Billy Foster IS The Secret Device
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"Fighting is out of fashion... fun is where the fear is."
I'm from the 1100's.
I'm from the 1100's.
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Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
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Stephen Miller is now a common frame of reference to explain people in your life who were kinda shitty but just flawed people compared to a shitty person who is actually evil like Stephen Miller.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Stephen Miller is now a common frame of reference to explain people in your life who were kinda shitty but just flawed people compared to a shitty person who is actually evil like Stephen Miller.
Yo. Ol' Jim here can't afford this as he's busy saving up for a new suspension system for his rockin' Ford Festiva. But maybe you can.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yo. Ol' Jim here can't afford this as he's busy saving up for a new suspension system for his rockin' Ford Festiva. But maybe you can.
Omg they've already raised 86k!
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November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Omg they've already raised 86k!
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Here's what I will never understand about my parents. Born in the early 1940's. When rock and roll and all the new music that came out from the 1950's onwards, they said "Nah, we'll stick with Mario Lanza and The Jackie Gleason Orchestra". You can listen to it all you know.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Here's what I will never understand about my parents. Born in the early 1940's. When rock and roll and all the new music that came out from the 1950's onwards, they said "Nah, we'll stick with Mario Lanza and The Jackie Gleason Orchestra". You can listen to it all you know.
Talked to family while wearing my Bluetooth headset/mic tonight
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Talked to family while wearing my Bluetooth headset/mic tonight
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#ShittyCameraChallenge Black & White Tie Winter Wonder Challenge!
December 1st through January 31st, a B&W themed #ShittyCameraChallenge
Dress up cause it’s gonna be classy as fuck.
December 1st through January 31st, a B&W themed #ShittyCameraChallenge
Dress up cause it’s gonna be classy as fuck.
a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is adjusting his jacket .
ALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is adjusting his jacket .
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November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
#ShittyCameraChallenge Black & White Tie Winter Wonder Challenge!
December 1st through January 31st, a B&W themed #ShittyCameraChallenge
Dress up cause it’s gonna be classy as fuck.
December 1st through January 31st, a B&W themed #ShittyCameraChallenge
Dress up cause it’s gonna be classy as fuck.
Absence of Malice!
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November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Absence of Malice!
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
Another Thanksgiving agreeing with my cats that felines are the master race.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Another Thanksgiving agreeing with my cats that felines are the master race.
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27 November 1904 | A Polish man, Jan Bomba, was born in Gajówka Koszcze (Końskie County). A forester.
During the German occupation, he was a soldier in the Union of Armed Struggle.
In Auschwitz from 30 July 1941.
No. 19142
He perished in the camp on 20 January 1942.
During the German occupation, he was a soldier in the Union of Armed Struggle.
In Auschwitz from 30 July 1941.
No. 19142
He perished in the camp on 20 January 1942.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
27 November 1904 | A Polish man, Jan Bomba, was born in Gajówka Koszcze (Końskie County). A forester.
During the German occupation, he was a soldier in the Union of Armed Struggle.
In Auschwitz from 30 July 1941.
No. 19142
He perished in the camp on 20 January 1942.
During the German occupation, he was a soldier in the Union of Armed Struggle.
In Auschwitz from 30 July 1941.
No. 19142
He perished in the camp on 20 January 1942.
GenX was the last generation who could play indoor laser tag without issues.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
GenX was the last generation who could play indoor laser tag without issues.
Still relevant 40 years later
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William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
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November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Still relevant 40 years later
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I feel like 90 gallons of gravy wasn't enough.
In case anyone is curious, this was the Thanksgiving menu at The Last Waltz
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I feel like 90 gallons of gravy wasn't enough.
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Many point to an episode of WKRP as an iconic turkey scene in American television history, but this bit from Invader Zim is also iconic
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Gir - I Was The Turkey
YouTube video by GentleBrutality
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November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Many point to an episode of WKRP as an iconic turkey scene in American television history, but this bit from Invader Zim is also iconic
youtu.be/nuNAE1AV4ls?...
youtu.be/nuNAE1AV4ls?...
So my gut feeling prediction of what would happen in EP5 of Pluribus was right. My next gut prediction for the rest of the series is asking "How does the collective reproduce?"
a woman sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " when the pluribus episode is over "
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " when the pluribus episode is over "
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November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So my gut feeling prediction of what would happen in EP5 of Pluribus was right. My next gut prediction for the rest of the series is asking "How does the collective reproduce?"
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Proud disciple of the @karenattiah.bsky.social school of Don’t Let the Fascists be Stronger than You.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Not everybody saw this show but all those that did started a band
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not everybody saw this show but all those that did started a band
I was 20 minutes into it and was amazed how Seehorn seems to spread out and inhabit all the empty spaces in this episode. Like Carol is opening up and spreading out in ways she never has before.
An early episode of #Pluribus means an early recap drop, in which I had a blast watching Rhea Seehorn carry almost the entire hour on her shoulders alone:
‘Pluribus’ Episode 5 Recap: Rhea Seehorn Successfully Carries the Sci-Fi Show's Most Surprising Hour All by Herself
In Pluribus Episode 5, the Others take a break from Carol, leaving Rhea Seehorn to carry most of the hour all by herself in a stunning performance.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I was 20 minutes into it and was amazed how Seehorn seems to spread out and inhabit all the empty spaces in this episode. Like Carol is opening up and spreading out in ways she never has before.
I think Thanksgiving dinner should be cheeseburger sandwiches of all shapes and sizes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think Thanksgiving dinner should be cheeseburger sandwiches of all shapes and sizes.
Cleaning off the stand mixer and making a cheesecake dessert for the first time in 15 years is like rediscovering a super power I forgot I had. Super easy recipe, and super tasty. I don't think it's traditionally Mexican though, despite it's many names
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12535...
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12535...
a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a sign that says dread
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a sign that says dread
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November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cleaning off the stand mixer and making a cheesecake dessert for the first time in 15 years is like rediscovering a super power I forgot I had. Super easy recipe, and super tasty. I don't think it's traditionally Mexican though, despite it's many names
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12535...
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/12535...
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus fights The Father while The Holy Spirit shoots lightning from it's fingers until Jesus throws The Holy Spirit down a shaft.
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus fights The Father while The Holy Spirit shoots lightning from it's fingers until Jesus throws The Holy Spirit down a shaft.