The Constable
@theiconstable.bsky.social
The internet’s only Voyager fan. Not sure if I’m a leftist because of Star Trek or a Star Trek fan because I’m a leftist.
My favorite moment from any Arkham game is in Origins when you’re sneaking through GCPD and pass over a room of about 30 cops - the superior officer is telling them about the bounty a crime lord put on your head. You’re supposed to keep going.
I always drop down and beat the shit out of them.
I always drop down and beat the shit out of them.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My favorite moment from any Arkham game is in Origins when you’re sneaking through GCPD and pass over a room of about 30 cops - the superior officer is telling them about the bounty a crime lord put on your head. You’re supposed to keep going.
I always drop down and beat the shit out of them.
I always drop down and beat the shit out of them.
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Batman would hate you
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Batman would hate you
I’m starting to get emails and documents from my superiors that I can tell are written by AI, and I deeply, fervently resent the expectation that I read any word of them.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I’m starting to get emails and documents from my superiors that I can tell are written by AI, and I deeply, fervently resent the expectation that I read any word of them.
It is both predictable and telling that the losers our meritocracy have deemed some very big brained boys that we must rely on for orbital infrastructure believe we can plop tech notorious for constantly needing to be cooled in an environment where room temperature vessels need massive radiators.
“orbital data centers” is actually the dumbest goddam thing ive ever heard, if you actually give this shit any credence you should lose power of attorney
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It is both predictable and telling that the losers our meritocracy have deemed some very big brained boys that we must rely on for orbital infrastructure believe we can plop tech notorious for constantly needing to be cooled in an environment where room temperature vessels need massive radiators.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784
he just like me fr fr
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
he just like me fr fr
“I’ve gotta kill 15 minutes” is such a raw way to express wasting time.
Really evokes mankind‘s violent animosity toward The Clock.
Really evokes mankind‘s violent animosity toward The Clock.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“I’ve gotta kill 15 minutes” is such a raw way to express wasting time.
Really evokes mankind‘s violent animosity toward The Clock.
Really evokes mankind‘s violent animosity toward The Clock.
Things that aren’t crime island that you could do with billions dollars:
- A home theater built to look like the bridge of USS Voyager.
- a personally tailored Klingon uniform.
- A Star Trek RPG with the mechanical depth of BG3 and the writing of Disco Elysium.
- every good cause on Earth.
- A home theater built to look like the bridge of USS Voyager.
- a personally tailored Klingon uniform.
- A Star Trek RPG with the mechanical depth of BG3 and the writing of Disco Elysium.
- every good cause on Earth.
I know the science is that a net worth of billions is likely to warp your brain but I just think there's so many things you could do with a billion dollars that does not involve going to crime island
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Things that aren’t crime island that you could do with billions dollars:
- A home theater built to look like the bridge of USS Voyager.
- a personally tailored Klingon uniform.
- A Star Trek RPG with the mechanical depth of BG3 and the writing of Disco Elysium.
- every good cause on Earth.
- A home theater built to look like the bridge of USS Voyager.
- a personally tailored Klingon uniform.
- A Star Trek RPG with the mechanical depth of BG3 and the writing of Disco Elysium.
- every good cause on Earth.
Guys, don’t worry about anything. I was assured twice yesterday by Amy Klobuchar that the solution for all this is for me to give Amy Klobuchar money.
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Guys, don’t worry about anything. I was assured twice yesterday by Amy Klobuchar that the solution for all this is for me to give Amy Klobuchar money.
The world is on fire, post ships
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The world is on fire, post ships
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January 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
All the debate about Trump’s comments on guns and how his supporters might reconcile that with their beliefs on the 2A is gonna get a lot easier to understand when you remember that their belief has always been that they should be allowed to have guns but their political opponents shouldn’t.
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
All the debate about Trump’s comments on guns and how his supporters might reconcile that with their beliefs on the 2A is gonna get a lot easier to understand when you remember that their belief has always been that they should be allowed to have guns but their political opponents shouldn’t.
I don't have to give it up for the Atlantic fascism article for acknowledging fascism, because it found the space to both pat itself on the back for understanding it now, but also still frame leftists as being wrong because "it wasn't fascist when THEY were calling it that".
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I don't have to give it up for the Atlantic fascism article for acknowledging fascism, because it found the space to both pat itself on the back for understanding it now, but also still frame leftists as being wrong because "it wasn't fascist when THEY were calling it that".
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Something the regime has not and seemingly cannot understand is that almost every photo of people resisting ICE makes the protesters look cool as hell.
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Something the regime has not and seemingly cannot understand is that almost every photo of people resisting ICE makes the protesters look cool as hell.
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
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"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
January 24, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
I'm too angry to articulate precisely how I'm feeling at the moment. I will say that I'll never forgive the people who enacted or enabled this. I'll never trust this system again, and my comrades are those who will hold these criminals accountable and help build a new system in the shell of the old.
January 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I'm too angry to articulate precisely how I'm feeling at the moment. I will say that I'll never forgive the people who enacted or enabled this. I'll never trust this system again, and my comrades are those who will hold these criminals accountable and help build a new system in the shell of the old.
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Alex Pretti took care of veterans as an ICU nurse. “He was a super nice, super helpful guy – looked after his patients," said @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social, who worked with Pretti both at the hospital and on scientific research. "I’m just stunned.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Man shot in Minneapolis by federal agents identified as VA nurse: ‘He wanted to help people’
Alex Pretti, 37, worked in the ICU at the Minneapolis VA Health Care System and had assisted on scientific research
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Alex Pretti took care of veterans as an ICU nurse. “He was a super nice, super helpful guy – looked after his patients," said @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social, who worked with Pretti both at the hospital and on scientific research. "I’m just stunned.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I took my daughter through adoption to go see Superman in the theater, and that final scene where Gary is playing the videos of Clark and his parents nearly had me sobbing.
congratulations to Superman for its Oscar nomination in the category Best Movie That Made Oliver Willis Cry And Feel Like He Was Five Again
a man in a blue and red superman costume
ALT: a man in a blue and red superman costume
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January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I took my daughter through adoption to go see Superman in the theater, and that final scene where Gary is playing the videos of Clark and his parents nearly had me sobbing.