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Kyle
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"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
I got a new high score.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
10/10 ad, no notes
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As with most of 2025 America, the sages have foretold the path forward: LSU head coach Juice Kiffin
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I usually buy the store brand brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts because they're cheap as shit and I like the texture more than the real thing.

This week I bought a box of apple cinnamon Pop-Tarts™, and decided to have one last night at around 2am.

That was a mistake.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I know these are obviously for kids, but shout-out to Tyson for coming up with the most depressing possible option for Thanksgiving dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That a full Dirty Dancing.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Man, are you fucking kidding me?
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This lovely idiot once opened a plastic clamshell and ate all 11 remaining lofthouse cookies, and other than throwing up an almost sarcastic amount of bright orange frosting, he was completely fine.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Whenever I stand up from my work computer, she reaches her paw out.

And yes, of course, as soon as I approach she tucks it back under herself.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm 17 pages in and Reacher has just kicked a car so hard the airbags went off.

A promising sign.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sound the @mikegolicjr.bsky.social claxon, the sickos at Reese's are cooking again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yeah, but have you seen the butternaise?
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
🚨MAYOR CLAPSADDLE🚨

Let's fucking go, Deacs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My favorite thing about AI is how it makes the machine that does nothing but math somehow suck at math.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh FUCK off
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That's what I meant, the new bundle with ESPN. $40 and change after tax, and I was previously paying $29 just for Hulu and Disney+.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ooooh
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
WHY DOES THIS WORK???
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Last Week Tonight remains in a class of one.

Yes, that's Nick Offerman, and yes, that phone number works, and yes, I DO recommend you dial it right now.
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This is when I knew I needed to close Costco and go make breakfast for myself.
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yeah Ryan, what about FCS?
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM