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"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
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I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I got a new high score.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's voters are some of the dumbest motherfuckers walking God's green earth. These are people who ate horse paste to combat a viral disease and who heard this dopey bitch talking about weather control and Jewish space lasers and though, "yes, this woman should represent me."
MTG “had the courage to leave her ‘abuser.’ The question now is whether anyone else will follow her lead.”

“.. ‘I think she’s reading the room in the country, and she’s smart enough to get out in front of it.’”

@maryellenklas.bsky.social
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November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Bullshit, he didn't have possession
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The blatant neuroses on display all throughout Ohio State-Michigan are so great. No other game has anywhere near this amount of "if you don't go for it on fourth down you're a coward" going on
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
How the fuck are you gonna have SIX plays inside the THREE and not score?
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There's absolutely no fucking way that was a TD.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That may be the single dumbest thing I've ever seen on on a football field.

Brother, there is such a thing as *too* hype.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
SIX points being Ohio State's largest deficit this season is fucking wild.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
👀
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I am going to take your 🫵🏿 money go to the piggly wiggly buy gift cards and give them to people
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Look how these weapons formed against me prosper 😫
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November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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me seeing the first part of this post: lane you ARE a hoe. calm down

me reading the reporter's quote: together we can take down patriarchy coach
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
10/10 ad, no notes
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Pumpkin pie with coffee before breakfast but I’m built different, and that build is thic
9:47 AM: time for leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem

It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If this wasn't my team, I'd spend every day hoping someone beat his ass with a sock full of oranges.
Patrick Mahomes, still good
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Maybe for this next Cowboys drive, just for a change of pace, they could fucking cover Lamb.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
PUNT GOD 🙌
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM