Kyle
@thekeelog.bsky.social
"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
I got a new high score.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I got a new high score.
As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.
I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.
As with most of 2025 America, the sages have foretold the path forward: LSU head coach Juice Kiffin
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
As with most of 2025 America, the sages have foretold the path forward: LSU head coach Juice Kiffin
I usually buy the store brand brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts because they're cheap as shit and I like the texture more than the real thing.
This week I bought a box of apple cinnamon Pop-Tarts™, and decided to have one last night at around 2am.
That was a mistake.
This week I bought a box of apple cinnamon Pop-Tarts™, and decided to have one last night at around 2am.
That was a mistake.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I usually buy the store brand brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts because they're cheap as shit and I like the texture more than the real thing.
This week I bought a box of apple cinnamon Pop-Tarts™, and decided to have one last night at around 2am.
That was a mistake.
This week I bought a box of apple cinnamon Pop-Tarts™, and decided to have one last night at around 2am.
That was a mistake.
I know these are obviously for kids, but shout-out to Tyson for coming up with the most depressing possible option for Thanksgiving dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know these are obviously for kids, but shout-out to Tyson for coming up with the most depressing possible option for Thanksgiving dinner.
That a full Dirty Dancing.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That a full Dirty Dancing.
Man, are you fucking kidding me?
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Man, are you fucking kidding me?
This lovely idiot once opened a plastic clamshell and ate all 11 remaining lofthouse cookies, and other than throwing up an almost sarcastic amount of bright orange frosting, he was completely fine.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This lovely idiot once opened a plastic clamshell and ate all 11 remaining lofthouse cookies, and other than throwing up an almost sarcastic amount of bright orange frosting, he was completely fine.
Whenever I stand up from my work computer, she reaches her paw out.
And yes, of course, as soon as I approach she tucks it back under herself.
And yes, of course, as soon as I approach she tucks it back under herself.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Whenever I stand up from my work computer, she reaches her paw out.
And yes, of course, as soon as I approach she tucks it back under herself.
And yes, of course, as soon as I approach she tucks it back under herself.
I'm 17 pages in and Reacher has just kicked a car so hard the airbags went off.
A promising sign.
A promising sign.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm 17 pages in and Reacher has just kicked a car so hard the airbags went off.
A promising sign.
A promising sign.
Sound the @mikegolicjr.bsky.social claxon, the sickos at Reese's are cooking again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sound the @mikegolicjr.bsky.social claxon, the sickos at Reese's are cooking again.
Yeah, but have you seen the butternaise?
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yeah, but have you seen the butternaise?
🚨MAYOR CLAPSADDLE🚨
Let's fucking go, Deacs.
Let's fucking go, Deacs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
🚨MAYOR CLAPSADDLE🚨
Let's fucking go, Deacs.
Let's fucking go, Deacs.
My favorite thing about AI is how it makes the machine that does nothing but math somehow suck at math.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My favorite thing about AI is how it makes the machine that does nothing but math somehow suck at math.
That's what I meant, the new bundle with ESPN. $40 and change after tax, and I was previously paying $29 just for Hulu and Disney+.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That's what I meant, the new bundle with ESPN. $40 and change after tax, and I was previously paying $29 just for Hulu and Disney+.
Last Week Tonight remains in a class of one.
Yes, that's Nick Offerman, and yes, that phone number works, and yes, I DO recommend you dial it right now.
Yes, that's Nick Offerman, and yes, that phone number works, and yes, I DO recommend you dial it right now.
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Last Week Tonight remains in a class of one.
Yes, that's Nick Offerman, and yes, that phone number works, and yes, I DO recommend you dial it right now.
Yes, that's Nick Offerman, and yes, that phone number works, and yes, I DO recommend you dial it right now.
This is when I knew I needed to close Costco and go make breakfast for myself.
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is when I knew I needed to close Costco and go make breakfast for myself.
Yeah Ryan, what about FCS?
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Yeah Ryan, what about FCS?
