The Keeley Show
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Likes: echo chambers and hand gestures that can be interpreted as self-owns
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
Dislikes: wet socks, windsocks, white sox (til that owner guy vanishes)
Pinned
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
1989:
1989:
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OMG... Jeremiyah Love was swarmed but never down, runs it in for TD. Once again, the armed forces struggling on defense
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
OMG... Jeremiyah Love was swarmed but never down, runs it in for TD. Once again, the armed forces struggling on defense
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“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
WHAT IS THIS GAME
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
WHAT IS THIS GAME
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Frog rocker narcolepsy is IN
he really put his whole face on the pavement there
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Frog rocker narcolepsy is IN
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To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.
September 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
September 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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Really looking forward to a somber bagpipe rendition of YMCA
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Really looking forward to a somber bagpipe rendition of YMCA
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its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
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the barrel is full of pronouns
August 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the barrel is full of pronouns
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This BBC clip is wild: intense contrast between folks in Union Station yelling "Free DC!" as JD Vance, Stephen Miller, and the SecDef walk by, and then a hard-cut to that same trio in a Shake Shack belittling the hecklers while standing in front of sandwiches and…surrounded by literal soldiers?
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This BBC clip is wild: intense contrast between folks in Union Station yelling "Free DC!" as JD Vance, Stephen Miller, and the SecDef walk by, and then a hard-cut to that same trio in a Shake Shack belittling the hecklers while standing in front of sandwiches and…surrounded by literal soldiers?
The Rolling Stone and Wired are doing the real work these days while self-congratulatory boners like Jake Tapper fear for their access. @swin24.bsky.social the 👑
“I have received some guidance to avoid terms, like ‘camps,’ that can be twisted and used against the president, yes. Apparently some people think it makes us look like Nazis.”
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Rolling Stone and Wired are doing the real work these days while self-congratulatory boners like Jake Tapper fear for their access. @swin24.bsky.social the 👑
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this is the basic timeline
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
this is the basic timeline
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Taking a break from my child sex trafficking scandal to condemn the lack of manners among starving kids these days
July 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Taking a break from my child sex trafficking scandal to condemn the lack of manners among starving kids these days
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Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
July 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”
What the heck White Sox
July 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What the heck White Sox
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Silicon Valley is lighting hundreds of billions of dollars on fire to generate this slop.
July 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Silicon Valley is lighting hundreds of billions of dollars on fire to generate this slop.
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
1989:
1989:
July 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
1989:
1989:
Guys, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The NIH is certainly the Deep State’s website. His cankles are a sign of great strength, the likes of which we have never seen before
Why are all major media outlets reporting this with the WH framing of it being benign and common? It may be common in older and overweight people but it’s not too great
and you don’t want it.
NIH literally says it’s not a benign disorder.
and you don’t want it.
NIH literally says it’s not a benign disorder.
July 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Guys, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The NIH is certainly the Deep State’s website. His cankles are a sign of great strength, the likes of which we have never seen before
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Bonne Fete Nationale
July 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bonne Fete Nationale
NYT: President makes impassioned plea to refocus Americans’ attention
a deranged Trump claims Obama and Hillary wrote the Epstein files and urges people to not care about them 🥴
July 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
NYT: President makes impassioned plea to refocus Americans’ attention
This just isn’t as impactful without effusive praise of Dear Leader
Seriously please come back
Seriously please come back
The flash flooding in Central Texas is absolutely heartbreaking. Michelle and I are praying for everyone who has lost a loved one or is waiting for news — especially the parents. And we’re grateful to the first responders and rescue teams working around the clock to help.
July 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This just isn’t as impactful without effusive praise of Dear Leader
Seriously please come back
Seriously please come back
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Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:
July 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI: