-cambridge-suburban/
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
See this 1953 Plymouth Suburban two-door station wagon listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1953-plymouth-cambridge-suburban/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1953-plymouth-cambridge-suburban/
Happy Birthdayish to my one and only true love.
November 22, 2018: #mst3k season 12 debuted on Netflix. The very first (KTMA) episode had aired nearly 30 years earlier, on Nov 24, 1988.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy Birthdayish to my one and only true love.
RIP Jimmy Cliff. This song is very relevant still
youtu.be/pmc5H6zAi6M?...
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The Harder They Come
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff. This song is very relevant still
youtu.be/pmc5H6zAi6M?...
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Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached joy, defiance and resilience in such classics as “Many Rivers to Cross,” “You Can Get it If You Really Want” and “Vietnam” and starred in the landmark movie “The Harder They Come,” has died at 81. https://to.pbs.org/4ptgRug
Jimmy Cliff, reggae giant and star of landmark Jamaican film 'The Harder They Come,' dead at 81
Cliff was nominated for seven Grammys and won twice for best reggae album.
www.pbs.org
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jimmy Cliff, the charismatic reggae pioneer and actor who preached joy, defiance and resilience in such classics as “Many Rivers to Cross,” “You Can Get it If You Really Want” and “Vietnam” and starred in the landmark movie “The Harder They Come,” has died at 81. https://to.pbs.org/4ptgRug
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Same angle 62 years later
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Same angle 62 years later
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November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Story is not focusing on the actual interesting Estonian find:
"...an 800-year-old cross depicting genitalia that makes a sound when worn.
The metal cross has a hinged piece in the shape of a vulva that covers and knocks against an engraved penis design when moved around."
"...an 800-year-old cross depicting genitalia that makes a sound when worn.
The metal cross has a hinged piece in the shape of a vulva that covers and knocks against an engraved penis design when moved around."
DNA reveals stone age teenager as chewer of 10,500-year-old ‘gum’
DNA reveals stone age teenager as chewer of 10,500-year-old ‘gum’
The prehistoric birch tar found in Estonia contained traces of saliva that were analysed by genetics experts
A piece of stone age “gum” chewed by a teenage girl 10,500 years ago has been discovered by archaeologists in Estonia.
The Institute of History and Archaeology at the University of Tartu discovered the prehistoric birch tar had impressions of teeth marks and traces of saliva. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Story is not focusing on the actual interesting Estonian find:
"...an 800-year-old cross depicting genitalia that makes a sound when worn.
The metal cross has a hinged piece in the shape of a vulva that covers and knocks against an engraved penis design when moved around."
"...an 800-year-old cross depicting genitalia that makes a sound when worn.
The metal cross has a hinged piece in the shape of a vulva that covers and knocks against an engraved penis design when moved around."
I walked past a guy in an orange sweatpants with a matching orange sweatshirt under a black puffer vest. I was very close to asking him if he was headed to blow up the Death Star.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I walked past a guy in an orange sweatpants with a matching orange sweatshirt under a black puffer vest. I was very close to asking him if he was headed to blow up the Death Star.
Holy Shit. Wanna feel old? Sham wow guy is 61. Still an idiot though.
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'Not ShamWoW!!' Shock as ex-infomercial actor files to run for office as a Republican
A man best known as "the ShamWow guy" just filed to run for office as a Republican, according to filings.The candidate, who registered as Offer Vince "ShamWow" Shlomi in the filing, is seeking to repl...
www.rawstory.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Holy Shit. Wanna feel old? Sham wow guy is 61. Still an idiot though.
www.rawstory.com/republican-i...
www.rawstory.com/republican-i...
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Selling ice cream for charity to celebrate our birthday today. Open at 2pm. While supplies last.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Selling ice cream for charity to celebrate our birthday today. Open at 2pm. While supplies last.
My GenX music snobbery was incorrectly directed at 80's radio pop rock like Pat Benatar. I liked The Beatles but preferred The Bee Gees version of The Beatles (shhh). My fave album when I was 16 was "Songs That Got Us Through WW2". I've memorized most of those songs.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My GenX music snobbery was incorrectly directed at 80's radio pop rock like Pat Benatar. I liked The Beatles but preferred The Bee Gees version of The Beatles (shhh). My fave album when I was 16 was "Songs That Got Us Through WW2". I've memorized most of those songs.
When Flaurie was still single
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When Flaurie was still single