Kyle
@thekeelog.bsky.social
"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
I can't speak to the actual game yet, but putting a few minutes of traditional Legend of Zelda gameplay at the front of Echoes of Wisdom is just fucking cruel.
"Hey. We could've made the whole game out of this. We DIDN'T, but we just wanted to remind you that we still know how."
"Hey. We could've made the whole game out of this. We DIDN'T, but we just wanted to remind you that we still know how."
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I can't speak to the actual game yet, but putting a few minutes of traditional Legend of Zelda gameplay at the front of Echoes of Wisdom is just fucking cruel.
"Hey. We could've made the whole game out of this. We DIDN'T, but we just wanted to remind you that we still know how."
"Hey. We could've made the whole game out of this. We DIDN'T, but we just wanted to remind you that we still know how."
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If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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This is the energy we are bringing to the end of 2025
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the energy we are bringing to the end of 2025
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Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things
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I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
I got a new high score.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I got a new high score.
As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's voters are some of the dumbest motherfuckers walking God's green earth. These are people who ate horse paste to combat a viral disease and who heard this dopey bitch talking about weather control and Jewish space lasers and though, "yes, this woman should represent me."
MTG “had the courage to leave her ‘abuser.’ The question now is whether anyone else will follow her lead.”
“.. ‘I think she’s reading the room in the country, and she’s smart enough to get out in front of it.’”
@maryellenklas.bsky.social
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
“.. ‘I think she’s reading the room in the country, and she’s smart enough to get out in front of it.’”
@maryellenklas.bsky.social
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's voters are some of the dumbest motherfuckers walking God's green earth. These are people who ate horse paste to combat a viral disease and who heard this dopey bitch talking about weather control and Jewish space lasers and though, "yes, this woman should represent me."
Bullshit, he didn't have possession
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bullshit, he didn't have possession
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The blatant neuroses on display all throughout Ohio State-Michigan are so great. No other game has anywhere near this amount of "if you don't go for it on fourth down you're a coward" going on
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The blatant neuroses on display all throughout Ohio State-Michigan are so great. No other game has anywhere near this amount of "if you don't go for it on fourth down you're a coward" going on
How the fuck are you gonna have SIX plays inside the THREE and not score?
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How the fuck are you gonna have SIX plays inside the THREE and not score?
There's absolutely no fucking way that was a TD.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There's absolutely no fucking way that was a TD.
That may be the single dumbest thing I've ever seen on on a football field.
Brother, there is such a thing as *too* hype.
Brother, there is such a thing as *too* hype.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That may be the single dumbest thing I've ever seen on on a football field.
Brother, there is such a thing as *too* hype.
Brother, there is such a thing as *too* hype.
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
SIX points being Ohio State's largest deficit this season is fucking wild.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
SIX points being Ohio State's largest deficit this season is fucking wild.
I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
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I am going to take your 🫵🏿 money go to the piggly wiggly buy gift cards and give them to people
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I am going to take your 🫵🏿 money go to the piggly wiggly buy gift cards and give them to people
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I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles
Look how these weapons formed against me prosper 😫
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November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Look how these weapons formed against me prosper 😫
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me seeing the first part of this post: lane you ARE a hoe. calm down
me reading the reporter's quote: together we can take down patriarchy coach
me reading the reporter's quote: together we can take down patriarchy coach
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
me seeing the first part of this post: lane you ARE a hoe. calm down
me reading the reporter's quote: together we can take down patriarchy coach
me reading the reporter's quote: together we can take down patriarchy coach