Hawke Wood
@thehawkeward.bsky.social
Weird little goblin boi, arty farty type. [He/they]
AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch.
https://linktr.ee/TheHawkeward
AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch.
https://linktr.ee/TheHawkeward
Oooh it’s all kicking off in the house chat again
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Oooh it’s all kicking off in the house chat again
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Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
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![when your new doctor seems competent and has a pleasant bedside manner... [simpson's dog looking suspicious and saying that's suspicious....'] mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreibqizqk7n57oiwrvjt4g2axrs3sflnhz2h5qslrg3ln2shzepzily@jpeg)
Ya boi is *suffering*
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ya boi is *suffering*
Minmaxxing flu by having it so bad it literally counts as a workout
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Minmaxxing flu by having it so bad it literally counts as a workout
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Thomas and Martha Wayne will be like "I know a shortcut" and take you here
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thomas and Martha Wayne will be like "I know a shortcut" and take you here
Heard an injured animal howling/whining outside, thought a dog had been run over and rushed outside… it’s a drunk man singing.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Heard an injured animal howling/whining outside, thought a dog had been run over and rushed outside… it’s a drunk man singing.
Now instead of apologising she just looks at me like this
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Now instead of apologising she just looks at me like this
My wife will apologise for breathing so I’ve started offering her a kiss for every repressed, needless ‘sorry’ and let’s just say Pavlov had the easiest fuckin’ job in the world and I’m gonna need some chapstick
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My wife will apologise for breathing so I’ve started offering her a kiss for every repressed, needless ‘sorry’ and let’s just say Pavlov had the easiest fuckin’ job in the world and I’m gonna need some chapstick
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
11/10 love being a bother
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
11/10 love being a bother
Send me pics of your favourite unserious animals show me the freaks
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Send me pics of your favourite unserious animals show me the freaks
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Stop
Asking
Disabled
People
To
Work
For
Free
Asking
Disabled
People
To
Work
For
Free
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Stop
Asking
Disabled
People
To
Work
For
Free
Asking
Disabled
People
To
Work
For
Free
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Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
Just woke up feeling like my knees starred in Misery but I’ve done absolutely nothing and was in a normal sleeping position. Do not recommend!
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Just woke up feeling like my knees starred in Misery but I’ve done absolutely nothing and was in a normal sleeping position. Do not recommend!
Had a tough recovery/other illness combo and I’m finally starting to want to draw again weeeee
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Had a tough recovery/other illness combo and I’m finally starting to want to draw again weeeee
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Look at my sweet baby mitten 😻
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Look at my sweet baby mitten 😻
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gonna tell non-affirming family members that i’m trans because of something they did
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
gonna tell non-affirming family members that i’m trans because of something they did
Unfortunately the most famous movie from my home town is The Terf Wizard movie (and a bit of Endgame?) but surprisingly…
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Unfortunately the most famous movie from my home town is The Terf Wizard movie (and a bit of Endgame?) but surprisingly…
Mel’s been enjoying telling everyone at her new job about our engagement. The plan, the food, how I designed the ring myself… didn’t know I did that? No, nor did I!
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mel’s been enjoying telling everyone at her new job about our engagement. The plan, the food, how I designed the ring myself… didn’t know I did that? No, nor did I!
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
Lmao I’m on time for my appointment but the accessible lift is locked and it is apparently gonna take half an hour for a porter to come open it. Why?
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Lmao I’m on time for my appointment but the accessible lift is locked and it is apparently gonna take half an hour for a porter to come open it. Why?
Having another minor surgery tomorrow (I’m fine!) so may be slow replying etc while I’m recovering. 💚✌🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Having another minor surgery tomorrow (I’m fine!) so may be slow replying etc while I’m recovering. 💚✌🏻