Emily
@themerriest.bsky.social
Aspiring starving poet. Weird mom. Oversharing on the internet since 1999. She/her. Let's be pen pals: https://overshare.beehiiv.com
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Emily
@themerriest.bsky.social
· Jun 30
Get in the slide with me, we’re doing MySpace angle selfies.
Drifting off to sleep on the couch (because in THIS house we quarantine) and I smell ketchup but do not see ketchup, and please fog don’t let me wake up with it in my hair, amen.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Drifting off to sleep on the couch (because in THIS house we quarantine) and I smell ketchup but do not see ketchup, and please fog don’t let me wake up with it in my hair, amen.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I have so many words muted and I just took Nyquil. Only the abstract posts are getting in and there isn’t enough brain power to decode them.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I have so many words muted and I just took Nyquil. Only the abstract posts are getting in and there isn’t enough brain power to decode them.
I saw the tv glow scream dot gif
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I saw the tv glow scream dot gif
Reposted by Emily
You don’t have to tell me Idle Hands rules, I know Idle Hands rules, it has Dragula and Static X on the soundtrack, we’re on Bluesky we’re all the exact age to recognize Idle Hands as the classic that it is
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
You don’t have to tell me Idle Hands rules, I know Idle Hands rules, it has Dragula and Static X on the soundtrack, we’re on Bluesky we’re all the exact age to recognize Idle Hands as the classic that it is
I don’t ever need Isaac Mizrahi to know a single fact.
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I don’t ever need Isaac Mizrahi to know a single fact.
We thank her for her service. 🫡
Me, pulling it together: Okay, and a dessert melatonin gummy, a nightcap of water, and we’re done.
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
We thank her for her service. 🫡
Tobias, very likely the genesis of my whole thing for sad boys.
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Tobias, very likely the genesis of my whole thing for sad boys.
Me, on the verge of a nervous breakdown: This split of prosecco needs something.
Me, also on the verge of a nervous breakdown, peeling pepperoni off a leftover slice of kids pizza: Mhmm, for sure. On it.
Me, also on the verge of a nervous breakdown, peeling pepperoni off a leftover slice of kids pizza: Mhmm, for sure. On it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Me, on the verge of a nervous breakdown: This split of prosecco needs something.
Me, also on the verge of a nervous breakdown, peeling pepperoni off a leftover slice of kids pizza: Mhmm, for sure. On it.
Me, also on the verge of a nervous breakdown, peeling pepperoni off a leftover slice of kids pizza: Mhmm, for sure. On it.
Be the colleague doing someone the mercy of muting them after they do a big sigh and said “oh fuck” in a meeting that you want to see in the world.
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Be the colleague doing someone the mercy of muting them after they do a big sigh and said “oh fuck” in a meeting that you want to see in the world.
Sparkles is serving today.
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Sparkles is serving today.
CHLOE QISHA, BABY
GROUP 9
😱"SEX, DRUGS AND EXISTENTIAL DREAD": 32.6% (WINNER)
🐪"Egypt (Remix)": 29% (Qualifies)
👮"Cops & Robbers": 23.2% (Eliminated)
🐎"High Horse": 15.2% (Eliminated)
A win for B-Pop, a continued losing streak for K-Pop...
😱"SEX, DRUGS AND EXISTENTIAL DREAD": 32.6% (WINNER)
🐪"Egypt (Remix)": 29% (Qualifies)
👮"Cops & Robbers": 23.2% (Eliminated)
🐎"High Horse": 15.2% (Eliminated)
A win for B-Pop, a continued losing streak for K-Pop...
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
CHLOE QISHA, BABY
I really am
I'm gonna get him back
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I really am
iCloud wrapped but it's just how many times you used Find My Phone and then you have to live in shame forever.
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
iCloud wrapped but it's just how many times you used Find My Phone and then you have to live in shame forever.
Literally crying because of what a big deal this is. I did my master's thesis on it and the impact of it is so, so big.
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Literally crying because of what a big deal this is. I did my master's thesis on it and the impact of it is so, so big.
The Last Dinner Party vs. Sharon Van Etten is TOUGH.
#PeoplesPop25 MATCH 8
1 BLOOD ORANGE ft CAROLINE POLACHEK & LORDE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0D...
2 THE LAST DINNER PARTY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPT9...
3 SHARON VAN ETTEN! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3a...
4 STEREOLAB! www.youtube.com/watch?v=50JE...
Vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
1 BLOOD ORANGE ft CAROLINE POLACHEK & LORDE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0D...
2 THE LAST DINNER PARTY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPT9...
3 SHARON VAN ETTEN! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3a...
4 STEREOLAB! www.youtube.com/watch?v=50JE...
Vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The Last Dinner Party vs. Sharon Van Etten is TOUGH.
Reposted by Emily
Hugs from the hug guy.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hugs from the hug guy.
1 goes very Michelle Branch’s The Spirit Room to me. (Complimentary.)
#PeoplesPop25 MATCH 4
1 HITSUJIBUNGAKU! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLQ...
2 SILVY KUMALUSARI! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRe...
3 LEXIE LIU! www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5aF...
4 BLAQ MAJOR &c! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1c...
Vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
1 HITSUJIBUNGAKU! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLQ...
2 SILVY KUMALUSARI! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRe...
3 LEXIE LIU! www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5aF...
4 BLAQ MAJOR &c! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1c...
Vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
1 goes very Michelle Branch’s The Spirit Room to me. (Complimentary.)
Time to log off and touch grass. 💕
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Time to log off and touch grass. 💕
Reposted by Emily
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
“I don’t like your new glasses, Mom.”
My dude, it is 7 a.m.
My dude, it is 7 a.m.
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
“I don’t like your new glasses, Mom.”
My dude, it is 7 a.m.
My dude, it is 7 a.m.
Disability isn’t a binary. Theres a whole fluctuating spectrum of ability because bodies are gonna body.
Also how refreshing to see someone both identify barriers AND suggest some ideas to minimize their impact.
Also how refreshing to see someone both identify barriers AND suggest some ideas to minimize their impact.
We're back — and our first feature of the year is a meticulous dissection of "Jetway Jesus", the "airport wheelchair miracle", and the people who perpetuate this insidious and persistent myth.
theupfront.media/disabled-pas...
theupfront.media/disabled-pas...
Disabled passengers, airport wheelchairs and the pernicious myth of “Jetway Jesus”
Clickbait hacks aside, perpetuating inaccuracies about disabled passengers and wheelchair users is wrong — and counterproductive for aviation
theupfront.media
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Disability isn’t a binary. Theres a whole fluctuating spectrum of ability because bodies are gonna body.
Also how refreshing to see someone both identify barriers AND suggest some ideas to minimize their impact.
Also how refreshing to see someone both identify barriers AND suggest some ideas to minimize their impact.