Emily
@themerriest.bsky.social
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Aspiring starving poet. Weird mom. Oversharing on the internet since 1999. She/her. Let's be pen pals: https://overshare.beehiiv.com
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Get in the slide with me, we’re doing MySpace angle selfies.
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Psyched to see a parent talk about doing the reading! I’ve learned so much about disability rights because of my kids. Excited to see more of these columns. ❤️
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I would have read that at Forum, 100%.
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The multiple pop culture
“critics”—all women so far???—calling Keaton a feminist icon, talking about Annie Hall, sometimes even naming the director, then dropping that particular thread? Really shocking to me!
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I’m sorry, but to mention Annie Hall and not contextualize Woody Allen (or her long-standing defense of him) is mind boggling to me.
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One thing about me is that I ADORE a two-hander so obviously I gotta go Destination Wedding.
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Without saying The Matrix, Fav Keanu Reeves Film?
Keanu Reeves in a black suit and grey scarf short messy black hair trimmed grey beard smiling in front of a pink background. hot.

"When the people you love are gone, you're alone."
themerriest.bsky.social
How it started: I tried to thread a sewing machine for 45 minutes today. I don’t think I was successful.
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You should frame this!
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Logan re: a recent celebrity death: “Do you think hell is too hot for turtlenecks?“
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Sometimes I swear they’re posing.
An orange teardrop shaped leaf at a jaunty angle centered on top of a black strip of repaired asphalt in a parking lot.
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I’ve had one every day this week and I think I might hate them now.
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Tachyphylaxis but for iced chai lattes with cold foam.
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I knew I knew it, just couldn’t place it! Obviously too well lit to be the Press Office. haha
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Which office is this?
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Post you from a different era. (2005)
A younger me wearing a jean jacket and a high school ring, holding two packets of Sweet and Lo and emptying them into a large iced tea with a lemon on the rim, sitting in a booth in the smoking section (!) at House of Pies in Houston.
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I told my husband I didn’t doomscroll this morning and in response my brain just generated it’s own doomscroll, then he told me that’s just called having thoughts??
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I'm doing it right now.
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It’s insane that she’s 35, I feel like the cultural perception of her is that she’s a child who needs to be protected from all critique.
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Don’t worry, I find it very funny now. How did I have an accent for only one word? 😂
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A true thing about me is that I wrote my first poyim as a child in Texas and was so embarrassed about how I said the word that I didn’t say it for YEARS until I started my BFA program and would quietly say “poem” to myself over and over in my room.
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poyim
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got to ask @tricialockwood.bsky.social the important questions last night like for instance “is the worst way to pronounce poem with a y in the middle of the word”