The Jenny Dix
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I’m kinda amazing, She/her, applause break here
Anyone got some really passive aggressive ways to put on a resume, “only mildly freakout when layoffs are happening and no news is available on who is still around, and able to come up with a plan to pick up the pieces in a matter of days” skill acquired: 2023, 2024, 2025
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Anyone got some really passive aggressive ways to put on a resume, “only mildly freakout when layoffs are happening and no news is available on who is still around, and able to come up with a plan to pick up the pieces in a matter of days” skill acquired: 2023, 2024, 2025
New followers. If I say or reference something along the lines of “my spoon is too big” or “for the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding” remind me to have some fiber and/or the sex was good.
If you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I will send you the video
If you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I will send you the video
a group of stick figures are standing next to a sign that says silly hats only
Alt: a group of stick figures are standing next to a sign that says silly hats only
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
New followers. If I say or reference something along the lines of “my spoon is too big” or “for the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding” remind me to have some fiber and/or the sex was good.
If you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I will send you the video
If you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I will send you the video
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Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.
If only I was in New York.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If only I was in New York.
It’s always nice when your muff gets fingered by someone who knows what they are doing
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s always nice when your muff gets fingered by someone who knows what they are doing
I realized I’m turning 50 in about 3 1/4 years. How the fuck am I that old? How the fuck do I feel so young? What the fuck should I do for my birthday? I don’t have that big of birthdays because of holidays beginning of the year and all that fun, but I do have some pretty big half birthday though.
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I realized I’m turning 50 in about 3 1/4 years. How the fuck am I that old? How the fuck do I feel so young? What the fuck should I do for my birthday? I don’t have that big of birthdays because of holidays beginning of the year and all that fun, but I do have some pretty big half birthday though.
8 years of hrt. Still happy. Still being me. Still forgetting my evening pills.
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
8 years of hrt. Still happy. Still being me. Still forgetting my evening pills.
“Why isn’t the water boiling, it’s been 10 minutes, I’ll give it another five” is how my body is doing today.
“Shit, I forgot to turn on the kettle” is how my mind is doing when I finally got up.
“Shit, I forgot to turn on the kettle” is how my mind is doing when I finally got up.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Why isn’t the water boiling, it’s been 10 minutes, I’ll give it another five” is how my body is doing today.
“Shit, I forgot to turn on the kettle” is how my mind is doing when I finally got up.
“Shit, I forgot to turn on the kettle” is how my mind is doing when I finally got up.
There is nothing braver than a trans woman sending a cis man she’s been flirting with a good full nude when she hasn’t disclosed.
And I never exaggerate! Ever!
And I never exaggerate! Ever!
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
There is nothing braver than a trans woman sending a cis man she’s been flirting with a good full nude when she hasn’t disclosed.
And I never exaggerate! Ever!
And I never exaggerate! Ever!
When did “landing the plane” become the go to phrase for “publish”, and how soon after 737 fell out of the sky did executives decide on this?
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When did “landing the plane” become the go to phrase for “publish”, and how soon after 737 fell out of the sky did executives decide on this?
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Here’s a joke that is still going strong 9 years in
October 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Here’s a joke that is still going strong 9 years in
I really hate agile when it’s rigid. You know, when it really isn’t agile.
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I really hate agile when it’s rigid. You know, when it really isn’t agile.
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Attention Attorneys:
Federal Trans inmate transferred to men’s prison. Denied medical care. Denied phone privileges.
Needs help.
youtu.be/4bYm4VIEAkM
Federal Trans inmate transferred to men’s prison. Denied medical care. Denied phone privileges.
Needs help.
youtu.be/4bYm4VIEAkM
A Kara Update and a Request for Advice
YouTube video by DeviantOllam
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October 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Attention Attorneys:
Federal Trans inmate transferred to men’s prison. Denied medical care. Denied phone privileges.
Needs help.
youtu.be/4bYm4VIEAkM
Federal Trans inmate transferred to men’s prison. Denied medical care. Denied phone privileges.
Needs help.
youtu.be/4bYm4VIEAkM
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Remember when we had air traffic controllers?
October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Remember when we had air traffic controllers?
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Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.
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The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.
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sure does suck to live in a future history book chapter
September 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
sure does suck to live in a future history book chapter
See!!! I do clean up well with an appropriate amount of church nipples for Folsom
September 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
See!!! I do clean up well with an appropriate amount of church nipples for Folsom
Yay Folsom! My plans include: flying safely, going thrifting with a friend, giving/getting a blowjob on the street and sending proof to a friend who said he would be proud and shocked that I did that, flying back safely, trying to connect with some fellow goons, and fixing a deployment for work.
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Yay Folsom! My plans include: flying safely, going thrifting with a friend, giving/getting a blowjob on the street and sending proof to a friend who said he would be proud and shocked that I did that, flying back safely, trying to connect with some fellow goons, and fixing a deployment for work.
What if the reason no one was raptured was because everybody sucks?
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What if the reason no one was raptured was because everybody sucks?
It would be really great if this anxiety attack just hit or jumped back into its shadows so I didn’t just wait. Yep… I’m having a panic attack about having an anxiety attack
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It would be really great if this anxiety attack just hit or jumped back into its shadows so I didn’t just wait. Yep… I’m having a panic attack about having an anxiety attack
I overslept because I thought it was Saturday because I had a dream that I redid Friday, but I got woke up from my boss asking if I got raptured. This is a weird Tuesday all around.
September 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I overslept because I thought it was Saturday because I had a dream that I redid Friday, but I got woke up from my boss asking if I got raptured. This is a weird Tuesday all around.