Area Functionary
@thejjharris.bsky.social
Standard deviant. It’s just a ride. Calmer than you are.
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Holy shit in Berks County too. This article says ICE is planning to open 23 (TWENTY THREE) of these things. Are people gonna wake up or not. Christ Almighty you don't NEED to be wilfully stupid you can just get on the right side of history
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Holy shit in Berks County too. This article says ICE is planning to open 23 (TWENTY THREE) of these things. Are people gonna wake up or not. Christ Almighty you don't NEED to be wilfully stupid you can just get on the right side of history
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Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it
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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
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I just want people to know that there is no active insurrection, no regular protests, no rioting or whatever. The only time people are in the streets is when masked armed ICE thugs descend on one of our neighbors to disappear them as part of a federal government-led ethnic cleansing campaign.
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I just want people to know that there is no active insurrection, no regular protests, no rioting or whatever. The only time people are in the streets is when masked armed ICE thugs descend on one of our neighbors to disappear them as part of a federal government-led ethnic cleansing campaign.
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This is where cities can learn from Chicago: www.no2ice.com
Free, LEGAL, resistance materials and toolkits for almost every situation.
I’ve heard they don’t even take donations so there is no tracking…hosted somewhere abroad..over there yonder. Somewhere where people are still free.
Free, LEGAL, resistance materials and toolkits for almost every situation.
I’ve heard they don’t even take donations so there is no tracking…hosted somewhere abroad..over there yonder. Somewhere where people are still free.
www.no2ice.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
This is where cities can learn from Chicago: www.no2ice.com
Free, LEGAL, resistance materials and toolkits for almost every situation.
I’ve heard they don’t even take donations so there is no tracking…hosted somewhere abroad..over there yonder. Somewhere where people are still free.
Free, LEGAL, resistance materials and toolkits for almost every situation.
I’ve heard they don’t even take donations so there is no tracking…hosted somewhere abroad..over there yonder. Somewhere where people are still free.
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they arent just trying to cover up the murder, they know an investigation will expose the full depth of ice and dhs’ depravity
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
they arent just trying to cover up the murder, they know an investigation will expose the full depth of ice and dhs’ depravity
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The WaPo's visual investigations team came to the exact same conclusion that The NYTimes' visual investigation arrived at.
Breaking news: A frame-by-frame analysis of video footage from a deadly encounter in Minneapolis between ICE agents and a 37-year-old woman raises questions about accounts from officials like Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem.
Video shows ICE agent in Minneapolis fired at driver as vehicle veered past him
A frame-by-frame analysis of video footage raises questions about claims by President Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem.
wapo.st
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The WaPo's visual investigations team came to the exact same conclusion that The NYTimes' visual investigation arrived at.
First thing I notice about this thread is how incredibly well-researched it is, the second is how LONG it is…
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
First thing I notice about this thread is how incredibly well-researched it is, the second is how LONG it is…
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I, uh, cannot imagine the level of anger necessary for an Epsicopal bishop to openly say “I worry you are all going to Hell.”
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I, uh, cannot imagine the level of anger necessary for an Epsicopal bishop to openly say “I worry you are all going to Hell.”
this does sound like the funniest possible ending
Placing a large Polymarket bet on nuclear war minutes before entering the launch codes
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
this does sound like the funniest possible ending
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There is something funny about kidnapping a country's leader, leaving, and then saying you run the country now. I think you have to do a bunch more stuff for that. And have to be over there, not in Florida.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
There is something funny about kidnapping a country's leader, leaving, and then saying you run the country now. I think you have to do a bunch more stuff for that. And have to be over there, not in Florida.
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
The WHAZZZZUUUUUP of the mid 20’s
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The WHAZZZZUUUUUP of the mid 20’s
As a matter of fact, it’s all dark.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As a matter of fact, it’s all dark.
@davidlemieux.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE =) hold onto your jacket
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@davidlemieux.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE =) hold onto your jacket
so glad the Red Sox don’t have that albatross of a mookie betts contract to keep them from being competitive for years to come
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
so glad the Red Sox don’t have that albatross of a mookie betts contract to keep them from being competitive for years to come
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Government Contractor class is something we don’t talk about enough.
New from 404 Media: a CIA contractor used classified CIA systems as "his own personal Google," according to a court record we reviewed. The details are staggering: sold classified info to a foreign client accused of embezzlement. Sold info to U.S. lobbying firm
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www.404media.co/contractor-u...
Contractor Used Classified CIA Systems as ‘His Own Personal Google’
Dale Britt Bendler “earned approximately $360,000 in private client fees while also working as a full-time CIA contractor with daily access to highly classified material that he searched like it was...
www.404media.co
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Government Contractor class is something we don’t talk about enough.
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The "opposition," everybody!
National day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk motion passed the Senate by unanimous consent.
Zero Democrats objected, which would have stopped it.
Tommy Tuberville is presiding — and smirking.
www.c-span.org/networks/?ch...
Zero Democrats objected, which would have stopped it.
Tommy Tuberville is presiding — and smirking.
www.c-span.org/networks/?ch...
C-SPAN 2 Live Stream | C-SPAN.org | C-SPAN.org
www.c-span.org
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The "opposition," everybody!
all this shit is causing my wife to look up words like “groyper” and “Pepe” and I might kms
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
all this shit is causing my wife to look up words like “groyper” and “Pepe” and I might kms
some of us weren’t told to not use certain ammo on the spotted lanternfly
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
some of us weren’t told to not use certain ammo on the spotted lanternfly
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